Baby and Bump Obsession Grammy Midas Manslinger I mentioned this during the liveblog last night – it’s something Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. They always date men on the upswing. Gwyneth of course had Brad, Ben, and Chris Martin just as Coldplay was soaring. Kate married Chris Robinson at the height of the Black By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 05:34 am
Quiveration Grammy Bald: Rihanna Well she must have been under there, non? Trust me, I was looking, I was examining. And I don’t even think that’s a pervy thing to say. A dress like that only invites it. And that kind of, um, scrutiny only spawns other discussions, which is how Sasha By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 05:16 am
BFFs Grammy BFFs: Gwyneth & Beyonce They held hands backstage while greeting Seth Rogen. Then, after G changed, they went out to their seats and watched the rest of the show together. What? But who else is good enough to offer support and bff-ness to Gwyneth Paltrow but Beyonce? You don’t get more royal, musically, By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 04:30 am
Girlcrushes Grammy Best Dressed Part 1: Florence Welch I haven’t talked to Sasha today yet because she’s busy producing the etalk Grammy fashion special but if I had to guess, she’d probably be naming Florence Welch as her Best Dressed at the Grammys. Sasha, as you know from her style column, is all about kaftans By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 02:49 am
Homewreckers Grammy Anorexic BitchFace: LeAnn Rimes Staying skinny won’t make him stay. But you will learn that the hard way. LeAnn Rimes doesn’t go anywhere these days without fiancé Eddie Cibrian. He doesn’t want to miss a moment out there either. After all, that’s why he upgraded right? And that’s why By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 02:17 am
Bad Style Grammy Wedding Album: Katy Perry & Russell Brand What did you think of that? The wedding video/photos playing behind her during her performance? I didn’t mind that so much. I mean, I think it’s worse that she can’t sing live. And I was more offended that she stole Mimi’s swing. Only Mimi should By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 01:59 am
Thinnification Grammy ThinFace: Jennifer Hudson Jennifer Hudson has lost something like 80 pounds. She looks great. Which, sometimes I hate saying because, like in the example of Kelly Osbourne, somehow it feels like an invalidation of the size that came before. Having said that, Hudson is not Osbourne. She was very successful before Weight Watchers, By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 01:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Grammy Parents: Will & Jada Pinkett Smith Come on, they were super cute cheering on their son Jaden while he was performing with Justin Bieber, right? Look, I have some problems with the Sci and the Smiths too, but right there, I don’t know that you can criticise parents who are just really, really excited to By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 01:11 am
Amazingness Best Grammy Abs: Lady Gaga She leans out when she’s touring/rehearsing. And it’s all that hot yoga. But goddamn I want those abs. Maybe after this f-cking cleanse I can start working on them. So you know she arrived as an embryo. It’s a little obvious, obviously, but then again Gaga By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 12:54 am
Maple Leaf Grammy Awards 2011 Happy Valentine’s Day indeed! New Radiohead album drops Saturday! More info here. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. If you missed our liveblog, click here. Needless to say, I’m chuffed about Arcade Fire winning the top award. And giving big love to Montreal so Carrie Underwood can By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 12:38 am
Girlcrushes BAFTA Best: Emma Stone Many of you weren’t feeling her as a blonde. Emma Stone’s appearance at the BAFTAs should take care of that? Perhaps she’s softened it a little. Whatever it is, it’s amazing and it pops and I love that she’s into so much colour right now By Lainey • Feb 13, 2011 08:42 pm
Quiveration BAFTA King: Colin Firth Well who else would it be? He was the Best Actor. His costars were the Best Supporting Actors. His film was the Best Film. Colin Firth went home and they called her Your Majesty. Also, I just tried to spell that with a “G” and got told off by spellcheck By Lainey • Feb 13, 2011 08:37 pm
BFFs BAFTA Best 90’s velvet: Julianne Moore Written by Duana I’m dating myself here, but the very first thing I thought when I saw this dress was a long, crushed-velvet dress I used to wear in high school. Anyone? They came in the richest, most ‘muted’ jewel tones – and we wore them and felt so glam. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2011 08:31 pm
Thinnification BAFTA Worst: Jennifer Lawrence Cut off her head and, well, wouldn’t you expect that it was Blake Lively wearing this dress? Maybe Blake Lively wouldn’t have worn that choker. So 90s. But you get the idea, right? There’s so much titty action happening here, and I’m not sure Jennifer Lawrence By Lainey • Feb 13, 2011 08:25 pm
BAFTA 2010 BAFTA TSN Handsome: Jesse & Andrew Written by Sarah Without all-American Armie Hammer and the style of Justin Timberlake to fall back on, Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield had to bring it to the BAFTAs to represent the cast of The Social Network. They didn’t disappoint. Garfield, as I’ve said before, has a frame By Lainey • Feb 13, 2011 08:19 pm
Girlcrushes BAFTA one shoulder: Annette Bening & Emma Watson Two actresses – one a veteran, in the third act of her career, the other an ingénue, perhaps trying to terminate the first act of her career to begin a long, long second act that will see her emerge from underneath the heavy weight of a beloved literary character to embody By Lainey • Feb 13, 2011 08:09 pm
