Royals Not a cash bar wedding I’ve bitched about it before: cash bar weddings. Relax. I’m not saying everyone has to pay for a splashy wedding. I’m not saying that if you marry in the church hall where your parents used to play and it’s a lovely, intimate affair that this applies By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 07:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Leighton getting paid As you know, Blake Lively is considered the real superstar among the Gossip Girl actors, even though Leighton Meester’s Blair Waldorf is the heart and soul of the show. Since Leighton’s cut of fame is inexplicably – tits aside – so much smaller than Blake’s, it always makes me By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 07:12 am
Harry Potter Harry Potter & the Reusable Grocery Bag My trunk is filled with reusable grocery bags. Maybe too many. I worry that that defeats the purpose. But there’s a smugness to be derived from pulling up at the cash register and declining a plastic option, non? I mean, I can see my own smugness when it happens. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 05:00 am
Glee Sesame Street for Tweens Written by Duana I’ve been in the US for five days, feels like longer. When you’re on vacation you notice the differences more. I love Target and I wish there were more independent restaurants and I forgot about the level of familiarity that people have with their morning By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 04:00 am
Gorgessity He’s not a second guest He really isn’t. But the way the timing worked out yesterday at Letterman, Colin Firth had to be. Any show producer would have made the same call. After all, Jerry Seinfeld was there. And he delivered a short stand-up routine. And he spent time on the chair with Dave, By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 03:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s not pregnant At least that’s what she told Access Hollywood. The other day the bump-obsessed among you swore up and down that she looked rough at the airport in New York because she’s in her first trimester. Could be. But she says no. “There are no babies yet. But I By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 02:19 am
Hook Ups Riding back for cock No Cammie... why? Us Weekly was the first to report that Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez were seen together at Soho House last week. And now there are photos to prove it. The paps caught the two – click here - luxuriating on a boat in Miami. So I guess she By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 01:30 am
Cheating Loins Hard not to assume the worst Rachel Weisz is currently in London shooting The Deep Blue Sea. All’s quieted now, three weeks after news broke that she and Darren Aronofsky have separated. You may recall, TMZ reported that Rachel and Daniel Craig were seeing each other. Since then there have been no sightings. Since then By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 09:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Hard-off: Clive vs Spittle Look at Clive Owen at the GQ Magazine Awards yesterday in Spain. He’s awesome. But I feel like he’s being doing this sh-t a lot. And exclusively. Store openings, jewellery shows, a lot of “Celebrity Appearances” and not that much work in between. No, no, I don’t By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 08:14 am
Weekly Live Blog Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, November 23, 2010 Are we going to argue about whether or not Jessica Simpson is pregnant? One thing though that will be off limits: Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry. B list and sloppy seconds, not interested. I am however very, very interested in what you’re seeing this weekend, particularly in the US By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 06:43 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Hard to say After the way she looked yesterday at the airport – click here for a refresher – many of you wrote to me swearing up and down that my Porny must be pregnant. You people have also sworn up and down that Kate Hudson/Katie Holmes/Jennifer Garner/Britney Spears/Angelina Jolie have By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 05:16 am
Blake Lively Breasts Try Hard Blake Lively just lost out on the role of Daisy in The Great Gatsby. She was also attemped to secure the lead in Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity but... Well... No matter how hard her breasts tried, they couldn’t make up for the fact that she can’t act. Blake By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 04:07 am
Angelina Jolie Not Hard for Billy Bob Sick. Vile. It’s Billy Bob Thornton last night in Hollywood at the premiere of Faster with a new middle aged dye job and that nasty douche patch fronting like he still gets to f-ck Angelina Jolie every night. The automatic response to that, of course, is ... HOW? Could she? By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 03:42 am
Quiveration Hard for Hedlund So there’s Letterman with Jacek stroking themselves over Natalie Portman, and then there’s me, after multiple viewings of this clip from Country Strong, um, feeling the same way about the #1 on my Five List Garrett Hedlund. For the doubters... It’s not like they have to be By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 03:01 am
Girlcrushes Hard for Portman Did you watch Natalie Portman on Letterman last night? I actually wasn’t intending to watch it, but I saw pap photos of Jay Pharoah arriving at the studio and I set the PVR to make sure to catch him, and then when Jacek and I turned it on later, By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 02:32 am
Parent Pimps The last days of JailBait Tomorrow is her birthday. She will be 18. After the American Music Awards last night – photos attached of Miley on the carpet – she hit up Trousdale for her party in a black leather bra and matching pants. Her ma was there – the one who’s been accused of cheating with By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 09:47 am
