Cheating Loins Hard not to assume the worst Rachel Weisz is currently in London shooting The Deep Blue Sea. All’s quieted now, three weeks after news broke that she and Darren Aronofsky have separated. You may recall, TMZ reported that Rachel and Daniel Craig were seeing each other. Since then there have been no sightings. Since then By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 09:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Hard-off: Clive vs Spittle Look at Clive Owen at the GQ Magazine Awards yesterday in Spain. He’s awesome. But I feel like he’s being doing this sh-t a lot. And exclusively. Store openings, jewellery shows, a lot of “Celebrity Appearances” and not that much work in between. No, no, I don’t By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 08:14 am
Weekly Live Blog Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, November 23, 2010 Are we going to argue about whether or not Jessica Simpson is pregnant? One thing though that will be off limits: Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry. B list and sloppy seconds, not interested. I am however very, very interested in what you’re seeing this weekend, particularly in the US By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 06:43 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Hard to say After the way she looked yesterday at the airport – click here for a refresher – many of you wrote to me swearing up and down that my Porny must be pregnant. You people have also sworn up and down that Kate Hudson/Katie Holmes/Jennifer Garner/Britney Spears/Angelina Jolie have By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 05:16 am
Blake Lively Breasts Try Hard Blake Lively just lost out on the role of Daisy in The Great Gatsby. She was also attemped to secure the lead in Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity but... Well... No matter how hard her breasts tried, they couldn’t make up for the fact that she can’t act. Blake By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 04:07 am
Angelina Jolie Not Hard for Billy Bob Sick. Vile. It’s Billy Bob Thornton last night in Hollywood at the premiere of Faster with a new middle aged dye job and that nasty douche patch fronting like he still gets to f-ck Angelina Jolie every night. The automatic response to that, of course, is ... HOW? Could she? By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 03:42 am
Quiveration Hard for Hedlund So there’s Letterman with Jacek stroking themselves over Natalie Portman, and then there’s me, after multiple viewings of this clip from Country Strong, um, feeling the same way about the #1 on my Five List Garrett Hedlund. For the doubters... It’s not like they have to be By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 03:01 am
Girlcrushes Hard for Portman Did you watch Natalie Portman on Letterman last night? I actually wasn’t intending to watch it, but I saw pap photos of Jay Pharoah arriving at the studio and I set the PVR to make sure to catch him, and then when Jacek and I turned it on later, By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 02:32 am
Parent Pimps The last days of JailBait Tomorrow is her birthday. She will be 18. After the American Music Awards last night – photos attached of Miley on the carpet – she hit up Trousdale for her party in a black leather bra and matching pants. Her ma was there – the one who’s been accused of cheating with By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 09:47 am
Royals Anti-depression coaching for Princesses The latest on the wedding date seems to be end of April. It’s after Easter and before the Duke of Edinburgh’s 90th birthday AND, most importantly, obviously, it’s before polo season. Don’t let marriage get into the way of the Prince’s polo playing, seen? Anyway, By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 08:17 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Brange’s missing camera You know Brad Pitt fancies himself a photographer now. You’ve seen him all up on the Jolie’s Hungarian set, taking arty photos of her in her directorial debut. But now X17 claims that Brad has lost his camera, valued at over $20K. There were personal photos on the By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 05:17 am
Style Jakey’s influence? It was a straightened and fringed Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards last night, a departure from her usual, and signature, hairspray angel ringlets. I like it. Does Jakey like it? Did Jakey recommend it? As of last week, Jakey and Swifty were still together. This weekend though, so By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 04:31 am
Kate Bosworth A starving forehead If ever there was a forehead that looked hungry... Doesn’t this forehead look hungry? This forehead belongs to Kate Bosworth. On Friday night she showed up at a screening for her new movie The Warrior’s Way. Well, she’s in the movie, it’s not really her movie. By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 03:39 am
Friday Night Lights FNL in progress Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 4 I am writing this from a southern cottage of sorts. It’s a new thing for my family to go to so we can spend time together. It’s fun – and sunny– but because my dad is basically a crazy person it also By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 03:29 am
Dumbass Porny hides her ring...and not Jessica Simpson arrived in New York last night with her fiancé/professional escort and her father. This combination... I mean... How would you like to hang out permanently with your fiance and your father? Look at the two of them side by side. They’re starting to have the same By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 03:20 am
Break Ups Rebound over British gossips are reporting that Kate Winslet’s post-divorce hookup with model Louis Dowler is done, that she took what she wanted from their four month romance, and has ended it now because she wants “to be alone” and to focus on her children. Dowler was apparently expecting to follow By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 02:38 am
