Douchebags Douchey misses Swifty? Taylor Swift is touring Australia. John Mayer, in yet another cryptic tweet, posted on his Twitter a while ago that he’s missing someone. What's that song that goes "It's a quarter after one, I just huffed a can of ceiling paint and I need By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 08:49 am
Bad Style Still designing Oh lawd, why? Katie Holmes is in New York. They say she’s there to scout for meeting for her label Holmes & Yang and to scout for material for the new line. Just did a quick google, this was the closest I came to actually looking at the items By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 07:00 am
Ebola Victims You did good, New Orleans The people of New Orleans successfully inoculated themselves from Ebola. Normally Ebola cannot resist the Super Bowl. It spreads its sh-t all over the event, all weekend, an unstoppable viral contagion that decimates everything in its path. Last year Arizona was victimised by its disease. This year, it could have By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 06:11 am
Bad Style Man vanity When the man is an actor this increases exponentially. Check out Bradley Cooper last night at the Valentine’s Day premiere. The Daily Mail pointed it out first, only they called him Renee Zellweger’s boyfriend, like that’s his primary identifier now. You’ll note, Bradley worked the bronzer/ By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 03:30 am
Jessica Alba Mom Hair ruins the dress This is a Proenza Schouler. It’s exquisite. It looks great on her. And the shoes too. Jessica Alba was beautifully styled at the Valentine’s Day premiere. But for the hair. Good God, when did she cut this hair? It’s not only that it’s Mom Hair, it’ By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 02:49 am
Media Manipulation Lovebirds leaving together The pretend kind. After a few days in Mexico celebrating her birthday, Fabulous at 41! was photographed leaving via private plane with Spittle and friends yesterday. This of course just days after Spittle made out with some random on the street in Venice Beach, much to the embarrassment of Jennifer By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 02:15 am
Hook Ups Manslinger’s new producer They keep writing about Kate Hudson like she was ditched and sad post-split with ARod, heartbroken because she was hanging on to him too hard and subsequently rejected for wanting more than he was capable of giving. Please. They don’t know Kate Hudson. A Manslinger doesn’t cling. And By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 01:54 am
Famewhores Woah. Down girl Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 01:35 am
Style Much better Amanda and Temple Grandin Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore were in Paris today promoting Chloe with Atom Egoyan. Now this is great styling. It’s contemporary, it’s flattering, it’s appropriate... maybe it’s Tom Ford through Julianne finally channelling some Seyfried style. Or maybe it’s the effect of a winning box By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 09:27 am
Famewhores Bad cheese There’s good cheese (Mimi & Celine) and bad cheese. Bad cheese seems to be taking over Twilight. With the exception of Kristen Stewart and Jackson Rathbone, many members of the young cast are more “Hills” than Cool, more Audrina Patridge styles than KStew steeze. Taylor Lautner is getting cheesier By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 08:54 am
Faux Gossip Porn then Punch Last night they loved it up at the Super Bowl, now they’re getting litigious. The Brange has called in the cavalry, their lawyers have been instructed to take some ass. Let’s review. Three weeks ago the earth stopped turning because word leaked that the Brange was done. Mainstream By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 06:44 am
B-tch please Nashville gets GOOPed Gwyneth Paltrow is in Nashville, production is now underway on Love Don’t Let Me Down. When she’s not shooting, G has been popping into the local posh spots including an evening out at Patterson House the other night. She was joined by 3 girls. And while she was By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 04:52 am
Hook Ups Cammie & the Fraud? CAA always has a huge party every Superbowl weekend. Needing to give his career a boost, Tom Cruise and Robo Katie Holmes showed up with his Knight & Day co-star Cameron Diaz to remind us that he’s a big star. ARod was there too. And they posed together for By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 04:13 am
BFFs Leo vs Guillaume So cute. Leonardo DiCaprio is currently on press tour promoting Shutter Island with Martin Scorsese. He appeared on French television the other day and was surprised by a video from Guillaume Canet, acclaimed French actor director and also boyfriend of Marion Cotillard with whom Leo just finished shooting Inception. Guillaume By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 03:36 am
Frauds A very Spittle birthday present Fabulous at 41! celebrated her birthday in Mexico with friends Sheryl Crow, Courteney Cox, and a flabby Spittle tagged along too. Gross. It’s not that men can’t gain weight. But a man who is constantly being shoved in my face as some kind of super stud should not By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 03:10 am
Bad Style Country B Hair Fumble What has to happen for this hair to be a reality? What is the process? How does one ASK for this hair? Who would ask for this hair? Well, obviously, the Country B. Many of you were offended by her costume. To me the costume served its purpose. It’s By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 02:23 am
