Dumbass Alba recants (check definition) As mentioned the other day, “I don’t need writers” Jessica Alba is currently promoting the new Fockers movie. It didn’t happen on television but apparently she was asked in a round table situation with the press to clarify her comments from that Elle article in which she asstalked By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 06:16 am
Girly Throw Downs JLH > Justin Timberlake? Well... Scarlett’s single Well... it depends how you see it. Where did all this “Oscar buzz” for Justin Timberlake originate anyway? Like I said the other day, whoever it was that was even suggesting it should be embarrassed. He is a joke in The Social Network. Which is why, since the Golden Globe By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 04:43 am
BFFs What’s with the white? My G wore white again to the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night. We already know she has too much superiority up her ass. Is this really the way to convince us that she can play country-worn, fragile on the outside but on the inside is something you can’ By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 03:09 am
Famewhores You can take the corner Nicole Richie sold her wedding (photos) to People Magazine. But People was already planning a 2010 wrap-up issue. So they stuck her in the corner. I wonder if that affected the price. Nicole of course married Joel Madden. Joel Madden used to date Hilary Duff. Hilary Duff sold her wedding By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 02:40 am
Bad Style Photo Assumption: Brad’s side-eye I wonder if he sees it like we do when it comes to her style. In the first picture attached check out Brad Pitt’s side-eye. Photo Assumption says he’s thinking “Bitch, what do I have to do to get you to let me dress you?” I see Angelina By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 02:16 am
Blind Riddles About that breakup I mentioned yesterday that there are a few more details about one of the recent splits announced in Hollywood this week. Turns out there was someone else: his love interest this season on his tv show. Their chemistry was so crazy and so evident to everyone that writer and producers, By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 01:55 am
Amazingness Christmas with Mimi and Hello Kitty Are you grumpy? Don’t fret. Mimi’s here to make it all go away. Did you watch her Christmas Special last night? If you missed it, you missed Joy. Everything she touches, from her microphone to her earpiece to that sleigh in the corner, all of it was tricked By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 09:32 am
Break Ups Separation Season So many breakups. Yesterday it was Michael C Hall and Jennifer Carpenter. Today it’s two names on a muuuuch bigger scale. This article is about Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. But come back tomorrow and I’ll have more for you on Hall and Carpenter. It’s complicated. Probably By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 08:53 am
Dumbass JLH’s Happy Ending They always say, when they get up there, after their name has been called, that they are so honoured to have been nominated with x, y, and z. These days it’s automatic, and in some cases maybe just lip service. But the sentiment, it’s there. To be included By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 08:05 am
Quiveration Garrett is green and...Brad Pitt? Nope. Don’t like the pants. Garrett Hedlund on the cover of W – check out those pants. But it’s all good above the waist, right? I’m thinking he may have been a little too green to say no to those pants. Or, maybe he didn’t care. Maybe By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 07:20 am
Best Worst of 2010 Worst of 2010–The Marriage of Blunt & Krasinski Written by Duana (Lainey: aaaaannnnd…. Duana with a controversial position.) It’s like, I don’t want you not to be happy, or anything but … you’ve changed. You just aren’t the same any more. And – I’m not saying it’s him, or anything, but maybe you need By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 06:45 am
Media Manipulation We need the foreign money Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office and it’s not fair. The quality was underappreciated. Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office because, well, it just sucks. Or it’s poorly marketed. Or its actors weren’t appealing. There are a lot of reasons why By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 04:38 am
Girly Throw Downs What’s up with GOOPy’s face? As I noted yesterday in the article about G and her star on the Walk of Fame – click here if you missed it - she looked like sh-t in the face. And many of you have written wondering whether or not she’s f-cked around with it. The eyes seemed By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 04:04 am
Book Review Room book review I tore through this book in a day. Then I thought about it for days. I am still thinking about it. Strangely, and not by design, three of my friends happened to read it at the same time. And we had to discuss it too. On the phone, over email, By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 03:45 am
Books Room By Emma Donoghue I tore through this book in a day. Then I thought about it for days. I am still thinking about it. Strangely, and not by design, three of my friends happened to read it at the same time. And we had to discuss it too. On the By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 03:44 am
Hook Ups At least they got this right But first... I’m sorry to do this to you so early in the morning but Ryan Gosling covers the new GQ and, well, work should be winding down for you this time of year anyway, right? Who actually works the second week of December? You’re pretending to work. By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 02:59 am
