Girly Throw Downs Worst Globe nose: Megan Fox It looks like it’s eroding. There was a side shot of it tonight and I thought I saw Kate Moss come out to say hi. Megan Fox’s however isn’t eroding from coke like Kate’s though. Or… maybe it is. But the other part of it has By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Sandy vs Scarjo at the Globes Me, I still refuse to believe there’s girlsh-t happening between the two but some people seem convinced, and, as disappointing as it would be for a girl’s girl like Sandra Bullock to be That Girl, in our business it is good business. A throwdown between the two is By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:17 am
Smutty Surgery Globes Same Old: Nicole Kidman I don’t know… I feel like I’ve seen this look from her so many times before. Ivory, form fitting, and, frankly, when it comes to Granny Freeze and a one shoulder, nothing beats her own at the Costume Institute Gala in 2003. Click here to see. Anyway, Nicole By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:00 am
Golden Globes 2011 Worst Globes Makeup: Eva Longoria Written by Duana So yesterday I spent trying to find bridesmaid’s dresses for myself and five of my sister’s closest friends. This process – and the ensuing ‘results’ photo, which makes me want to kill myself – has proved that neutrality on what someone is wearing is nearly impossible to By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:43 am
Bad Style Globes Dexter: Michael C Hall & Julia Stiles And no Jennifer Carpenter. Well, that would have been awkward, non? Hall and Carpenter are done. Hall was nominated for Dexter, as was the show. Julia Stiles was nominated too. She was hilariously missing when they called her name. With so many eyes watching at the afterparties, they better be By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:29 am
Girlcrushes Best Globe Colour: Kyra Sedgwick Written by Duana Kyra Sedgwick – what is not to love? She’s that particular type of woman – if Hollywood is high school, and let’s say for the sake of argument that that particular messed up sentiment is true – she’s the girl who’s always invited to the party, By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:14 am
BFFs Worst Friend Whore: Diddy This is why the Globes are by far the most fun to watch. Because of the cutaways. Because of what happens right before they go to commercial. When these motherf-ckers get up and start mixing tables. Like when Diddy stood behind Marky Mark, practically panting, waiting for Marky to turn By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:03 am
Amazingness Worst But Best Red Carpet Interviewer: Alexa Chung First let me just say that I love Alexa Chung. Her look. Her style. AND mostly that she’s f-cking out to lunch. When the press release came out that she’d be interviewing for NBC on their pre-show, it was Christmas. Because if you ever watched her MTV show By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:39 am
Bad Style Worst Tendrils: Country B This hair… is disgusting. What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:29 am
Bad Style Worst Globe Overkill: Olivia Wilde She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:20 am
Amazingness The Golden Globe Awards 2011 Ricky Gervais, right? Not to be belligerent but if you’re reading this blog, and you’re a gossipy bitch, I won’t understand it if you come at me with – “he was so inappropriate”. He was exactly as we wanted him to be. He did not care. And he By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:07 am
Intro for Jan 17, 2011 Dear Gossips, It was a good entertaining show. You know, we complain a lot when awards shows are boring. This one was not boring. Maybe not for the reasons they wanted, but from a smutty standpoint? There was a LOT of gold. So much gold. Thank you Ricky Gervais, but By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:01 am
Golden Globes 2011 Intro for Jan 16, 2011 Dear Gossips, Welcome to the Golden Globes LiveBlog! Thanks for joining me, Duana, Sarah from Cinesnark, and Sasha for (hopefully) four hours of dress porn, Pitt Porn, video and photo assumption. We can judge together. Because, really, it's not like the Globes actually mean anything professionally. Rather, the By Lainey • Jan 16, 2011 11:29 am
Style How to wear a pink hoodie Man style is very important to me because I married one without any and it’s one of the chief complaints of my shallow life. The thing is, it’s not like I’m trying to force Jacek into a body type that isn’t his. What’s most excruciating By Lainey • Jan 14, 2011 07:55 am
Bad Style Hair Fountain That’s what my friend Lorella calls that sh-t that’s happening on John Travolta’s head right now. Those loops that go off to each side, like a Hair Fountain, see? Travolta showed up at the Breitling flagship store opening in New York last night. It’s been a By Lainey • Jan 14, 2011 06:03 am
Quiveration I don’t need to justify this post It’s Alan Rickman. He was in Brooklyn last night at the John Gabriel Borkman afterparty at BAM. He plays the title character. Of course the reviews are wonderful. What else would they be? Sigh. I think I need to break out my Sense & Sensibility. It’s been a By Lainey • Jan 14, 2011 05:24 am
