Style Hair. BIG Hair. If hair volume is an indication of effort, well then Jennifer Lopez’s efforts in promoting The Back-up Plan in London tonight can only be described as heroic. That is some big f-cking hair. How much you think all that fake hair weighs? I have very long hair too. Not By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 07:59 am
Russell Crowe Swords replace phones The Robin Hood promotional campaign begins. This is Russell Crowe in Spain today in remarkably good spirits – for him – at the photo call posing with a sword. Gimmicky but since he’s ordinarily such a truculent motherf-cker but it’s a refreshing side of him that we could stand to By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 07:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad & Johnny Got your attention? Both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp were sighted yesterday in Venice. Johnny was with the entire family – Vanessa Paradis and their children, they visited the Guggenheim Museum. Unlike the Brange kids, J & V have been mostly successful in keeping their children undercover even though they’ve By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 05:53 am
Dumbass When Porny talks about her mouth... This sh-t just writes itself. "My lips just slide all over the place....I can't catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating...." And you wonder why I call her Porny. It just comes naturally. And this is also why I used to say By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 04:53 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Leo covers his mouth He does this a lot at the Laker games. So people can’t lipread what he’s saying. Sure. I guess. I mean... he could just watch it on tv, right? Leo’s getting some eyerolls. Because I don’t think Sandra Bullock would sit courtside at the Laker game By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 04:32 am
BFFs Jessica Alba > Kate Hudson...? What? I know. I hated writing that too. But after combing through the photo agencies looking at pictures from last night’s NY premiere of The Killer Inside Me, the thought that kept coming to mind was: Goddamn Kate Hudson is annoying me. It’s the lipstick, it’s the By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 04:05 am
Twilight Long lens, no flash, smiles Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner arrived together in Vancouver yesterday to begin a few days of Eclipse reshoots. Lautner, looking lean in a leather jacket, was accompanied by his dad. What a difference a year makes. Just over a year ago, he was a boy trying to convince the world By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 03:16 am
Smutty Surgery Baby’s not a “guest”! Wait. Don’t skim. Just... who do you think this is with Clark Gregg at the Iron Man 2 premiere last night? No cheating. One photo agency called her a “guest”. They labelled the photo “guest”. This is what happens when the photographer can’t identify the subject...what? Nobody By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 12:24 pm
Twilight Playoffs + Twilight Mayhem. Vancouver will play Chicago. They go on Friday or Saturday. And this week, some Twilight people will be back in town to tweak Eclipse. Fever city. This is Kristen Stewart at LAX this afternoon departing with Taylor Lautner (not pictured). Both of them are travelling with personal security. Because By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 11:41 am
Amazingness The Original Situation Am proud to say I’ve not watched a minute of Jersey Shore. But it’s hard to escape the cast of characters. That sh-t is everywhere...because why? No clue. But when they say The Situation, to me they can only be referring to the Original Situation, T.I. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 09:25 am
Amazingness My obsession crosses the Atlantic If you’ve been following my blog, for weeks and weeks now I’ve been obsessed with Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson. Obsessed. She’s 43 and he’s 19. And they’re engaged. And she’s pregnant with his baby. Please. It’s delicious. And their relationship has now By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 08:15 am
Style Hair Jennifer Lopez is currently promoting The Back-up Plan in Europe. After getting destroyed by critics, the film opened in 2nd place last weekend with just over $12 million. Not a total bust, no, but not exactly a huge win either. Which is why JLo has to keep hustling, extra hard By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 06:30 am
Maple Leaf Losing Glee? I watched the Madonna Glee episode last Sunday before leaving for Barbados. On Twitter I noted that it was fun, the music, remembering the songs... and that’s it. Many of you emailed asking about my thoughts, why I never blogged about the episode afterwards. Well... what’s there to By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 05:33 am
Parent Pimps Bottom is still a long way off During my conversation with Maureen Callahan at the New York Post for her article on Lindsay Lohan – click here to read it if you missed it yesterday – she asked me why the public still cares. Why, when it’s the same drama day after day, why we’re still following. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 04:48 am
Douchebags Please remove your DoucheFace Laura always says I’m fickle. This is true. I will turn on a bitch without hesitation. This is why my crushes don’t last very long. Because perfection is impossible. And when that becomes too obvious in the subject, the subject is discarded. But I tried with Adrien Brody. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 04:12 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOP & Scarjo: colour-off x 2 Again with the same colour. And designer this time too. Just as it was on Friday at the grey dress-off, Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson turned up at the Iron Man 2 premiere in Los Angeles last night both dressed in white and Armani. G was the winner then, G By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 03:58 am
