Twilight Now he’s saving puppies His hair cut has helped a lot, and now Robert Pattinson is rescuing puppies on the set of his next movie Water for Elephants – is this a campaign?!? And it looks like a Jack Russell Terrier too, not some designer canine butterfly so, yes, of course this is hot. Dog By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 08:51 am
Girlcrushes Tami Taylor FINALLY gets some love And Eric Taylor too. And Friday Night Lights. We’re going into our final season and the TV Academy, at long last, has acknowledged one of the best shows, if not THE best show, of a generation. A show you aren’t watching because you’re too busy with those By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 07:44 am
Jessica Simpson Porny’s new cover! My Porny landed the cover of a tabloid and it has nothing to do with high waisted jeans or getting urinated on! I’m so proud. This of course is all about her new boyfriend and former NFL player Eric Johnson. Johnson filed for divorce in January. He met Jessica By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 06:46 am
Gorgessity GOOP gets Vogue Anna Wintour loves Gwyneth Paltrow. And she doesn’t give a sh-t if Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t sell. She keeps putting my G on the cover year after year. G is Anna’s kind of girl. And G has landed yet another Vogue – August 2010 – but this time Gwyneth is By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 06:01 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Marion & Owen Shooting Woody Allen’s upcoming Midnight in Paris, the director’s latest muse having moved on from London and Barcelona. It’s easier for him to work in Europe now. And it’s quite the cast. In addition to Marion Cotillard and Owen Wilson, the film will star Kathy Bates, By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 05:06 am
Dumbass Crank tweets: the human rights violation Lindsay Lohan managed to stay home yesterday following her sentencing. She actually did not go to her own birthday party. They must have had to strap that sh-t down to stop her from leaving the house. Forced to abstain from the circuit for just one night Lilo, naturally, tweaked out By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 04:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby makes 5 Sam Taylor-Wood and boyfriend Aaron Johnson had their baby today, a girl. Taylor-Wood has two daughters from a previous marriage bringing the child total to 3. That’s quite the brood, a 5 person family, considering their relationship is just over a year old and Aaron recently turned 20. The By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 10:20 am
Girly Throw Downs Photo Assumption the Civility Elle Macpherson had babies with Arpad (Arki) Busson. Then they broke up. A few years later Arki started up with Uma Thurman. They were engaged, called it off, but are still together. Yesterday all 3 were spotted at Hyde Park for the children, civilised and classy and gracious. Oh boo. By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 07:16 am
Shia LaBeouf Shia for Samantha Received a well timed email yesterday from Sam who may have to defer acceptance to grad school in England, is stuck on jury duty all week, and needs a Shia LaBeouf pick-me-up. Hooker, it’s like he heard you. And I DO care. And I am very, very, very honoured By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 06:23 am
Ebola Victims Will you blame Leo? Ebola Paris Hilton was arrested then released for pot possession in South Africa. To celebrate its freedom, it ended up partying with Leonardo DiCaprio per Page Six. They were in Cape Town and hit up a club and had tables side by side, hanging out all night, having also travelled By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 05:03 am
Media Manipulation Jolie Fontrum It’s her new interview with Parade. Parade is always safe. Parade is probably more safe than People. With Parade it’s straight up celebrity ass eating. Which is disappointing in this case because my Jolie is an asskicker who can more than hold her own in an interview and By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 04:28 am
Amazingness TOMZINHO! Apparently it means “Little Tom”, gifted to Tom Cruise in Rio de Janeiro last night at the Brazilian premiere of Knight & Day. He doesn’t look thrilled about it. Or maybe that’s just his box office. As you already know, Knight & Day has underperformed, still not able By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 03:46 am
Colin Farrell Um, you are killing my quiver Well you’ve proved it. You’ve proved that bad hair can destroy even the most potent quiver. Even YOUR quiver, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I know you’re in costume for your new movie Horrible Bosses with Jennifer Aniston. I know you’re probably really enjoying being an unattractive, By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 12:48 pm
Lindsay Lohan See you at the club tonight? First off... I LOVE TMZ. Because was the best sh-t I’ve seen in weeks. From that hardass prosecutor who would not relent, to Judge Revel who gave it to her in the end, and of course courtesy of Lindsay Lohan herself, and the tears, and the wailing... The wailing! By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 12:29 pm
Maple Leaf Vampire conventions These vampire conventions are everywhere. Just one season old, Vampire Diaries is popular enough to have a travelling convention. And the stars of the show were at the convention in Australia yesterday to solicit the all important international audience. This is where a lot of the money comes from – overseas By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 10:44 am
Smutty Surgery New crank lips for court Lindsay Lohan has been in court all day for f-cking up her life. TMZ is the best source for the blow by blow but in short – she has a kick ass lawyer, the prosecutor is out for her ass and claims that there are witnesses and a lot of proof By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 09:33 am
