Maple Leaf What could this possibly be about? Michael Cera and Tony Danza were filmed going for frozen yoghurt today. …the f-ck? What could this possibly be about? Random sh-t, right? Well, I don’t mean to be mean, but right now, Cera kinda needs any help he can get seeing as Jesse Eisenberg has pretty much killed By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 06:47 am
Dumbass The graveyard shift Written by Sarah January and February are traditionally where movies are sent to die. Reading the studios’ slates for January and February is like reading the obit section. “Atlas Entertainment is sad to announce that ‘Season of the Witch’ has died. A memorial will be held among the remains of By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 06:34 am
Justin Timberlake TSN Unstoppable? As announced several weeks ago, NBR named The Social Network the Best Film of 2010. The cast was at the gala last night to celebrate the honour, along with Jesse Eisenberg who was named Best Actor and David Fincher who was named Best Director. Oh yeah and Best Adapted Screenplay By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 04:50 am
Friday Night Lights And it begins again Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 8 Friday Night Lights returns, and yes, I saw the last shot (If you didn’t, we’ll get there). Yet I can’t shake the feeling that there’s a threat coming – something awful bearing down on us that I can’t shake. By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 04:39 am
Smutty Surgery Granny says she’s stopped freezing…? Nicole Kidman, on many occasions, has denied f-cking around with her face. She has always insisted that the immobilisation that’s frightened us so over the last few years is totally natural. Until now. Maybe? The UK and Euro entertainment press is often full of sh-t. And this story… this By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 03:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Blake Lively & Mrs Affleck Ben Affleck’s The Town was named one of the Best 10 of 2010 by the National Board of Review. The gala was last night in New York. His wife Jennifer Garner decided to accompany him. Well that must have been a buzzkill. Naturally, they did not pose together on By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 02:58 am
Break Ups How Jakey bailed on Swifty It was over the phone. Just before New Year’s. I hope it was more than 27 seconds. That’s apparently how long it took for Joe Jonas to end things with her. On the phone too. These are the details presented to us about the Jakey-Swifty break-up in the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 02:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Manslinger having a baby? It’s a pregnancy avalanche. The latest: Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy. According to Us Weekly she’s 14 weeks. It wasn’t planned but they’re happy and in love and can’t wait. Obviously. As you know, she was really into Bellamy through 2010. And it was a By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 02:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They look like their brother Sarah Jessica Parker brought her girls Marion and Tabitha along as she walked James Wilkie – not James, but James Wilkie – to school this morning. They’re cute, non? And they look like their brother. Nose and mouth especially. After several months of downtime, SJP will soon begin work on two By Lainey • Jan 11, 2011 09:30 am
Maple Leaf Rachel just barely Rachel McAdams was in London tonight for the UK premiere of Morning Glory. I LOVE THIS DRESS SO MUCH. And she’s just the right size for it. Meaning… she has modest breasts, which are the only breasts that can keep it decent. Otherwise it’s oozing all over the By Lainey • Jan 11, 2011 08:41 am
Break Ups Breaking up with you This, I think, is our final letter. I am not sad about it. Fickleness is a great attribute. There are things about you, that you struggle with, and they are killing my quiver. But I do love that Emma Forrest wrote about it. Have you talked? You don’t seem By Lainey • Jan 11, 2011 08:10 am
Weekly Live Blog Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, January 11th, 2011 We’ve made it through half the day and no one is pregnant yet. Which brings today’s baby total to only 1. Maybe Jessica Biel can help with that. It’s almost the one thing she hasn’t tried. Sounds like Jeremy Renner threw quite the bender for himself By Lainey • Jan 11, 2011 06:56 am
Clint Eastwood Chuck Bass goes big time Ed Westwick is that you? From Gossip Girl to Clint Eastwood? Blake Lively will be jealous. For real. It’s a major professional accomplishment for Ed Westwick – Deadline reported yesterday that he’s signed onto Eastwood’s upcoming J Edgar Hoover film with Leonardo DiCaprio in the lead. Westwick will By Lainey • Jan 11, 2011 04:54 am
Natalie Portman She gets my vote Still. I like this title because it reminds me of her performance in one of my favourite movies The American President, when she tells the President, after he screws her on an environmental bill, that: Mr. President, you've got bigger problems than losing me. You just lost my By Lainey • Jan 11, 2011 04:30 am
Andrew Garfield Andrew is athletic He’s on a roll, this one. It’s the 3rd or 4th occasion in a row he’s presenting very attractively, kinda sexy, a resounding validation, if you will, for his being chosen as the new Peter Parker, Andrew Garfield covers the new issue of Details with a photo By Lainey • Jan 11, 2011 03:44 am
Media Manipulation Robo Jackie: the trailer Now that the History Channel has pulled The Kennedys from their line-up (click here if you missed yesterday’s article), producers have quickly moved to release a trailer while they negotiate distribution with another network. It’s obvious, obviously, why Caroline Kennedy was so offended. At the same time though, By Lainey • Jan 11, 2011 03:01 am