Pitt "Porn" Brange Bowl Pitt Porn WHO DAT? Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 02:04 am
Colin Firth Which portrait is the fairest? The Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue features skinny white girls on the front and actor/director portraits inside, all of them by Annie Leibovitz and much more interesting than the banality on the cover. Not to say that individually, those girls are delightful, but again, the lack of diversity was troubling, By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 10:20 am
Faux Gossip No Porny Riggins Easy. Don’t panic. There’s no need to panic. Your emails, your anxiety, I totally get it. But unfortunately there is no reason to be alarmed. I say unfortunately because, unlike most of you, I totally want Jessica and Taylor Kitsch to be f-cking. Alas, they are not. The By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 08:55 am
Famewhores She’s in the right neighbourhood Jennifer Aniston, SO private, has opened the doors of her multi mullion dollar home to Architectural Digest after spending 2.5 years and many more millions renovating it. Click here to read all about the luxe features including her bridge over the koi pond. Yeah, she would TOTALLY be your By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 06:48 am
Kate Hudson Manslinger’s open door She’s shooting a new film called Earthbound in New Orleans. Yet another romance, this time about a woman with terminal cancer who falls for her doctor. The doctor is played by Gael Garcia Bernal which you’d think would give the movie some more cred – GGB is definitely not By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 04:52 am
Girly Throw Downs Julia Roberts on the Thinnification of Taupe I’ve previously addressed her thinnification here and here. Now Julia Roberts is weighing in on it. F-cking LOVE her. Because she is such a sanctimonious cow. And she’s just getting worse. Julia Roberts is a yappy, loudmouthed bitch, except instead of screaming at the Chinese market, she’s By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 03:42 am
Parent Pimps Teen Tom Cruise Taylor Lautner turns 18 next week. Last night he was sitting courtside at the Lakers game. Seems like a normal famous teen Wednesday night activity, right? Sure, totally normal. Except he was with adults. Surrounded by adults. A 17 year old who never seems to have any friends his own By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 01:36 am
Meryl Streep Sandy says the right things A few years ago, Eddie Murphy pissed on his Oscar chances with a sh-t movie called Norbit. The Norbit billboards directly faced the Kodak, described at the time like a slap in the face to Academy Members who frowned upon his indiscriminate film selections. Sandra Bullock was nominated yesterday for By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 09:50 am
Style Olsen Coat Porn Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were on Good Morning America today promoting their new line for juniors called Olsenboye available exclusively at JC Penney. Prices range from $20 - $50. What? Affordable Olsens? Click here to see the current designs inspired by New York. I like these clothes. They’re cute. By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 09:02 am
Clint Eastwood You work a lot By movie star standards. Both of them. Matt Damon and Clint Eastwood were photographed today and yesterday in London shooting a new movie called Hereafter. Damon has just been nominated for a supporting actor Oscar for his role in Eastwood’s Invictus. And he also just came off filming The By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 07:25 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna’s Jesus Juice So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’ By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 06:30 am
Smutty Surgery You could have been Sandra but now you’re Mischa Meg Ryan is only 3 years older than Sandra Bullock. Only. And yet... This is Meg today at the opening ceremony for Istanbul Fashion Week. It’s like she’s 70 and wearing a wig. This face, those lips, that chin... remember how cute she used to be? I’ve By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 05:03 am
Style Young Victoria in Russia In Moscow today, Benicio del Toro, Emily Blunt, and Hugo Weaving promoting The Wolfman. As noted last week, Emily’s wardrobe on this press tour has been amazingness so far. This stop is no exception. And we’ve yet to hit America. Many of you wrote yesterday re: Emily being By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 03:13 am
Gorgessity Christina dressed up, Christina dressed down Many have remarked that the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue was not only too white, it was also too skinny. They’re all skinny. It’s the first thing almost everyone says upon meeting a celebrity. Tiny! And even more jarring when they change. I interviewed a young actress 3 years By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 02:34 am
Famewhores Shelfy + Taupe = Bore These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 01:57 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Oscar morning hugs My mother arrives tomorrow. They’re coming for my Olympic Torch Run. I confess, being a rather unemotional person, it’s starting to affect me. Am I getting too sappy? Where’s my bitch? Perhaps a discussion for another time. The point is, I just watched Jeremy Renner’s reaction By Lainey • Feb 02, 2010 12:12 pm
