Intro for Oct 16, 2009 Dear Gossips, So how long before Balloon Boy’s family, the one that may or may not have staged yesterday’s fiasco, how long before they’re signed to their own reality show? Not just one episode, but a full running series? Please. They’ve probably already been offered a By Lainey • Oct 16, 2009 03:21 am
Amazingness Hugh and his fans I spend most days sh-tting on celebrities. Because most of them they deserve it. But it’s refreshing once in a while to go the opposite direction, to truly celebrate and GUSH over those who earn their fame and fortune. Like Hugh Jackman. Love this story from a reader called By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 10:50 am
Quiveration Better genes It makes my friend Jody very happy when I post pictures of him. I am happy to post them. Am happy to make her happy. So everyone wins with Jason Bateman. Jason was with his Couples Retreat co-stars in London today at a photocall to promote the film. Look how By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 09:52 am
Amazingness Night After Night What the f-ck, George? Why didn’t you bring her to Toronto? Perhaps he’s saving her North American debut for New York and LA. He’s definitely scheduled in both places for the releases of his next 3 films in the next 6 weeks. For now however only Europe By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 07:54 am
Cheese Cheese’s 2nd home Mimi arrived in Tokyo today. Please. It’s like she takes her Cheese there for the restorative powers of the Far East. Hello Kitties make it stronger. See? Straight off the plane she’s already at the top of her cheddar: the ass is extra out one way, the tits By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 07:02 am
Parent Pimps She sucks but it’s not her fault Of course not. It’s never her fault. Two weeks after everyone else, People.com is finally acknowledging that Lindsay Lohan’s Ungaro debut was the total sh-ts. When asked about her sucky runway styles, Lilo blamed it on “coming in so late and having not that much time to By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 05:57 am
Girlcrushes Tina Tonight You ready? 30 Rock is back. Tonight. Tina was at Letterman last night to promote the season premiere, charming and adorable as usual. But not as popular as she should be. I’m sure you’ve heard about the Forbes List? The top earners on prime time TV? Tyra Banks By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 04:28 am
BFFs Clooney 3 As you saw yesterday, George Clooney was accompanied last night in London by his Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis and they hit up the afterparty together to meet up with Cindy Crawford, married to Clooney’s bff Rande Gerber who doesn’t appear to have made the trip. As some of By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 04:00 am
Maple Leaf He's not the father of the kid(s) Earlier this year, some woman with four kids from Ontario called Karen Sala alleged that Keanu Reeves knocked her up and that he was the father of at least one of her children. He denied even knowing her. According to TMZ, DNA tests have proved that Keanu’s sperm did By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 03:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Xenu still rules I called it an eyebrow archer the other day. And indeed, The Daily Mail once again sucks sh-t, instilling us first with false hope, and then replacing it with disappointment. The other day, the paper reported that Katie Holmes and Jesus had triumphed over Xenu and Tom Cruise and that By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 02:58 am
Maple Leaf She paid for everything So that’s what she came for. It was a shopping spree. Celine Dion was photographed again in New York today leaving her hotel with a rack of items. And not from Topshop. I promise you not from Topshop. It’s no secret Celine loves the luxe. Here’s the By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 11:07 am
Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Chinatown You know it’s trouble when Chuck walks around saving people and being nice and sh-t and…giving massages. Where’s the bad? Not bad crazy but bad bad. Georgina’s bad has become Single White Female. Doesn’t count at all. The lack of bad means an increase in By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 10:57 am
Famewhores Shelfy keeps dreaming She’s persistent. And she’s already trying to sort out a Plan B. Plan A, obviously, is to keep clinging to Pippy even though he’s trying to fling her. But just like she once schemed to lock him down, crashing party after party to hook it up, Shelf By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 09:40 am
Amazingness The Italian Queen conquers London Look what she has accomplished in 3 short months. This broad is the BUSINESS. George Clooney is in London kicking off promotion for The Fantastic Mr Fox which opens on November 25th, hoping for a piece of the holiday box office. As you can see, he brought along his piece. By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 07:51 am
Hook Ups You idiot etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 05:48 am
Girly Throw Downs Thumbs > Posh Mr Armani is done with the Beckhams. As you’ve probably heard, that Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo will replace David as the ass of the line, and now comes word the poor man’s Jolie, Megan Fox, is taking over from Victoria. Posh is thinking “but I’m thinner than By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 04:37 am
