Dumbass Sit DOWN Zeta Catherine Zeta Jones has been working on Broadway, keeping a low profile, and as mentioned last week, rarely seen publicly with Michael Douglas. Zeta is 40 now. It's a sh-tty reality in Hollywood that that's usually when roles dry up for women. Unless of course it& By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 07:20 am
Girlcrushes Talk show boots Tina Fey, in addition to all her other jobs, is also busy promoting Date Night. Last night she stopped by Letterman. You’ve seen the Letterman arrivals. They’re always in their tight dresses and high heels. In the rain however, Tina Fey has no time for that. Yellow wellies, By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 06:28 am
Girlcrushes Emma’s new hair She had it cut several weeks ago and we haven’t given it its proper due. Looks amazing. Love her so much. Emma Thompson is currently making promotional rounds promoting Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang, due for release in the UK this weekend, not due for release in North By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 05:47 am
Gorgessity Janet is ageless She really is. You bitches will probably say it’s because of the plastic surgery and yeah sure, she’s had a lot of work done but still... there’s a skin amazingness here that can’t be bought. Just take a look at Katherine Jackson. Mrs Jackson is about By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 04:57 am
Girlcrushes Please be Portman and not Lohan As I’ve already noted several times, for the last few months, they have successfully whipped me into a frenzy for Kick-Ass. It’s been a brilliant online campaign. And finally I’m seeing it at a screening later on this morning. Can’t wait. Unfortunately reviews have been embargoed By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 03:34 am
Brad Pitt Brad Pitt at Kick-Ass Well he put his money into it...which means he needs to support it. And it doesn’t seem like he’ll be able to travel back to North America as Kick-Ass approaches its release date stateside so he made the quick trip from Venice to London for the UK By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 03:03 am
Clown Lilo vs the Club Ho This is what her wreck of a life has become. So Lindsay Lohan has been seeing some model called Adam Senn. According to X17 she hit up Voyeur the other night and saw him there talking to another girl. Lilo is nothing if not jealous and possessive. Especially when she’ By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 10:28 am
Quiveration Adrien vs Spittle Adrien Brody sat next to Spittle Gerry Butler and his dorky ass pants yesterday at the Laker game. But while Brody has the edge on the style front – he looks SO good right now – Spittle got the seat closest to Jeffrey Katzenberg. And right now for Brody, career is more By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 09:30 am
Amazingness Vagina Virgin loves a public workout Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 08:29 am
Parent Pimps Tom Cruise Jr goes to Paris With friends? Well... With a contest winner. Close enough? A young woman won the big prize and they went on a boat ride together down the Seine. Looks like there was a camera crew following them around too. Oh fun. Young Taylor gets to spend his free time not working By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 07:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One in skulls & stripes Brange family outing yesterday. Check them out all in line - Shiloh, Miss Zahara, Maddox, and Pax is in there somewhere - all getting ready to be lifted into the gondola. Pretty cute, non? But, ugh, what a f-cking headache. The logistics of herding around that many of them – I’ By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 07:10 am
Photo Assumption This is happiness, right? A Monday edition of our favourite game: let’s play Photo Assumption. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick went for a walk on Saturday. Spring is here. Another season, and almost the first year anniversary of those pictures...remember those pictures? Click here to see those pictures from the time By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 05:45 am
Hook Ups Well this means it’ll last Declarations of love forever in the form of drunken tats...is there any other way to get back together? Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley were supposed to get divorced. Both have been linked to others. She and one of those rich Davis brothers and Brody Jenner, he with this broad By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 05:04 am
Gorgessity You are so f-cking handsome He really, really is. This is Jude Law at the Laurence Olivier Awards last night in London looking SO beautiful in his tuxedo. And very, very young. Younger and fresher than he has in years. Dude, Sienna Miller is toxic for everyone else. But when it comes to Jude Law, By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 04:30 am
Katie Holmes Tom & Katie front and centre At the Laker game on Friday sitting beside Jeffrey Katzenberg. Tom was also Katzenberg’s guest last May during the playoffs. Keeping up good relations. Speaking of seeing exes, Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden were at that game too, seated in a much less prominent section. If there was a By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 03:59 am
Cameron Diaz Working with the Ex I’ve never had to, thanks God. Because you can be civilised all you want about the whole thing but how can you avoid remembering them naked? And in bed? And sometimes during a meeting? Maybe it’s just me. Maybe you all are much more mature. But if your By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 03:34 am
