Smutty Surgery Another monumental As IF Yesterday’s As IF moment came to us courtesy Victoria Beckham or, rather, David Beckham who claimed his wife Posh didn’t know that he was iPhoning her pregnantly candid. Click here for a refresher. Today’s As IF is thanks to Megan Fox who took to her Facebook page By Lainey • Jul 08, 2011 03:31 am
Royals Prisoner Bride for a week It was a week ago today that Her Serene Highness The Princess of Monaco Charlene Wittstock and Prince Albert showed us the first in what would eventually be a series of awkward kisses and interactions at their splashy wedding. The couple is on honeymoon in South Africa and attended a By Lainey • Jul 08, 2011 03:05 am
Harry Potter Snape & Jo! And ... they all say goodbye Massive premiere in London today – the final, final, FINAL carpet for the Harry Potter series in the motherland. There will be a premiere in New York on Monday but ... Harry is English, England is the heart of it. And here they almost all are to say goodbye and thank you. By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 10:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Biggest As IF in the world David Beckham just posted this photo on his Facebook page: Took this pic of Victoria while she wasn't looking. She looks amazing, so close now to the baby being born! Um, as IF she wasn’t looking. As IF they didn’t try this at least 15 times, By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 08:28 am
Gossip Girl No fringe for Blair Waldorf Last week I posted this article of Leighton Meester working a new fringe. The fringe however is apparently not Blair Waldorf’s steeze. Because Leighton was photographed today in New York on the first day of shooting the new season of Gossip Girl and the fringe has gone missing. Was By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 08:24 am
Douchebags Justin is cerebral But first, straight up, he and Mila Kunis look super hot here on the cover and inside of ELLE. Like really, really great together which...maybe that was Jessica Biel's problem. Or definitely. If Mila wanted a piece of that, would he be spending time in Toronto re- By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 06:51 am
Gorgessity This could be your wedding dress Sorry today's posting's are a bit slow. I'm back in the office now fully connected so the rest of the day will be normal. The reason I'm delayed is that, as I mentioned earlier, I had to shoot in an Indy car By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 05:41 am
BFFs Porny might find a friend? As you know, I have been praying for a friend for Jessica Simpson for a long time. Jessica's friends don't tell her like it is. That she has dumbass for taste. That she dresses like two wrestling sausages in cling wrap. That she gives herself too By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 04:45 am
Jamie Bell Curb is back! There are times when Jacek is watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and he starts choking from laughing so hard. This may be blasphemy but Curb has made Seinfeld LESS funny to me. Remember the time he chicken meangirled that poor guy about his failed kamikaze father? Remember the car wash with By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 04:03 am
Amazingness Mimi’s on her feet again... Barely. How many personal trainers does it take to train Mariah Carey? There were a few of them surrounding her yesterday in New York as she was apparently headed to a workout. With full hair and makeup? Please. I don’t know why I bother asking. Having said that, I By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 03:24 am
Royals Royal Baggage! I know there are several of you, including a friend of mine whose initials are LB, who will be as into these photos as I am. Prince William and Catherine left Yellowknife today to travel to Slave Lake, the Alberta town that was devastated by fire in May. I will By Lainey • Jul 06, 2011 10:23 am
Aging Gorgessity Mrs Halfpint is a DAME Dame Judi Dench was honoured by the Karlovy Vary Film Festival a few days ago in the Czech Republic. Earlier today, I wrote about women of a certain age, the smell of her hunger for a man, and wondered if it was offside to be making that observation about Christie By Lainey • Jul 06, 2011 09:03 am
Harry Potter I will never be ready Two weeks ago tomorrow I went to an advance screening of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 and almost had to be carried out of the theatre. Laura, who was sitting next to me, said that at one point, she looked over and saw me in the fetal By Lainey • Jul 06, 2011 08:28 am
Twilight Stephenie Meyer is ruining Rom-coms too now… Written by Sarah Although, I suppose, there’s not that much left to ruin anyway. I am a sucker for old romantic comedies—and I mean old, like Bringing Up Baby or It Happened One Night—which is why I’m so hard on modern rom-coms. The formula isn’ By Lainey • Jul 06, 2011 08:11 am
Style Anne at Valentino Haute Couture Week continues in Paris. Anne Hathaway, who has been filming The Dark Knight Rises in London, arrived with her boyfriend today for the Valentino show and was greeted warmly by Giancarlo Giammetti. I love the dress she’s wearing. I couldn’t, but she can. And good. The By Lainey • Jul 06, 2011 07:08 am
Hook Ups Will Cam lose it over Christie? It’s a famous story and one that many enjoy recalling – after Justin Timberlake broke up with Cameron Diaz and hooked up with Jessica Biel, Cam gave him the gears for almost an hour at an awards show afterparty while an embarrassed Drew Barrymore looked on. Cam has said she By Lainey • Jul 06, 2011 05:50 am
