Douchebags Why Sandy’s face was so tight Sandra Bullock was awfully controlled on Sunday at the Golden Globes. Not her usual sunny, smiley self. Why was her face so tight? Today is not the day to speculate about what she’s doing to it. Because today is the day her ex-husband announced he’s engaged. To Kat By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 04:20 am
Famewhores Lilo + Oscar She talks about this a lot. Once she said that one of her life goals was to win an Oscar before the age of 30. I still laugh about that one. This is a classic Lohan delusion. Daydreaming about something so out of reach, like it’s actually a possibility, By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 03:54 am
Douchebags Douche in a Rolls Well if this isn’t a douche alert… Check out Ryan Phillippe, in track pants and a nipple-hugging white t-shirt, after lunch yesterday in LA cruising around in a ROLLS ROYCE. Really??? A Rolls Royce? Like, who ARE you? And why is Amanda Seyfried so stupid? How do you get By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 03:12 am
Justin Timberlake This is not a music video But it should be. It’s Justin Timberlake with Amanda Seyfried shooting NOW yesterday in LA. He’s apparently showing her how to fire a gun, and coming on to her at the same time. Looks hot, right? In still photos, it looks hot. Sexy. Intriguing. Like a great scene By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 02:55 am
Girly Throw Downs Anne Catwoman, Shelfy misses out again Anne Hathaway will be Catwoman. Of course she will. It’s an obvious choice. Maybe too obvious? The same 7 or 8 names are always up for the same roles. When it was announced yesterday, most reactions I heard were – oh yeah, yeah, I can totally see that. Which is By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 02:36 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jesse’s week of firsts A lot of requests coming in lately for more Jesse Eisenberg. Here he is shooting 30 Minutes Or Less in LA yesterday. It’s a comedy. He apparently plays a pizza delivery guy who gets forced by two dumbass criminals to rob a bank within half an hour. Danny McBride By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 02:24 am
Girly Throw Downs Gwyneth’s twin face & throwdown with Madonna Yesterday during the liveblog, a commenter noted that Gwyneth Paltrow’s f-cked up face in Geneva now resembles her trainer’s Tracy Anderson. You know how that lady always looked like she was just skinned? Gwyneth totally looked like she was just skinned. I’m posting pictures of both. The By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 09:00 am
Fontrum More Portman Fontrum Her acceptance speech during the Golden Globes brought on the hate. But, apparently, there was more… In post-event frenzy, I missed this article. Thanks to Tenika for sending it over. Natalie Portman was asked about her pregnancy exercise regimen backstage on awards night. Her reply was full Fontrum Rossum. Like, By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 08:01 am
Christina Aguilera Christina does what you don't want Written by Duana So there's a report in US Weekly about Christina Aguilera getting so wasted at Jerermy Renner's birthday party that she climbed into his bed (he wasn't in it). The story is notable because there's a quote told in the By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 07:33 am
Reese Witherspoon Reese and her ring tour Europe Reese Witherspoon and Paul Rudd were in Berlin this morning promoting How Do You Know. The film did not do well domestically. So it’s extra extra important to be perky and sweet and appealing to make up some cash money overseas. Looks like it’s a grueling travelling schedule By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 06:06 am
Friday Night Lights And so it is... Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 9 I have a terrible habit of singing just one line of a song that’s stuck in my head over and over again. It makes my friends and coworkers crazy. But it usually happens because I’ve seen or heard something that makes By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 05:33 am
Quiveration Taylor in Toronto This is Taylor Kitsch – WITH SHORT HAIR!!! – on the Marilyn Denis Show on Tuesday. I was on the Marilyn Denis Show on Monday. Motherf-ck!!! But the hair is so much better, right? He is hot as Tim Riggins, but I don’t like my boys with long hair. That was By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 04:43 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Lame X They’ve released a photo for the upcoming X-Men: First Class. Take a look. It’s AWFUL. It’s so much bad. There’s no imagination. And James McAvoy looks not great at all. Oh but there’s drama… The photo first leaked on Tuesday and almost everyone start sh-tting By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 03:43 am
Jensen Ackles Supernatural 2011 As previously noted, requests come in for Supernatural photos all the time. This is the first entry of the year. Fans of the show are loyal. And, also as already noted, f-cking crazy. Some are convinced that the show's two leads are secret lovers. What is it with By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 02:57 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Sundance Short List Written by Sarah I get so torn when writing about Sundance. On the one hand, it’s America’s top film festival, it serves an important role in promoting, encouraging and developing new talent in independent filmmaking, and it’s the last stand between film and total commercialization. Each year, By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 02:37 am
Gorgessity Boyfriend/Girlfriend Open Mouth A lot of you have been asking for a post about Kristen Stewart on the cover of Vogue February 2010. Stewart was shot for Vogue last year, and ended up being a single page feature instead of the front, bypassed in favour of Blake Lively, because Anna Wintour keeps trying By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 02:25 am