Cheating Loins Best Actress Oscar Curse strikes Sandy B? No, please Shiloh, no. Let’s start with the good news. The good news is that the source is In Touch Weekly. So, yeah, you know. The bad news is that some broad is telling them that Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James is a cheater. Her name is Michelle By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 02:38 am
Maple Leaf This boy is cute Isn’t he? Look at that skin. And his sheepish little expression. Cory Monteith is a full blown adult playing high school and that got tired real quick with Taylor Kitsch and Scott Porter (hello Friday Night Lights!) but on Cory, I’m buying and this is not a negative. By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 12:20 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Z’s cuteye and the Chosen One’s layers I want to be her kid and go to work in Italy. Miss Zahara looks like she’s so over the working though. Check out her sucking thumb cut eye combination. It’s a thing of beauty. Sophia Loren would approve. Angelina Jolie as you know is shooting The Tourist By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 11:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No (more) baby mother drama? A few weeks ago there were reports online suggesting that Gael Garcia Bernal found out that his baby mother Dolores Fonzi had been getting it on the side and that maybe the kid, a son called Lazaro, wasn’t his so he was demanding a DNA test to determine paternity. By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 09:18 am
Shia LaBeouf Shia for the 5? What is it about Shia LaBeouf I love so much? He’s been a dumbass behind the wheel, and those curious oedipal remarks, and he’s obviously an emotional brat, and still there’s something. Shia is an intense, compelling actor, even when she’s acting in sh-t. He’s By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 07:36 am
Cameron Diaz Pipsqueak’s obsession It’s acting. He thinks he’s conquered music, he no longer has anything to prove in music, and now, by divine right, he needs to give the world his next gift which, naturally, is his Actor. Yes, Pip keeps insisting that his Actor gives us pleasure. That we want By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 05:57 am
Media Manipulation Creating Sam Worthington Now here’s a PR strategy, a well executed sales pitch. Sam Worthington’s people, no doubt, will tell you there’s no manipulation involved here because it’s not necessary, because their client is that genuine, that authentic, that REAL, even in UNreal Hollywood. Sure. Whatever the reason it’ By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 05:29 am
Bad Style Go home and regroup And tell your main ‘mo to grow some style. I’ve no doubt Ken Paves means well but his execution is for sh-t. Did you see Porny on The View yesterday? I couldn’t bear to look, I could only manage two minutes with the sound off. Some people can By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 04:07 am
Dumbass Amanda Seyfried: more asstalk than Megan Fox Never EVER, not in a million years, especially not when I interviewed them both on the carpet at TIFF for Jennifer’s Body, did I ever think Seyfried would be asstalkier than Megan Fox. At the time, what I did think was that Seyfried needed new representation. Click here for By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 03:45 am
Thinnification Skinny Spittle! Wonder if Jennifer Aniston ordered him to get rid of his carb face because over the last couple of weeks, Gerard Butler has de-carbed considerably. Wonder if weight loss leads to spittle reduction? Check him out on Letterman tomorrow night. He was there last night to pre-tape his appearance, counting By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 03:27 am
Intro for Mar 16, 2010 Dear Gossips, I wasn’t able to fully focus on the Rielle Hunter GQ article until late in the day yesterday. Turns out that’s a good thing. Because I’m obsessed. It’s delicious. And smutty, and mortifying, and uncomfortable, SO fontrum, and these people are F-CKED. All of By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 03:05 am
Johnny Depp Johnny in his jammies! Are you a pyjama person? I am a pyjama person. Like proper pyjamas. Not random yoga pants and a t-shirt pyjamas. No, my sh-t is matching. There are bottoms that go specifically with a top and I have a 6 pairs in rotation, and most of them, but for 1, By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 10:16 am
Twilight Monday morning scowly face I prefer it to constipation face – check out Robert Pattinson in costume in England today shooting Bel Ami. More of this please and less of the moony, tortured love sickness face we’re forced to endure through Twilight and all its sequels. At least with a scowl it looks like By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 09:55 am
Bad Style Let it go Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 08:45 am
Break Ups Best Actress Oscar curse strikes again Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt broke up. Halle Berry and Eric Benet same. Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe. Now Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes. Coincidence or a curse? The Best Actresses and their relationship woes. Just announced today – Winslet and Mendes are over. They say By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 07:32 am
Jessica Simpson Tell Porny it’s not her length Jessica Simpson’s show The Price of Beauty premieres tonight. She’s making the morning show rounds for a last promotional push. This red dress, it’s better than last week’s Letterman dress. The sleeves help. And it’s a better neckline. But that f-cking length. When it cuts By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 06:06 am
