Girlcrushes Glee Wheels Only one more sleep and Glee comes back. Jumpy claps! Tomorrow’s episode focuses on Artie and his backstory. Also his penis. No, for reals. Great interview here with Kevin McHale who plays Artie about his hidden talents and about the musical numbers featured in the new episode. Billy Idol. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 04:35 am
Quiveration Grandma was his date I’m almost there. To the point where I’ve started writing a screenplay in my mind. How James Franco and I meet cute, and exchange snappy dialogue, and I sort of know what I’m wearing except I can’t decide on footwear. It’s been a long time By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 03:46 am
John Krasinski Engaged in the open Cutest. Emily Blunt and John Krasinski were also at the 24 Hour Play last night in New York, all loved up and adorable and publicly together since announcing their engagement. Emily is in town shooting The Adjustment Bureau with Matt Damon. John is spending his spare time off from with By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 03:15 am
Girlcrushes Like royalty The Twi-Hards have turned them into monarchs, waving from balconies and blessing their public. Check out Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Robert Pattinson in Paris with New Moon director Chris Weitz greeting fans from the balcony of their hotel before heading off for more promotion. I can hear my friend By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 02:12 am
BFFs Jen & Demi And Ashton had to tag along too. Jennifer Aniston turned up in New York last night, taking the stage at one of her favourite events, The 24 Play' at the American Airlines Theatre in support of Urban Arts Partnership which provides arts programs for New York public schools. She By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 01:54 am
Jessica Biel Clingy with benefits According to Fox 411 Jessica Biel wants to be with Justin Timberlake so badly, she’s eating his terms, even if his terms dictate that their relationship remains open, leaving him to f-ck whoever else he wants to, and her at the same time. Friends with benefits. Not sure how By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 09:31 am
Penelope Cruz Obligatory Pene update Written by Jacek I feel obligated to provide a Penelope Cruz update each time I post. Partly because she’s infinitely hot, but also because whenever I write (which for the good of the site is very infrequently), she’s photographed somewhere. It’s the same with Lily Allen showing By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 09:09 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Biggest news of the week hands down Written by Jacek Lainey’s stuck in a shoot for a couple of hours so I’m stepping in to fill the void. And when I saw this headline I said to myself…"Well, sh-t. This news can’t wait. The people must know.” Tiffany Amber Thiessen is having By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 07:29 am
Gorgessity She ain’t no cougar She’s a puma. This is what Demi Moore cheekily prefers to be called. Look at her. On the cover of the new W Magazine. Ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. Demi Moore is 47. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would age herself 5 years if she could be like this. The article is By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 05:32 am
Maple Leaf Josh & Diane in a pantsuit Joshua Jackson left Vancouver to join Diane Kruger in Hollywood last night at the 2009 Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards. Sigh. I love how he loves her. He takes the skytrain to pick her up when she flies in to see him. He calls to make her spa appointments. He By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 04:16 am
Style Moustache and skinny jeans Daniel Craig is still wearing that moustache for a steady rain. Went out the other day with Satsuki Mitchell and his parents in skinny jeans. He looks good in skinny jeans. You’d think his thighs would be too thick. It works on him. Been trying to get Jacek to By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 03:18 am
Twilight Biiiiiiiiiiitch! Get you’re dirty ass of that balcunny in Paris with Robert Pattinson, HE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU!!!!!!!!! What’s funny? What’s FUNNY??? Do you think it’s funny to lie and make bad shinaniguns? Because Rob loves her and not you. Just like Bella loves Edward and By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 03:01 am
Quiveration Thank you for shaving And taking your shirt off. David Beckham trimmed that nasty ass beard to bring back the quiver. He also showed off a new shorter haircut at the Galaxy game yesterday that matched young Cruz. Cute right? Cruz has been firmly established as the showboat of the family, the new ‘do By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 02:25 am
BFFs GOOPy & the Freeze! Two ice queens share the screen, and one of them plays a woman turned man. Will anyone care? Will anyone see? You know I love my Gwyneth but she can’t sell a movie unless RDJ is in it. Nicole Kidman’s box office poison is equally lethal. Now the By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 02:03 am
Style Katie dresses up For dinner in New York last night. Without the GMD. Seems like she’s enjoying her freedom. Jacek and I just booked a 5 day trip to NYC for mid December. He’s never been. Can’t wait. Sorry, I digress… So Katie Holmes went out in a strapless dark By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 01:48 am
Quiveration Hamm in Vancouver He arrived today, Don Draper aka Jon Hamm did. Very handsome. Picked up some Tim Hortons before hopping in the car, off to work here in Vancouver on Sucker Punch. It’s a small role. He’s called High Roller. Sounds perfect. A man among the girls – Abbie Cornish, Vanessa By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 10:54 am
