Maple Leaf How he spent his birthday It was yesterday. He’s 46. And he was in New York, photographed with a coffee and a cupcake, lonely but not for long, making friends with passersby and local workers, which will probably prompt yet another online “Save Keanu” petition like the first one, cheekily initiated by those worried By Lainey • Sep 03, 2010 03:27 am
Maintenance Update We’ve just re-launched the mobile site. Assuming all goes well and we keep it live, you will automatically be re-routed to this stripped down, easy to navigate smut source when you go to LaineyGossip.com on any mobile device. Navigation is pretty straightforward and all the pictures have been By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 11:04 am
Quiveration Rihanna gives us Taylor Kitsch Rihanna has joined the cast of Battleship, now shooting in Oahu. Always lovely to see her of course especially since she’s always wearing the most delightful things but this time, she’s giving in new ways. Ri as you know is a constant pap target. Which means that everyone By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 09:45 am
Hook Ups Jennifer Aniston: one degree of Firecrotch Jesus. It’s too much fontrum, please make it stop. Jennifer Aniston picked up from Jessica Simpson and invited John Mayer into her bed. Last night she was out for dinner with a mystery man. Radaronline.com has just revealed that it’s Harry Morton. Who? Pink Taco? Lindsay Lohan? By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 08:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Guy can be affectionate too Yesterday it was Madonna getting mommy gushy with Lola on the set of W.E., now photos of her ex-husband Guy Ritchie picking up his boys Rocco and David Banda for his turn yesterday before taking them out for dinner at Wagamama. See Lorella? Wagamama! We had one right around By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 05:59 am
Relationship Assumption Relationship assumption Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr were at the US Open last night watching Andy Roddick lose. I was asked about tennis during the liveblog the other day and if you were following, you know Roddick getting bounced in the 2nd round doesn’t make me sad, not at all. Anyone By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 05:02 am
Hollywood Drugs T.I., Tiny, and Purple Drank Oh la. T.I. and the Original Situation, his wife Tiny, were busted this morning on a drug charge, specifically possession of a “controlled substance”. TMZ is now speculating, due to the presence of Styrofoam cups in the car, that the two were enjoying some Purple Drank. Or Sizzurp. Or By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 04:52 am
Anne Hathaway But what do you mean by “value”? Written by Sarah I have a friend who’s so rich he has no money. His bank statements reflect an amount he can never access. Where I could go into my bank and walk out with a check for my net worth, JJ would probably cripple Wall Street for a By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 04:38 am
Quiveration Don’t be layered Sometimes I worry that Jon Hamm is too perfect – he’s handsome, he’s funny, he’s smart, he’s talented, he’s humble, he’s chill, he doesn’t have a massive ego, he will make a fool out of himself whenever you ask him to, he will dance, By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 04:11 am
Bad Style Natalie surges ahead Black Swan opened the Venice Film Festival yesterday and the reviews have been largely positive. Even when they’re not positive, they’re not total sh-t either, and the critics who love it, really really do love it, some even going so far as to call Black Swan Darren Aronofsky’ By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 03:53 am
Would You Rather Double Rossum Oh look. It’s the dry heave-inducing Rossum in LA last night leaving a show at the Troubadour with her very own doppelganger. But of course the Rossum would have a friend twin. My friend Lo had a weird anxiety attack about us both wearing our converse in London last By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 11:00 am
Fontrum Ultimate Fontrum I never want to be this embarrassed for someone. Because it’s uncomfortable. Embarrassment is awkward and ill-fitting, there’s no pleasure in feeling it, not when it’s related to you, or to someone else. Fontrum is the worst degree of other person embarrassment. And the worst fontrum I’ By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 09:42 am
Amazingness Tender Mother Madonna and Teen Girls Madonna continues to direct W.E. in London. She also wrote the script... Anyway, Lourdes has been with her mom almost constantly on set – she even has a walk on role – obviously eager to follow in the family business. Has been for a while. Madonna raising a teenager - there By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 09:00 am
Maple Leaf Pacey knows Greek mythology The new issue of NUVO Magazine, published in Vancouver, features our very own Joshua Jackson, photographed in Los Angeles, more handsome than ever. And actually rather erudite. Commenting on the environment and specifically the Gulf oil spill and how it might only be the beginning in a future fraught with By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 08:04 am
Girlcrushes Her glasses match his jacket As declared a couple of weeks ago, any time there are new Cate Blanchett photos, they will get posted. Here’s Cate tonight in Sydney with husband Andrew Upton at the Griffin Theatre’s production of Quack, totally unfussy about her hair, and still steezier than everyone, in Australia and By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 06:00 am
Kate Hudson Manslinger’s meeting his friends Obviously it’s not the first time. After all, she was with him in Japan a few weeks ago and she’s been on tour with Muse on several stops in Europe, but last night it was a proper dinner in London at The Ivy – this is Kate Hudson with By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 04:47 am
