Sexiest Man Alive 2010 George Clooney’s SMA Chances This was prewritten yesterday but I had prewritten so much I forgot to post it. Which in itself should be an argument against George Clooney. Like would I have forgotten about George Clooney 3 years ago? Anyway, here are George’s pros and cons. Arguments for: * It’s George Clooney. By Lainey • Nov 16, 2010 02:11 am
Gorgessity Marisa Tomei is allowed Jacek and I flew to Toronto recently and watched Cyrus on the plane. By the end of it all he wanted to talk about was Marisa Tomei. I didn’t mind. She is crazy sexy in that movie. Crazy sexy. There’s something about the way she talks, a hint By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 10:42 am
Helen Mirren Birth control, baby pushers, and staying home Written by Sasha Dear Sasha, I've been with my boyfriend for almost two years, and I've recently switched birth control methods. I followed the instructions but as luck would have it; our backup method didn't really have our backs. So I marched into the By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 09:02 am
Quiveration I will make this happen If you've been reading my blog long enough you know that forever ever ever I've been hoping for Natalie Portman and Ryan Gosling. Forever. They were briefly dealing with each other about a year and a half ago - a couple of friendly outings and text By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 08:32 am
Jake Gyllenhaal Swifty & Jakey: clandestine in London Jakey G was in London last week. He was spotted sneaking into the Harry Potter premiere. Taylor Swift performed last night at the BBC 1 Teen Awards. Was there overlap? Well the UK Sun is saying that on Friday, Swifty flew in and spent the entire night with Jakey holed By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 04:43 am
Friday Night Lights When wiping that look off her face isn`t an option Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 3 There are people who deal with teenage girls every single day, I’ve been realizing. Maybe some of them are you. And you have jobs like this, where you work hard and then ungrateful wretches just sort of smirk out at you from By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 04:06 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Breasts can’t act Vulture reported last Friday that Carey Mulligan is now at the top of the list to play Daisy in The Great Gatsby. Sigh of relief, right? Especially since just a week ago, Blake Lively’s chances were very, very good. What happened? Well, she tried to act. And breasts can’ By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 03:18 am
Dumbass P for Porny, P for Pathetic You’ve heard by now I’m sure. Not even a week after her ex-husband’s engagement is announced, Porny Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she’s engaged too. Only Jessica Simpson could turn a wedding proposal into a f-cking consolation prize. And it’s a goddamn embarrassment on so By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 03:05 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Jon Hamm vs Brad Pitt Arguments for Jon Hamm: - Sigh. He’s perfect. He really really is. - Don Draper, in short time, has become a television icon. He and Don Draper are inextricably linked. And Don Draper is a Dude. Dudes approve of Don Jon Draper Hamm. - There’s the tv thing, By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 01:59 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Colin Firth Arguments for: - His performance in The King’s Speech should earn him another Oscar nomination, making it two years in a row. And the timing was similar for Hugh Jackman two years ago like this too, as Australia was just about to open wide when the SMA was announced. By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 01:50 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Robert Downey Jr Arguments for: - He now fronts two blockbuster franchises (Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes) and makes hit comedies and will get to work soon on The Avengers. RDJ is now one of the most profitable stars in Hollywood. So if it’s a popularity contest, well, he’s pretty popular. - By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 01:45 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Denzel Washington Arguments for: - He started the year with The Book of Eli, he’s ending it with Unstoppable. After all these years, Denzel is still selling tickets.... - At the movies, and also on Broadway. He just won a Tony Award. You can’t argue that this man is a By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 01:33 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Leonardo DiCaprio Arguments for: - Inception, Shutter Island... this has been a Major Year and he’s already a Major Star. His professional track record is ridiculously impressive. - Somehow, even after Titanic, people take him seriously now. Very seriously. He is as A as A List gets. - I think he By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 01:23 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Jake Gyllenhaal Arguments for: - He’s adorable. (I’m biased, obviously.) But those eyes, and that smile, and the body... it’s all goodness and very American. - He’s selling a movie right now. A movie that supposed to be a crowd pleaser. A movie that will prove to you By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 01:19 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Justin Timberlake Arguments for: - He grew up before their eyes. He is the Mickey Mouse pop star who has sold millions of records, with songs we can all sing along to, who finally starred this year in a hit movie. Justin is not a failure. - Unlike many of his child By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 01:13 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2010 Johnny Depp Arguments for: - It’s Johnny Depp. Please don’t make me list all the reasons why. It’s Johnny Depp. - He’s about to open a new film. It’s called The Tourist. - In a popularity contest, Johnny Depp beats almost everyone. And with the 25th SMA By Lainey • Nov 15, 2010 01:07 am
