Gorgessity Summertime Pitt Porn Oh thanks God. There was no Pitt Porn at Cannes this year and there’s been no Pitt Porn for months and it’s been a hot dry summer and now finally, finally they took the porn out for a ride and everything else stopped. All in service of course By Lainey • Jul 20, 2010 02:50 am
Jason Bateman Jason Bateman: moving on I heard from many of you following his iPad incident saying I was being too harsh in judging his queue jumping and the sh-t he took for it afterwards followed by his dumbass excuse and then subsequent retraction of said excuse and offer of apology. Because he’s cute and By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 10:31 am
Amazingness How to give great interview by Bill Murray He doesn’t do it often. He doesn’t work often. He doesn’t have an agent or a publicist. You can only reach him via 800 number. For reals. So when he does talk, he makes it worthwhile. Always. There was a great article about Bill Murray a couple By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 08:58 am
Books Megan Fox, The Hunger Games, and where to eat Last Wednesday, the night I ate those bad clams and almost lost the will to live, I was out for dinner with someone who lives in LA who was telling a story about eating at the Cheesecake Factory and I was like –there’s food at the Cheesecake Factory? And By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 08:01 am
Kate Hudson Manslinger’s happy holiday Kate Hudson is currently on holiday in St Tropez enjoying a simultaneous professional and personal high. She recently wrapped on Something Borrowed, has a few other banal romantic comedies planned, and is dating the lead singer of one of the hottest bands in the world – Matt Bellamy of Muse – who By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 07:26 am
Quiveration Spanish fix These photos were taken on Saturday in Navalacruz, Spain. Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero are kindly feeding my obsession, out for a walk in the sunshine and obliging fans with photos and hugs. Look at the one where he’s clasping hands with that woman in the orange tank top. By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 05:18 am
Movie Reviews and Previews On Inception If you haven’t seen it, WHY NOT? If you’ve seen Eclipse more than once and you haven’t seen Inception, WE ARE FIGHTING. Please note there will be spoilers below. I love a good mindf-ck. Inception is a great mindf-ck. Which is why already there are message boards By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 04:50 am
Quiveration Jon Hamm, tux, water bottle Really, it’s all you need. In life. Just 6 days from the season premiere of Mad Men – are you ready to have Don Draper back for the weekends? Hopefully the lead-up will feature a lot of Jon Hamm on the talk show circuit. In a tux. With a water By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 04:15 am
Girly Throw Downs It’s SALT Week & Jennifer Aniston is topless You know my favourite question: Coincidence or conspiracy??? As reported a few weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is getting into the fragrance business. Her first release will smell like a combination of the ocean and her tears, unimaginatively called LOLAVIE. Because these days, Lola hasn’t been overkilled at all. Is By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 03:22 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Trailers It’s depressing that summer’s halfway through. It’s not depressing thinking about Fall Movie Season. This is when the good sh-t happens, when Academy baiting movies go into full court press, and when there are usually fewer tits and explosions at the box office, replaced by better scripts, By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 08:00 am
Will Smith The Smiths in London For The Karate Kid premiere. Goddamn that’s a ridiculously attractive family. But is there something new about Jada’s face? Does it seem extra tight to you? Maybe it’s just the fringe. See now if I were Willow’s age I’d be in those pants too. Hard By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 07:29 am
Pitt "Porn" Brange week Are you ready for a Brangelunatic stampede? They’ve been working up that crazy for a while, and now there’s a full opportunity ahead for them to unleash it. The Los Angeles premiere of Salt is Monday. And now it’s been confirmed that the Jolie will indeed attend By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 05:51 am
Gorgessity They’re still celebrating Good. Gives us new photos. Here are Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero in Madrid the other night, out for dinner with friends and family, continuing to ride the World Cup high, inseparably. As you know, I love it when they’re inseparable. Their inseparability is my obsession. Some of you By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 05:30 am
Katie Holmes Good hair & makeup Wonder what The History Channel’s budget is for this 8 part miniseries about the Kennedys. Could it be that much bigger than Summit’s budget for the Twilight Saga? Doubtful even though Summit is notoriously stinge. And, if you’ve seen the movies, so stinge they apparently didn’t By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 04:17 am
Movie Reviews and Previews I’d be worried too I haven’t read the Stephanie Plum/Evanovich books. But I’ve heard from many of you who have and you’ve written to say how worried you are that Katherine Heigl is playing Plum in the movie adaptation of One for the Money. Totally relatable. Am suffering the same By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 04:04 am
Quiveration Thank you for not being in costume Last time I saw you, you looked like this, in costume on the set of Horrible Bosses with a horrible combover. It was like you poured acid on my lady business. Am thrilled to see you’re diversifying in a comedy but am sad you’re doing so at the By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 03:32 am
