Girlcrushes Hard for Portman Did you watch Natalie Portman on Letterman last night? I actually wasn’t intending to watch it, but I saw pap photos of Jay Pharoah arriving at the studio and I set the PVR to make sure to catch him, and then when Jacek and I turned it on later, By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 02:32 am
Parent Pimps The last days of JailBait Tomorrow is her birthday. She will be 18. After the American Music Awards last night – photos attached of Miley on the carpet – she hit up Trousdale for her party in a black leather bra and matching pants. Her ma was there – the one who’s been accused of cheating with By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 09:47 am
Royals Anti-depression coaching for Princesses The latest on the wedding date seems to be end of April. It’s after Easter and before the Duke of Edinburgh’s 90th birthday AND, most importantly, obviously, it’s before polo season. Don’t let marriage get into the way of the Prince’s polo playing, seen? Anyway, By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 08:17 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Brange’s missing camera You know Brad Pitt fancies himself a photographer now. You’ve seen him all up on the Jolie’s Hungarian set, taking arty photos of her in her directorial debut. But now X17 claims that Brad has lost his camera, valued at over $20K. There were personal photos on the By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 05:17 am
Style Jakey’s influence? It was a straightened and fringed Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards last night, a departure from her usual, and signature, hairspray angel ringlets. I like it. Does Jakey like it? Did Jakey recommend it? As of last week, Jakey and Swifty were still together. This weekend though, so By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 04:31 am
Kate Bosworth A starving forehead If ever there was a forehead that looked hungry... Doesn’t this forehead look hungry? This forehead belongs to Kate Bosworth. On Friday night she showed up at a screening for her new movie The Warrior’s Way. Well, she’s in the movie, it’s not really her movie. By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 03:39 am
Friday Night Lights FNL in progress Written by Duana Season 5, Episode 4 I am writing this from a southern cottage of sorts. It’s a new thing for my family to go to so we can spend time together. It’s fun – and sunny– but because my dad is basically a crazy person it also By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 03:29 am
Dumbass Porny hides her ring...and not Jessica Simpson arrived in New York last night with her fiancé/professional escort and her father. This combination... I mean... How would you like to hang out permanently with your fiance and your father? Look at the two of them side by side. They’re starting to have the same By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 03:20 am
Break Ups Rebound over British gossips are reporting that Kate Winslet’s post-divorce hookup with model Louis Dowler is done, that she took what she wanted from their four month romance, and has ended it now because she wants “to be alone” and to focus on her children. Dowler was apparently expecting to By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 02:38 am
Scarlett Johansson Spon`d Tingles:AMEX Potentialists travel the world Last week we introduced the American Express Canada “Potentialist” – They are often ambitious people who are rethinking what life is all about and are finding ways to enrich their lives through meaningful experiences. For some it’s about the challenge of learning new skills or exploring new places as ways By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 02:31 am
Anne Hathaway They love Anne Hathaway Well they must, right? Because finally Saturday Night Live delivered a strong episode this weekend, probably the first strong episode of the season, with several very good skits – almost all of them were good, actually – and a great Update featuring Jay Pharoah’s killer Thanksgiving rap. That guy is a By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 02:09 am
Break Ups JailBait jealousy JailBait is just days away from no longer being JailBait. Miley Cyrus turns 18 on Tuesday. And she’s single now, having split again from Liam Hemsworth. Liam was spotted the other night leaving Las Palmas in Hollywood with a blonde who kept looking away from the camera like she By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 08:58 am
Amazingness JT is a bottom “In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.” This might be my favourite sentence of all time. Thanks to all of you who’ve sent it along. I read it while eating my lunch – Gawker’s article on the Secret Sex Live of John Travolta – and I don’ By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 08:12 am
Amazingness Those are big shorts. For him. On days when I need a quick pick-me-up, I have list of Happy Shots. Images that instantly and reliably make me laugh. Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horrors, Tom Cruise looking like he’s having a wank in Rolling Stone, Liza Minnelli and David Gest’s wedding photo, By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 07:45 am
Paul Giamatti He could be Haymitch too As noted previously in posts about The Hunger Games, my pick for Haymitch is Philip Seymour Hoffman. That said, Paul Giamatti works too. So many articles about Giamatti reference the fact that he’s not a pretty guy. Thing is though, he gets more, and lately better, than most of By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 07:23 am
Style Jen’s movie wardrobe They’re styling her beautifully on this film. Maybe that’s why she works so much. For the clothes. I’m joking, haters. Chill your ass. But at the same time, if that’s the criteria, imagine if she took a guest spot on Gossip Girl? OMG. Lily Van der By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 06:34 am
