Quiveration Chris Brown can eat their sh-t In an auditorium full of world class entertainers, Chris Brown tried to usurp the occasion by trumping the rest. Well, he can eat their sh-t. You’ve already seen the amazingness of the Prince tribute, but Brown’s tears also took a back row seat to performances by Kanye West, By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 03:12 am
Sit DOWN John Legend’s face says it all They panned to John Legend following Chris Brown’s tribute to Michael Jackson last night at the BET Awards. You know he was suppressing one giant eye roll. No doubt, Chris Brown is an electrifying performer. His imitation dancing was undeniably entertaining. His moves last night were totally mesmerising. But By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 02:28 am
Parent Pimps On Jaden Smith Came across this article the other day about the Jaden Smith backlash - have you heard? He's just 11. So of course it's mean. But it's an interesting dilemma. Because Jaden of course is being put out there to be profited from. In that By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 07:23 am
Break Ups A denial over nothing David Beckham has been in South Africa supporting the English side through the World Cup. Can’t wait for the game against Germany on Sunday. Victoria Beckham is with their children in England. They’ve been apart for weeks. So UK gossips, always the bastion of reliability, decided to monger By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 06:07 am
Bad Style The First Couple of Twi-Hard They camped out for days. They rubbed their tits together with no showers waiting to get their Hearts Robbed. And he did not disappoint. Kristen Stewart however, well, as a fan of her sartorial selections most of the time, this was not her best. That’s two for two on By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 05:40 am
Famewhores The obvious Ashley Greene So the Eclipse premiere finally happened last night. And of course Ashley Greene, being the side player she is, did what she could to convince you that she’s a lead player, that she matters. Last time she tried to outdress Kristen Stewart and showed up like it was the By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 04:53 am
Girlcrushes Cate from head to toe Want her boots and the way she’s wearing them with her jeans without making her legs look stubby, and the pea coat, and the green sweater underneath the peacoat and very, very much want her hair. If I had the balls I would cut my hair like her hair. By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 04:15 am
Harry Potter Festival Emma At Glastonbury today hanging with friends, enjoying a cold drink, she’s 20 and she’s celebrating her summer off, the way she should be in tall boots and snatch-safe shorts and a steezy corset to complete the look – so cute, so fresh, so young, so normal, as normal as By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 03:38 am
Gorgessity Elephants, boykissing, blogs, whiners & Twi-Hards A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie 2.Gloating 3.Cute banter 4.Cute girlfriend defence 5.Whiny defensive girlfriend 6.Bitching about bloggers 7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 09:07 am
Style Saoirse in green and as Katniss? Acclaimed young actress Saoirse Ronan attended the Irish premiere of Shrek yesterday in a pair of steezy pink chucks with a blazer, topped off with light green Ray-Bans which obviously I love because I have them too. (Photo attached from Barbados) Saoirse, now 16, is always at the top of By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 07:28 am
Bad Style These pictures are not for the fickle We discuss this all the time, how I can be so fickle. Laura’s Robert Pattinson problem is now 18 months old. This is a ridiculously long time for a celebrity crush. When I tell her this she tells me that I have no loyalty, and that she doesn’t By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 05:30 am
Bad Style Maybe not in photos? I wonder if these pants look better in person than in photos. The camera widens. It’s horribly inhumane. And unforgiving. And our Porny, she has so little margin for error. I know because I am the same. I have short stubby legs and wide shoulders. So maybe these pants By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 04:53 am
Dumbass Robo’s expensive sh-t I am, like you, still flummoxed that Katie Holmes can sell her clothes at Maxfield. And that fashion magazines have stitched themselves inside her ass praising the designs...what? Elle. Just did a profile on Holmes & Yang, the label, with a cost listing on several items. The price point By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 04:14 am
Hook Ups JGL + Devon Aoki A lot of people think she’s weird looking. I think she’s amazing looking. SO exquisitely beautiful. And she’s now reportedly dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Both Devon Aoki and JGL were at the Bing party earlier this week in LA and Page Six reports that they were all over By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 03:44 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOP & Madge & Posh In April reports surfaced that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna had broken up. Again a couple of weeks ago, Us Magazine posted an exclusive that G was jealous of M and that the two are no longer friends. Both times I noted that this was not possible. As you know, I By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 03:24 am
Dumbass The Ashley Greene Standard of Comedy Oh...she just keeps giving. SO much material. And we have ourselves another over-reacher. Ashley Greene is currently promoting herself while promoting Eclipse. And she’s sharing with us her career plans. Apparently she reckons she has the goods to become a comedian. Who? Ashley Greene. From Twilight. "Comedy By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 09:38 am
