Parent Pimps Mentorship By the time Lindsay Lohan was 17, she was living on her own at the Chateau Marmont, hooking up with older men, propositioning other older men, kicking off a crank journey that continues today. Taylor Momsen in 16. She says she feels much older. That she is more mature than By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 05:24 am
Famewhores Is she going too? Kanye West told Jay Leno that he’ll be disappearing for a while, that he needs time to fix his sh-t. Does fixing his sh-t include getting rid of Amber Rose? She’s part of the f-ckery. So if he’s promising to cut out the f-ckery, in theory, he By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 04:59 am
Smutty Surgery More like Faye Dunaway My BFF Alan W wrote the other day that he thought Madonna looked good at the VMAs. That her face had fallen some, more relaxed, less taut. But that doesn’t mean she didn’t look like Faye Dunaway. Truth: when I first saw photos of Faye Dunaway at the By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:59 am
Girlcrushes Drew at TIFF Many of you have been eager for news about Drew Barrymore and Whip It at TIFF. Drew and the cast attended the press conference yesterday and her reception here in Toronto has been rock star-like, surprising to many of us who had no idea, even though Drew is most definitely By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:27 am
Frauds Jennifer’s Body Jennifer Aniston also known as Fabulous at 40!!! at the premiere of Love Happens last night with co-star Aaron Eckhart. The sh-ttier the movie, the better she looks on the carpet. And this is the best she’s looked in a long time. The skin, the hair, the LEGS… These By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:09 am
Shakira Ripoll FASHION Magazine: Shakira Shakira An exclusive first look at the October issue of FASHION Magazine featuring the She Wolf herself Shakira. LOVE Shaki. And the body. Is. Sick. If I were Jennifer Lopez I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near Shaki. Wonder if this happened at the VMAs on Sunday. Sure, sure, I’ By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 10:07 am
Famewhores The “close family friend” The Brangelunatics have been upset that the Twi-Hards are getting so much of the crazy spotlight. Let’s give them some love. Alejandra sent this email today in response to a People.com article that was posted earlier. The message was forwarded to the following outlets: Gawker, In Touch, Life By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 08:30 am
TIFF 2009 Coverage The Road Less Taken Viggo Mortensen is looking dandy as ever in this svelte black suit and pristine white shirt. And his hair looks so healthy and luscious, you know he likes to sit down in front of a mirror at night and brush it exactly 1000 times like Marcia Brady would do. As By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 08:07 am
Hook Ups Kings and pretty boys Everyone was out last night New York. On the heels of the VMAs and during the thick of NY Fashion Week, the city is a celebrity clusterf-ck, more so than usual. These situations can make for unlikely hook ups. And so at Avenue last night spotted leaving together were Chace By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 05:40 am
A Craigslist Closet Case Okay, I spend all day and night cruising on Craigslist, yet I never find sh-t like this! Lainey had to send this to me to look at (thanks akong!): *are you Asian and hot? want to f-ck a movie star?* - 26 (Vancouver) So here's the scoop I& By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 05:26 am
Hook Ups Douchebag weekend For Katy Perry. Page Six reports that on Friday night, Katy Petty was spotted at a bar making out with John Mayer. After the MVAs, she and Russell Brand were at a party and ended up going at it in a corner. It’s a like a douchebag buffet in By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 04:42 am
Style Favourite so far Style-wise… Naomi Watts. She was at TIFF yesterday at the Swarovski party and also on the carpet for her film Mother & Child. This jumpsuit and those shoes, it’s the best I’ve seen so far. She looked incredible. Chic, confident, comfortable, and tiny. Naomi seemed subdued last night. By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 03:42 am
Chris Brown Kanye’s apology Kanye West appeared on Jay Leno’s inaugural show last night for a performance with Jay-Z and Rihanna. Before taking the stage however Kanye requested a few moments with Jay to speak about the VMA incident. Here’s the clip: If we’re comparing apologies, Chris Brown and Kanye West… By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 03:10 am
Dumbass Lainey’s ShameF-ck Got Some Shameful Tats My friends and I occasionally play the game of “If I were to get a tattoo, it would be a…” I once made the mistake of saying I wanted a mermaid tattoo, to which I was laughed right out of the room. I blame Madison for that one. I mean, By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 02:48 am
BFFs TIFF Bromance: just like Us! I love those pages in Us Weekly when Jennifer Garner goes grocery shopping or Tori Spelling is picking her wedge – just like Us! Cracks me up. Sorry to be late on this, especially since it’s George Clooney and Matt Damon, but it’s been a crazy few days in By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 02:37 am
Sex & the City She still looks mute They’re continuing to shoot Sex & the City 2 in New York. A familiar prop was back on set today: The mute Asian baby! Photo Assumption says she’s still mute. They put her at the lunch table again. Where are her crayons? How will they use her as By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 11:22 am
