Girly Throw Downs Pippy’s Shelf-less weekend with the exes He’s a smug little bitch, but his game is music. And when he’s playing his game, he is almost infallible. Justin Timberlake’s rendition of Hallelujah with Matt Morris on Hope For Haiti Now was gorgeous. And a stark reminder: STOP ACTING. Please. It is not your gift. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:19 am
Cheating Loins Chris & Gwyneth: their hat and their house It was the first time in a long time I could stand to listen to Coldplay. Because Chris Martin wasn’t f-cking around with his falsetto. Until the very end. And that’s why. If you watched, you know what I mean. The clip is below. He also wore the By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:06 am
Shakira Ripoll George & all his friends It was called Hope For Haiti Now but he was the driving force behind much of the celebrity turnout with three rows of stars making up the most famous call centre on the planet raising more than $57 million for earthquake relief with some of the most moving, most emotional, By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:47 am
Maple Leaf Canada For Haiti Canadians were generous. VERY, very generous. Nelly opened, Gord closed, K’naan and Metric delivered emotional performances, and at my last check on Saturday afternoon we raised $13.3 million to be matched by the Canadian government for a total and counting of $26 million and this does not include By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:31 am
Bad Style WORST SAGs: Drew Barrymore I can’t remember loving to hating as swiftly as I have for Drew Barrymore. Because if you’ve been reading my site long enough, I adored her. So much. But something happened along the way to Grey Gardens. And now Drew has gone from goofy and endearing to eyestabbing By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:20 am
Girlcrushes Best SAG: Marion & Diane Both have the Guillaume Canet connection and they were seated at the Weinstein table. Awkward or no? There was a lot of white at the SAGs. I’m biased, I guess, but no one was better than my Marion Cotillard. The side swept hair, so chic, the short length was By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:13 am
Smutty Surgery Best SAG Hair: Third Lip Kidman She looked good, y’all, she did. She looked immobilised in the face, sure, but compared to how she’s been lately, she did look good. With her hair loose and wavy, wearing a beautifully ornate Oscar de la Renta, Granny was almost fresh. Like fresh out the freezer. So By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:05 am
Girlcrushes SAG Best Body: Sandra Bullock This, as noted by my friend Sasha, is kinda figure skating styles. Also an Alexander McQueen. Fitting too because on Saturday night, the US Figure Skating Championships were decided. Christina Gao: there may be a new Michelle Kwan for me next year. If she develops according to plan, this girl By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:59 am
Bad Style SAG Housewife of Las Vegas: Anna Paquin Her dress is an Alexander McQueen. Worn by someone like Kate Moss or Kristen Stewart, it’s totally f-cking badass. Because they would know to give it the right steeze. Like crunked out messy hair spilling everywhere, or pulled all the way back slick and tight, with layers and layers By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:53 am
Glee SAG Try Hard: Lea Michele is the new Longoria The Desperate Housewives have all but disappeared from awards shows. In their place – Lea Michele as the new Eva Longoria. There will be ruffles, there will be a train, and above all else, a naked ambition to be the star, the only star. Lea Michele is Rachel Berry. How utterly By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:41 am
Quiveration SAG Men: Firth & Ham A Single Man + Mad Men = lady boners. What’s up Pitt and Pattinson, now THIS is a beard. Jon Hamm is the American sex. And Colin Firth, sigh, is the British elegance. We differ however on their ladies. I just... Jennifer WestFeldt...the camera whoring, unintentional or not, is making By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:35 am
SAG Awards 2010 SAG Capable: Meryl & Tina Meryl Streep in Balenciaga – love. Tina Fey in Ferragamo – not my favourite. It’s the shine, it gives lumps when there are no lumps. But who cares? These are CAPABLE women. Thinking women. Women who don’t stress about the aesthetic but who will still matter when the aesthetic is By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:25 am
Style SAG Imitation of Hilary Swank: Kate Hudson How did Kate Hudson manage to get up on stage twice? (We’ll discuss the Pippy connection later). This is how you know our girl is manslinging HARD. Because she wore a dress for a nominee. When Hilary Swank did it, she was the leading contender for Best Actress Oscar. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:20 am
Bad Style Old SAG girl beats New SAG girls: Helen Mirren Relax. Old doesn’t have to pejorative. Old in this case is simply the opposite of “new”. Old in this case is also better than new. Because confronted with all these fresh, young faces, Helen Mirren stood stately and superior above them. That’s a sexy bitch, non? STUNNING. A By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:15 am
George Clooney 2010 SAGs Low on drama and not even Meryl Streep could understand what Christoph Waltz was saying and George didn’t come with the Italian Queen. He did however present the final award of the night. Because George Clooney is the Chairman. And he looked so great, didn’t he look so By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:06 am
Intro for Jan 25, 2010 Dear Gossips, Let’s get drunk with Betty White. Don’t you want to party with Betty White? Didn’t you wish so badly for Betty White to smack the motherf-cking sh-t out of Drew Barrymore at the SAGs? Betty White knows how to accept an award. Sure, she’s By Lainey • Jan 24, 2010 11:59 pm
