Quiveration Do as I say Trust me. Before you watch the video, if you have an office, shut the door. If your workspace is more public, you may want to delay enjoying the clip, or clamp your teeth down on a towel and hope no one walks by. Because… Colin Firth is speaking Italian. Laura By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 06:21 am
Quiveration Can’t help it The way he dresses disgusts me. From certain angles and sometimes up close his face disgusts me…although it does seem to be healing from whatever he did to it a few years ago. And his height … Eminem is very, very small. But I can’t help myself. If Eminem By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 04:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession TomKat, Little Sci, and Cam In Boston shooting Wichita. Tom Cruise actually has good hair right now. I like it. It’s, um, the chest area that poses a problem. Here he is on set with Cameron Diaz filming what looks like a testy scene. And then a visit with his wife and daughter before By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 04:27 am
Douchebags Pippy Facebook Three weeks ago, a movie called The Open Road starring Justin Timberlake and Jeff Bridges flamed out spectacularly at the box office. Oh, you haven’t heard of it? It was so sh-t, rumour has it, Pipsqueak wouldn’t promote it. But still he keeps trying, trying to be an By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 03:43 am
Girlcrushes Front Row Amazingness Please. I nearly fainted. Look at this front row in London at Burberry last night. My Gwyneth sandwiched between my Emma and Mario Testino, and Liv Tyler on the other side, then Daisy Lowe, then Mary-Kate Olsen, and publicly loved up Freida Pinto and Dev Patel. In another section, Victoria By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 03:19 am
Gossip Girl We hate V Hate. Her. The purpose of Vanessa on this show is to be an irritant. The purpose of Dan on this show is to suck. Last night’s Gossip Girl featured so much irritating suckage from both Vanessa and Dan, and no irritating suckage from Jenny at all. Taylor Momsen absent By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 03:09 pm
Quiveration Men in suits Clive Owen and Hugh Jackman are both in New York, both were photographed in suits, wearing the sh-t out of their suits, no boys allowed. Hugh as you know is currently performing on Broadway with Daniel Craig in A Steady Rain. Many of you have had the pleasure of seeing By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 10:04 am
Style Not Emma Also at the Burberry party – an increasingly slender Victoria Beckham who starved extra hard to get ready for London Fashion Week and Mary-Kate Olsen and the mystery of her neck. She doesn’t seem to be too keen on showing it lately. Necks don’t go with prunes? You will By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 08:42 am
Parent Pimps She totally hates them Miley Cyrus was photographed by the paps after lunch with her friend yesterday. Doesn’t she look like she hates the paps so much? They are vile, reprehensible creatures! This, you see, is the message she tried to convey on her Twitter yesterday: Being a paparatzi is the most DISGUISTING By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 05:16 am
Sports JLo Opening loss Sunday night at my house was Go Eli Manning. Not because I’m a Giants fan but because I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Have always hated the Cowboys. I have written about this before. Last time I posited whether or not there were actually Cowboys fans outside of Dallas. I By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 04:28 am
Bad Style Life without Daisy I’m not trashing Jessica Simpson for losing her dog. She might be dumb as f-ck with poor taste in men, pathetic and sad and stylistically challenged, but when it comes to the death of Daisy, I’m not jumping on the hate train with Martha Stewart and so many By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 03:57 am
Exclusives What she needs… Is a new publicist. Journalists covering a film festival see each other every day, for several days, sometimes several times a day. And there is time to kill. A LOT of time to kill. Because they make us arrive well before screenings. Usually an hour before the screenings. We get By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 03:26 am
Jennifer Garner Taupe is clean Jennifer Garner at the LA premiere of The Invention of Lying (terrible title) last night. She looked great at TIFF and, apart from the fringe, she looked great again last night. Forehead curtains. It’s like forehead curtains, see? Jennifer flew in from Boston for the event, is expected to By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 03:00 am
Gossip Girl Emmy GG breasts and disappointment In my books Leighton Meester rarely loses out to Blake Lively. But last night at the Emmys, sigh, Leighton stumbled. Even with that horse ass tail of a hairstyle, Blake took this one heads ups. Yeah it was a titty show, as it’s always a titty show when it By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 10:36 am
Bad Style Jogging hair It’s the 2nd Tom Cruise post of the day. But it’s too good to skip. Tom and Katie went for a run together in Boston this afternoon. Obviously the hair issue is not his fault, cannot be helped. But still it totally cracks me up. In all fairness By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 08:46 am
TIFF 2009 Coverage Talk To You Never! By Alan W Yes, I’m quoting Ebola. Please hold your fire! I'm infected. Just a little infected. It's not that I don't see the ridiculousness of Ebola, but I love ridiculousness. I think having an awareness of the dangers of Ebola is what By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 08:42 am
