Russell Brand Brand in the city It’s been a while since I’ve indulged you Russell Brand freaks. Who am I to tease? My nighttime dream boyfriend is Eminem. Anyway, Russell is hosting the VMAs again, have you heard? Will he wear his favourite pants? He was in New York this weekend wearing them with By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 07:29 am
David Duchovny Marriage is hard work It will be 8 years for us in November, and it’s good, but it’s work. Sometimes it’s very hard work. Anyone who tells you it’s not, and that love is all that matters, is either lying to you or a Twi-Hard. Tea Leoni knows about the By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 06:58 am
Twilight Cure for hangover Received an email this morning from Carol-Anne. Carol is a Twi-Hard but is not crazy. And she was initially skeptical about crazy reports on my site about the lunatics. She, um, has since been convinced. I think it was the tattoos. Anyway, about Carol-Anne’s message this morning – it was By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 06:00 am
Lainey Interviews Two finger handshake I was in New York last week on 3 junkets – Harry Potter, Bandslam (which was actually much better and funnier than I expected), and G-Force. Was super, super excited about G-Force, though not the part when I had to screen the movie with a theatre full of children hopped up By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 04:48 am
Sienna Miller Where’s Joe for GI Joe? GI Joe begins promotion in Australia – stars Sienna Miller and Channing Tatum were at a photo call and press conference today and will make their way to North America before the movie’s August 7th release. Joseph Gordon Levitt who plays Cobra Commander did not come along for the trip. By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 03:50 am
Girlcrushes Alanis in a groove These are high times for Alanis Morissette. It’s a weak line, but it works. As you know, Alanis is enjoying a 7 ep arc on Weeds (please say you watch Weeds, please say you watch Weeds and not the other bullsh-t) after wrapping a successful 2 year run with By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 03:05 am
Douchebags Gift from a Douche How long before they get back together? John Mayer lives for attention. And he knows it would be a great story. Pisser is probably working it with Porny right now over text and Skype, perhaps he sent her a CD of tracks, new limp dick music to heal her broken By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 02:55 am
Sports Becks rattled, Posh burned The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 02:51 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jakey’s beefy but not serious Too muscle man for my taste here…but EW.com has the first official photo of Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia, Disney’s highly anticipated big blockbuster next summer – by the time it’s released in 2010 it’ll be 2 years since filming. Which might be why they’ By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 06:39 am
Quiveration You look so great in a suit With your short salt and pepper hair, and even though it’s bad, so bad, so unhealthy, I’d be lying if I didn’t think that ciggie hanging out of your mouth is sexy as f-ck. Because you are sexy as f-ck. And here you are in London, shooting By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 04:04 am
Quiveration Man hugs I love it when men hug in soccer. In Europe they always hug and rub each other on the head. Very erotic. Last year I wrote about Becks & Iker: A Love Story. Some of the best photos ever taken. Click here to see. And so this is Becks last By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 03:44 am
Dumbass Shrek Diesel DVD Already? Didn’t seem like that took very long. Fast & Furious is now on DVD if you like that sort of thing – dumbasses not obeying the speed limit led by a grunting Shrek with big muscles also known as Vin Diesel. Ugh. He’s disgusting. Shrek showed up on By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 03:11 am
Maple Leaf Sookie in New York Emmy ignored True Blood. So it’s my duty to remind you that a new episode will air on HBO and HBO Canada on Sunday. My husband asked me yesterday: is there sex, are there breasts? It’s all he needs to know. And the answer is yes and yes. By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 03:01 am
Quiveration Ryan's summer hair These are file photos of Ryan Gosling from around the same time last year in Washington at the American Progress' national conference. He’d buzzed off his hair. And he’s buzzed it off again. Click here to see a recent photo of Ryan in Burlington, Ontario last week By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 11:25 am
Hook Ups Ashlee & Adrian in New York It was reported a few weeks ago that they met at some event and were making out soon after. Today in New York both Adrian Grenier and Twilight’s Ashlee Greene were booked on It’s On with Alexa Chung… Coincidence or conspiracy? Here they are, arriving separately, though not By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 10:41 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy on marriage 3 in a row! No recipes! Instead, this week’s GOOP is about relationships. Her opening paragraph is short and promising. And then it gets all clinical and a little zen lotus tree huggy, posing this question to the experts: “What does it take to sustain a happy and successful By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 08:05 am
