Girly Throw Downs It’s SALT Week & Jennifer Aniston is topless You know my favourite question: Coincidence or conspiracy??? As reported a few weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is getting into the fragrance business. Her first release will smell like a combination of the ocean and her tears, unimaginatively called LOLAVIE. Because these days, Lola hasn’t been overkilled at all. Is By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 03:22 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Trailers It’s depressing that summer’s halfway through. It’s not depressing thinking about Fall Movie Season. This is when the good sh-t happens, when Academy baiting movies go into full court press, and when there are usually fewer tits and explosions at the box office, replaced by better scripts, By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 08:00 am
Will Smith The Smiths in London For The Karate Kid premiere. Goddamn that’s a ridiculously attractive family. But is there something new about Jada’s face? Does it seem extra tight to you? Maybe it’s just the fringe. See now if I were Willow’s age I’d be in those pants too. Hard By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 07:29 am
Pitt "Porn" Brange week Are you ready for a Brangelunatic stampede? They’ve been working up that crazy for a while, and now there’s a full opportunity ahead for them to unleash it. The Los Angeles premiere of Salt is Monday. And now it’s been confirmed that the Jolie will indeed attend By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 05:51 am
Gorgessity They’re still celebrating Good. Gives us new photos. Here are Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero in Madrid the other night, out for dinner with friends and family, continuing to ride the World Cup high, inseparably. As you know, I love it when they’re inseparable. Their inseparability is my obsession. Some of you By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 05:30 am
Katie Holmes Good hair & makeup Wonder what The History Channel’s budget is for this 8 part miniseries about the Kennedys. Could it be that much bigger than Summit’s budget for the Twilight Saga? Doubtful even though Summit is notoriously stinge. And, if you’ve seen the movies, so stinge they apparently didn’t By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 04:17 am
Movie Reviews and Previews I’d be worried too I haven’t read the Stephanie Plum/Evanovich books. But I’ve heard from many of you who have and you’ve written to say how worried you are that Katherine Heigl is playing Plum in the movie adaptation of One for the Money. Totally relatable. Am suffering the same By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 04:04 am
Quiveration Thank you for not being in costume Last time I saw you, you looked like this, in costume on the set of Horrible Bosses with a horrible combover. It was like you poured acid on my lady business. Am thrilled to see you’re diversifying in a comedy but am sad you’re doing so at the By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 03:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession This kid will be huge I’ll preface this post with two things. First, what the f-ck do I know? I’m married to a Hollywood gossip and only dabble in the topic by association. Second, I haven’t even seen the movie yet but from the feedback I’ve heard, he’s good. So By Jacek Szenowicz • Jul 15, 2010 08:26 am
Parent Pimps Same Old Lohans Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 08:15 am
Mila Kunis You’re killing it for me a bit Written by Jacek While we’re on the subject of Freebie 5 actresses , might as well update you on my number 5. Here’s Mila Kunis on the set of Friends with Benefits in NYC yesterday. A bit too much make-up for my liking, granted likely not by choice given By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 07:43 am
Paul Rudd The ESPYs coming into their own I took a stab at watching the ESPYs (ESPN’s annual sports award show—I think it stands for Everybody Sports People Yay) last night. I made it to the 2:25 point, but with no end in sight and a late DVR start, I had to give up. The By Sarah • Jul 15, 2010 06:40 am
Joseph Gordon Levitt Awkwardly expressive no more Written by Jacek Joseph Gordon Levitt was on Letterman last night to promote Inception. Prior to watching I wondered if I’d see the overly expressive, over excited JGL that we saw on SNL a few months ago. Did you see him and cringe a little bit during his monologue? By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 06:01 am
Bad Style You Can’t Save Stupid Written by Sarah Lainey and I fight over which media-hungry actress is worth saving from herself. She supports Jessica Simpson, saying that you can’t fix someone who sucks, but I say that you also can’t save stupid. With JSimp, it isn’t that she willfully takes the easy By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 05:14 am
Jennifer Aniston Stamos has more competition Written by Jacek Jen Aniston was spotted with a mystery guy last night at the SoHo House in West Hollywood. It would appear that Jen has been on a relatively active man hunt in recent months. And all that while her match-made-by-Lainey (John ‘I-swear-she-looked-18’ Stamos) sits and waits for their By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 04:43 am
Weddings My Number 2 is off the market Written by Jacek As you’re all probably aware by now if you make the gossip rounds, Javier and Penelope tied the knot earlier this month in the Bahamas. A small ceremony kept pretty low key. That’s how Penelope rolls. They were photographed in Hawaii on Monday as she By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 03:52 am
