Weekly Live Blog Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, September 28, 2010 Sarah from Cinesnark and I are a bit on the frazzled side today. She’s recovering from a bout of food poisoning and I’m going later to have my mouth cut open. Need drugs. Thank you, however, to the person who offered this piece of wisdom: “just moan a By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 07:42 am
Gossip Girl The Undergraduates Written by Duana Hi ya’ll! Gossip Du here. I can’t believe this show has me back in its clutches, but then again, they’ve completely abandoned realism so there’s that much less for me to be concerned with. I think it’s a smart move all around, By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 07:28 am
Girly Throw Downs Never in Paris, OK in Milan Remember when Karl Lagerfeld dismissed Heidi Klum because: “I don’t know her. She was never in Paris.” It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time, and that’s something coming from a crazy bitch who’s good for it every time he opens his mouth. Click here By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 05:48 am
Quiveration I’ll watch for Harry Shum Jr He’s getting more air time on Glee. Good. That’ll keep me interested for a few more episodes. Especially, um, if he keeps dancing with his shirt off. But not gratuitously, oh no. Like it has to totally make sense with the storyline, you know? One of the things By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 04:58 am
Quiveration Jon Hamm is everywhere With Justin Timberlake, it’s too much. Get out of my face. Jon Hamm on the other hand, well, don’t go, please stay. He can currently be seen in Mad Men, though the season is rapidly coming to a close. He’s in theatres now in The Town and By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 04:34 am
Blind Riddles Another Winner She certainly knows how to pick them, douchebag after douchebag. Although it’s ended with the last one who didn’t want to get serious he’s still getting a lot of mileage from their brief hook-up. Seems he has a really big mouth, and is telling everyone everywhere how By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 04:17 am
George Clooney Front row Italian thigh squeeze Oh Ely. You good, girl. You very, very good. Yesterday we were treated to photos – click here for a refresher – of the Italian Queen getting nuzzled by George Clooney upon arrival at Giorgio Armani in Milan. Today it’s the front row thigh squeeze. Look how she looks at him By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 03:48 am
Cameron Diaz Where he’ll be famous forever We always joke about how even the most minor celebrities can stay famous forever in Europe and it’s especially evident during Cannes where they’ll let even that pathetic Phoebe Price on the carpet and shoot her like it’s a household name. Over there, all you need is By Lainey • Sep 28, 2010 03:25 am
Douchebags Are you giving or are you taking? It’s crazy to me why more people aren’t angry about this. How People.com can actually post the story straight, like she actually meant to be helping people at a homeless shelter. Really? HER??? It’s insulting and, well, it’s unconscionable, frankly, that she’s USING those By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 09:57 am
Gorgessity Johnny’s braids Production on Pirates of the Caribbean 4 has moved to England. This is Johnny Depp around the set today with plaited hair after arriving with it loose and wavy at the start of the shift. He looks good. MUCH better than he looks in that trailer for The Tourist. I By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 09:02 am
BFFs Posh’s consolation prize: Anna Wintour’s carrot She’s currently living through yet another cheating scandal and even if it’s a fraud, as they are so indignantly claiming, it doesn’t make it any less embarrassing, especially since the new alleged incident is bringing up memories of the old Loos incident. Remember when she used her By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 08:36 am
Faux Gossip It follows you everywhere My mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken has an expression about a person’s sh-t. She says if you have some in your past, you carry it around in your handbag, doesn’t matter if it’s a Chanel, it’ll always smell like a knock-off. She usually means it when By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 08:22 am
Amazingness Publicly nuzzling the Italian Queen Pay your f-cking respects. This, golddiggers, is about as solid as it gets. And I wonder now if anything can take the Italian Queen down. She has endured a cocaine and prostitution scandal in Italy proper that was not only contained and controlled immediately, with no North American penetration, but By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 07:07 am
Mad Men No Third Option Written by Duana Oh man. I say it too often, but buckle up. The week we just had at SDCP was enough to make me apologize for ever even thinking my life was boring, if the alternative is this. While last week showed us these beautiful girls – and the lives By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 06:52 am
Quiveration Tom Hardy: Hot & Kind This is Tom Hardy in Vancouver to shoot This Means War with Chris Pine and Reese Witherspoon (who is also now in town, spotted at Cafe Medina and Aritzia this weekend). There’s not much to say, really, about these photos other than: He’s sex. He’s generous. He By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 06:43 am
Parent Pimps House of der Sh-ts temp ink In a recent ad campaign for her mother Tina’s assy and not exactly original designs, Beyonce was photographed with temp tattoos all over her back. It’s now becoming another way for ma to make even more cash money. So they’re partnering with an airbrush company to sell By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 05:58 am
