Quiveration Colin Firth SMA? Many of you wrote yesterday pointing out, quite rightly, that he at least deserved to be included in the analysis. I apologise for the oversight. This is Colin Firth last night at 2 events in LA – first a screening of A Single Man and then at the BAFTA/Brittania Awards By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 03:02 am
Dumbass Nipples are scary Remember yesterday Chicken Fried was all nipply in Australia? Click here for a refresher. She was free and tweaked yesterday… But this is the photo that ended up on the Us Magazine website. Can you spot the difference(s)? Fried Chicken nipples were too obscene to be posted without retouching. By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 02:24 am
Maple Leaf Today’s Dress Porn Diane Kruger in New York at a Chanel event and Fete d’Hiver. Am crying. Tears of hungry want. So bad. Of course it’s Chanel. And therefore completely unaffordable. But it’s the perfect colour and the perfect cap sleeves and the perfect fit and f-ck her for wearing By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 10:39 am
Shia LaBeouf Girded and forgiven Carey Mulligan has forgiven Shia LaBeouf after his wanky behaviour at that party. And he looks very, very happy about it. F-ck they are cute. So cute. I love them. I love HER. Here they are walking to set today in New York for Wall Street 2. As you can By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 08:06 am
Style Cam & James Marsden Good on James Marsden. Finally. Because he’s almost always the other guy. Except with Katherine Heigl. He was the guy for her in 27 Dresses. Which is almost worse than being the other guy. In The Box however James is Cameron’s guy. It’s a thriller about a By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 06:32 am
Cheese Cheese Garters and the beach Best way to wash the sick of Polanski away? Mimi Cheese! Who else would appear on Ellen and show off her garters? Please. I just watched it this morning. It’s making up for the rain. She managed to walk by herself up to the couches. SO. PROUD. I have By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 04:43 am
Kate Winslet Emma rethinks Emma Thompson put her name on that petition. You know the one. The one that so many of them signed in support of Roman Polanski. SO MANY. And among them so many of our favourites. Like Emma Thompson. But now an update, thanks to Elizabeth for sending the link. Apparently By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 04:18 am
Kate Hudson Kate, Minka…and Chace? The Yankees celebrated their World Series victory last night at 1Oak and their WAGs were invited. All the ladies, and Chace Crawford too. Because he’s, like, so totally into sports. Please. Chace is barely qualified to hold Matsui’s bat. Still… a man party is a man party and By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 03:02 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Australian nipples Britney Spears has arrived in Australia for her first Australian tour and the final leg of Circus which will conclude after 14 shows in Adelaide on November 29th. She kicks it all off in Perth tomorrow. As you can see, Aussies will be treated to a fit Fried Chicken. She By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 02:05 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Prediction: Bradley Cooper This is not the sure bet. But I like the underdog. Arguments for: * The hair. The sex. The way he looked in that suit in The Hangover. Please * Currently one of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors who can boast of a rumoured romance with everyone’s favourite Jennifer Aniston and By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 01:27 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Robert Pattinson This is the sure bet. This is the PROBABLE choice. If you were forced at gunpoint to bet your mortgage on a candidate, it would be him, it would be the safest. People Magazine likes pleasing people. Pattinson is the Goliath. It’s his to lose. But I am a By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 01:25 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Gerard Butler Arguments for: * I don’t know… supposedly he’s a ladies’ man and horny women want him and they would cut each other for the right to stuff money in his 300 diaper * He sings. So this must mean he’s the true Phantom of the Opera. * Fake romance with By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 01:22 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 George Clooney Arguments for: * He is George Clooney. He is Mr Hollywood * One of the top 5 names in the world and socially active, substance behind the celebrity * George has a new girl. People Magazine has been trying to whitewash her to gain favour with him. And an attached George always gets By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 01:20 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Justin Timberlake Arguments for: * He’s the Golden Son. The curly haired boy who became a mogul and never f-cked up along the way. And famous all over the world. * Saturday Night Live * Pippy is a philanthropist now * Always business: JT is expanding his clothing line. The SMA title would help sales By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 01:17 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Ryan Reynolds Arguments for: * He is willingly photographed bare-chested, and often. Milk and cookies goodlooking. Works out often * Starred in 2 very successful films this year: Wolverine and The Proposal * Did a good job hosting Saturday Night Live to cap off a great summer * Beat out other beefers to win the role By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 01:15 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Jon Hamm Arguments for: * Don Draper has set our loins afire * Hamm’s clean cut good looks appeal to the MiniVan, his friendly image makes him a safe, controversy-free, popular choice and despite his hunky status he maintains a longterm relationship, is not known to be a philanderer or a player * Mad By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 01:13 am
