Quiveration Jon crushes on Jon As I’ve noted many times, I LOVE Jon Stewart. He is set to record daily on pvr. And I’ve been missing him for two weeks. But Sarah from Cinesnark bbm’d me last night while I was waiting on a carpet for, ugh, Ryan Phillippe. I was on By Lainey • Sep 16, 2010 04:42 am
Douchebags Small feet My favourite email yesterday came from a colleague of mine who wrote: Ryan Phillippe. Did u interview him? His feet are super small. Like, abnormally. And they are. Because he’s actually really little. We saw him at Soho House/Grey Goose the other night and Duana, who is 5 By Lainey • Sep 16, 2010 04:15 am
Quiveration Saving up for the fans He arrived at 5am yesterday on the red-eye from LA. It was supposed to be a full day of press followed by his carpet at Ryerson. He came to our etalk Lounge at the Intercontinental. The girls could barely hold their quiver together. Laura won’t admit it but she By Lainey • Sep 16, 2010 03:53 am
Douchebags Casey settles Casey Affleck settled out of court with the two women who claimed he sexually harassed them on the set of I’m Still Here. They were originally each trying to get about $2 million out of him. The terms of the deal have not been made public but the matter By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 10:11 am
Smutty Surgery Presidential Freeze Rabbit Hole screened here at TIFF on Monday to largely positive reviews, many saying it’s Nicole Kidman’s best film in a few years. Well that’s encouraging. Because as I’ve always said, despite my disdain for the marbleisation of her face, I do enjoy Gran’s acting. By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 08:42 am
Dumbass What in the ass? Almost all of the film industry has been focused the last few days on TIFF. And still The Social Network is getting so much play. They’re doing a brilliant job on the marketing, and they’re courting the online community too – obviously – with fantastic results. Hype around The Social By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 07:40 am
Break Ups Porny & Paves break up Apparently it’s over between them. Which, if you noticed, is actually why her hair has been looking better lately. E! reports that Ken Paves had his ass twisted over something “petty” and a huge fight ensued and that Porny has now been permanently replaced by Eva Longoria. Jessica is By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 06:21 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Miss Zahara’s travelling cut-eye Angelina Jolie showed up at LAX yesterday with her girls en route to somewhere just as a new clip of her upcoming The Tourist with Johnny Depp was released. As you can see, Miss Zahara has no time for you. Her cut-eye is even more powerful when she’s on By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 04:39 am
Girly Throw Downs We need to help Rebecca As Sasha noted the other day that Rebecca Hall pantsuit on the carpet at the TIFF premiere of The Town was for sh-t. Look at when she spreads out her legs to and you realise it’s not a dress. Goddamn that’s bad. And it wasn’t great in By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 04:18 am
Dumbass This sh-tty movie poster Can you judge a movie by its poster? I guess it’s not always fair. And I guess it depends on what movie. Or on whose movie. What about a Kate Hudson movie? This is the poster for her upcoming A Little Bit of Heaven. In other words, you’ve By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 03:18 am
Quiveration Ryan on the red-eye Today is Blue Valentine Day at TIFF. He’ll be on junket, the screening is tonight, and he arrived just in time this morning at 5am, suit in hand, hair combed, shades on, and white socks. Some of you will be bitching about the white socks. Um, look at him. By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 02:47 am
Faux Gossip Star & Ashton bitchfight Love this. Couple of weeks ago Star Magazine printed a story about Ashton Kutcher stepping out on Demi Moore at a restaurant. Some eyewitness said he was grinding up on a skinny broad in plain view of an entire restaurant and it got so hot that you could see his By Lainey • Sep 14, 2010 09:45 am
Dumbass Porny... please stop I was with a friend last night who’s having some relationship problems. She’s been dating a guy and everything was great the last time they saw each other and now he hasn’t called or texted in a week. Nothing. She’s texted twice and left one voice By Lainey • Sep 14, 2010 07:29 am
Gorgessity Then and Now Last night it was Black Swan. I was underwhelmed with Natalie’s dress. It’s not sh-tty, it’s not jizzy, it’s just... ok? Maybe we built it up too much. Maybe they know it’s being built up too much. Maybe they’re trying to control the hype, By Lainey • Sep 14, 2010 04:54 am
Gorgessity Carey grows her hair out At the Never Let Me Go presser yesterday. I had hair like this in 1997 and should have loved it more at that time. How was that 13 years ago?!?! F-ck it’s only 9 and I can’t start drinking yet. As for the film, it has not disappointed By Lainey • Sep 14, 2010 03:35 am
