Amazingness 7 pages of Karl gold You’ve been sending me snippets of Karl Lagerfeld’s Vice interview, but have you read the entire article? Wait. Don’t click just yet. Make sure you have time to savour. Make sure you won’t be interrupted by a phone call. Because he will make your head spin By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 06:53 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Yes. Please switch Aniston for Bateman The reviews are starting to come in for The Bounty Hunter. And they are BAD. Like super, super, super sh-t. Here’s a taste: There are no rewards to be claimed for enduring The Bounty Hunter. – Variety I stared with glazed eyes at The Bounty Hunter. Here is a film By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 05:26 am
Quiveration The Jon Hamm introduction Many you of had follow-up questions after my Michael Buble post on Monday – click here for a refresher. What happened when Buble introduced me to Jon Hamm as a blogger stalker? Just to quickly recap, Buble told Hamm that he was on my free to f-ck list, this after revealing By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 05:00 am
Maple Leaf Looking older? Joseph Gordon-Levitt is 29. Doesn’t look it normally, does he? Closer to 20 than 30, non? That’s the challenge for baby faced actors. JGL is currently in Vancouver working on Seth Rogen’s new film, formerly titled I’m With Cancer. Can we give it a proper name By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 03:49 am
Break Ups Not brunette just yet E! Online reported the other day that Chicken Fried and her agent boyfriend were done. Something about them fighting too much. Yesterday Britney Spears was photographed hand in hand out and about with Jason Trawick. She dressed up for the occasion. In a white strapless dress with no stains and By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 03:18 am
Break Ups It is so Say it isn’t so? I wish I could. This was what many of you expressed yesterday when news broke of Jesse James’s infidelity reported first by In Touch Weekly after Michelle “Bombshell” told her story to the magazine. When this happened to Josh Duhamel and Fergie, they put By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 03:03 am
Quiveration Starting early Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 10:33 am
Robert Pattinson These pants are much better... Than the ones that gave him a big ass – this is Robert Pattinson in London tonight at the UK premiere of Remember Me quivering his home fans with co-star Emilie de Ravin and her amazing legs. Those legs could rival Jennifer Aniston’s. I keep seeing her as f-cked up By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 09:47 am
Miley Cyrus I hate myself for writing this... But even Miley Cyrus gives a better f-cking interview than Amanda Seyfried. That hurt. So much. But in the interest of objectivity, Miley on paper, in this interview with Parade, when you can’t hear that voice, when you can’t see her gestures, Miley isn’t bad. She gives By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 08:09 am
Amazingness Coke Can Curlers Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney today with two Coke cans in her hair. This bitch’s travel style commitment puts Victoria Beckham’s to shame. What needed to have happened on that plane for this to be a reality? There’s a fine line between Art and Too Much Try. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 07:32 am
Quiveration Jon & Jude Daily Show major quiver last night, oh la. And I watched it right after Sawyer’s sideflash episode on Lost. Lady boner for hours. Jon Stewart is a sex symbol. Period. Like when he shrugs his shoulder with an uppercut like booyah? Love it SO MUCH. And when he has By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 05:45 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch reunites with That Old Man At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 04:46 am
Cheating Loins Gets worse... Many of you are hesitant to believe the In Touch Weekly cover story this week about Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock. I don’t blame you. Click here for a refresher. ITW isn’t exactly slamdunk for reliability. But the UK premiere of The Blind Side has just been By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 03:59 am
Break Ups Was Rebecca Hall the other woman? This is what the British tabloids are trying to insinuate. That Rebecca Hall was the reason Kate Winslet left Sam Mendes although they stop well short of suggesting that Hall and Mendes had an affair. In fact, all they say is that Sam has worked with Rebecca several times and By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 03:40 am
Style Afterparty > Carpet They were pretend all over each other again at the NY premiere of The Bounty Hunter last night. Jennifer Aniston and skinny Spittle pawed at each other like brother and sister. But they need it so badly to sell this movie. Especially since it won’t sell on quality. In By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 03:07 am
Cheating Loins Best Actress Oscar Curse strikes Sandy B? No, please Shiloh, no. Let’s start with the good news. The good news is that the source is In Touch Weekly. So, yeah, you know. The bad news is that some broad is telling them that Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James is a cheater. Her name is Michelle By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 02:38 am
