Break Ups Crack tweets and thieves Happy New Year Mayhem! We’re only a full week into it and Lindsay Lohan is already f-cking around. First, she broke up with her BFF. Nickname is Pooty. Real name is Patrick Audadouche, or something. This is not important. What’s important is that she accused him of By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 03:51 am
Parent Pimps She’s totally not having sex What? Disney JailBait? Of course not. She’s totally still a virgin. A virgin who travels on her own to spend time with her boyfriend in Australia. A virgin who has travelled back with him to LA. A virgin who was rolling around on the beach with him the other By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 03:01 am
Dumbass NBC f-ckery Like it’s not enough the way they pissed on, and continue to piss on, Friday Night Lights. Now it’s full tits drama over The Tonight Show. Would Jay Leno step OFF already? He announced he wanted to leave. So he left. Only NBC was worried he’d run By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 02:40 am
Bad Style Chicken Fried bald patches and stains I’m telling you, she scares me when she’s a brunette. Her world isn’t right when she’s brunette. And the way she looked yesterday out and about in LA wasn’t right at all. Especially since this is “pulled together” for her. In the sense that she’ By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 02:06 am
B-tch please George’s “no campaign” campaign Clooney and Anna Kendrick and Vera Farmiga were on the cover of Entertainment Weekly last week and the interview was charming. He has a lot of affection for young Anna. He concedes that she steals the movie, and she does, and he also answers that ubiquitous question: Team Edward or By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 01:55 am
Quiveration Coop on Letterman Tonight. Jesus. Is it time to promote Valentine’s Day already? January just started! Bah. To be fair, am not sure what Coop is pimping tonight with Dave but Valentine’s Day, the movie starring EVERYONE, seems the most likely project. That or Case 39 with Renee Zellweger which has By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 12:02 pm
Photo Assumption Redfaced about The Morgans? Hugh Grant is in Spain promoting The Morgans. Looks like he hit the self tanner a little too hard. Where was he over the holiday? Here’s my Photo Assumption: He must need to be permanently drunk to suffer through the embarrassment of pimping that movie. Especially since he’s By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 09:23 am
Cheese People’s Choice Award: Favourite Non-Walker Who else? What brings up more happiness than Mimi not walking? Or, rather, walking assisted by a bodyguard/husband/waiter? JOY. She is JOY. Mariah Carey was named Favourite R&B Artist last night at the PCAs over, um, Beyonce. Which should tell you how bullsh-t the People’ By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 07:42 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy’s ding and more organic New photos taken today – my Gwyneth was in a minor car accident in London. They’ve had crazy snow over there. And the roads were icy. So they stopped and exchanged information and G was apparently very conscientious and polite. On a related note, but not really, the new hands- By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 07:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Never not pregnant I tweeted the following yesterday: Is Mark Wahlberg’s wife never NOT pregnant? Because for real, she’s pregnant, like, all the time. It’s remarkable fertility. Anyway, so many people Twitter replied at me with sentiments similar to the following: If I was his wife I would be pregnant By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 05:11 am
Style Shoes for the indulged Don’t often like Jessica Alba’s red carpet stylings. Last night however at the People’s Choice Awards – all over it. Love the dress so much. She’s growing out her fringe, the fuss-free, kinda dirty hair middle part works for me, and those shoes... for the pampered By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 03:57 am
Gorgessity Hugh showed up Here’s the thing about the People’s Choice Awards: if Hugh Jackman gets on a plane to attend the People’s Choice Awards, it means that Hugh Jackman WILL WIN a People’s Choice Award. His category was Favourite Action Star. And while I normally disagree with “The People” By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 03:23 am
Twilight Robert Ronnie Pattinson The clever folks at MTV Marketing created this amazingness. Robert Pattinson imagined Jersey Shore styles. It’s now my favourite Pattinson photo of all time. Laura just emailed me to say that this is the one and only way she doesn’t find him attractive. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:44 am
Media Manipulation The Way They Are They went out for dinner last night in New York. No kids, with friends, an Italian restaurant called Alto. Apparently they were there for 6 hours. And look at the expression of gazing love on their faces as they climbed back into their car to go home. Porn! Now if By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:39 am
Break Ups The Way They Were Scattered pictures Of the smiles we left behind F-ck I love this movie. 5 years ago today, the MiniVan’s dreams were broken. But it’s so much fun going through old photos. Spent much, MUCH too much time on it this morning. Now it’s your turn. Photos By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:01 am
Intro for Jan 07, 2010 Dear Gossips, January 7. Five years ago today, on a Friday, after usual business hours, timed strategically, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced to the world that they were separating. They were in Anguilla, on their last holiday together, photographed arm in arm kissing at the beach. It was the By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 01:35 am
