Intro for Jan 15, 2010 Dear Gossips, Please tell James Franco that if he squints really hard, I kinda look not really like Komiko. Back to back new 30 Rock last night, did you watch? For those you of who don’t believe that grown men can develop relationships with cartoon pillows, well, you should By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 02:03 am
Bad Style The Shopping ShameFace Not too long ago, Mischa Barton was at the top of every designer’s mailing list. And then she pissed it away. Over and over again. When given a life jacket in the form of Gossip Girl, she turned it down. In favour of movies. Which didn’t come. So By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 11:18 am
Parent Pimps Cyrus Gangsta Crunk Not depressed enough this week? How about watching a video of 10 year old Noie or Noah whatever Cyrus, JailBait v 2.0, miming Ke$ha’sTik Tok ... and somehow this found its way onto YouTube. Don’t bother asking what the f-ck her folks are up to. It’s By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 06:48 am
The Brazilian Bush of Jesus Madonna’s pretend boyfriend has landed a feature in Interview. Don’t ask me to tell you what he says. Don’t tell me you care what he says. What he says is not important on a regular day. What he says is even more unimportant when he doesn’t By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 06:28 am
Douchebags Douchebag borrows material He’s an artist. And the thing about an artist like John Mayer, one of the most pretentious artists in the business, is that he truly believes that his sh-t is the greatest sh-t of all time. That his mind is the most unique, most original, that his thoughts are By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 04:03 am
Dear Canada Interrupting the gossip for an important announcement: The Government of Canada has announced it will MATCH every donation up to $50 million in support of Haiti from now until February 12. Please give. Now back to your regularly schedule programming. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 03:56 am
Clown Big lips, polka nips, and a sex tape It’s this week’s episode of Lohan Mayhem 2010. Lindsay Lohan showed up last night at the Vida International Launch Party wearing a sheer polka dot blouse hinting at a pair of hard nips. I’ve been looking for them. Don’t lie. You’re looking too. She stayed By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 03:16 am
Media Manipulation George: presenting Ely and helping Haiti Could there be a sexier image than all-American hunk George Clooney learning Italian from his latest love interest, lingerie model Elisabetta Canalis? That’s the opening sentence of a new article appeearing on People.com this morning about George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis titled: George Clooney's Costars Praise By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 02:50 am
Intro for Jan 14, 2010 Dear Gossips, Last night’s Conan, to me anyway, was probably the funniest of the week. He’s feisty and it’s gold. And it gets even better when he gets to f-ck around with a friend, as he and Ricky Gervais took it to NBC together, likely infuriating executives By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 01:24 am
Girlcrushes The unfrumpy slit Marion Cotillard in Rome today at the premiere of Nine in an Angelina Jolie-esque matron back ensemble that at first glance is kinda frumpy and then she turned to the side and, well, not to get all perv but it’s hard for the eye not to follow her hamstring By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 10:32 am
Posing Stop stealing Tom’s pose Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 08:58 am
Dumbass A tricked out vagina sells books Every dumb twat has a book out these days. Is it easy to write a book? It must be. Not for people who can actually write, of course, but definitely easy for people writing for idiots. How else can you explain Tori Spelling’s two bestsellers? Now it’s Size By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 07:01 am
Dumbass Jay Leno, Tequila, Breezy, and Heidi And what do they have in common? People Magazine. The MiniVan’s Bible. Yay! I already mentioned in the open that People readers, purveyors of great taste, voted him their favourite host. You remember their exclusive interview conducted inside Chris Brown’s ass, don’t you? Yesterday People.com posted By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 06:36 am
Quiveration Love for Anthony Mackie & Liveblogging the Globes! The Hurt Locker has managed to stay in the game. Because it’s so great. Even though it was released so long ago, The Hurt Locker is a top awards contender, there’s no doubt that the film will receive a nod for Best Picture and Katherine Bigelow could be By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 03:39 am
Maple Leaf The greatest gift of all time ever and ever How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 02:53 am
Douchebags Cleansing didn’t help You can’t clean a douche. Does that make sense? In reference to John Mayer...yes. John announced at New Year’s on his Twitter that he was taking a break from being a dick. So you’ve heard about his pathetic stand up comedy attempts, right? Click here for By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 02:16 am
