Movie Reviews and Previews Words from Depp, Farrell, and Law On The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Of course you know that their involvement in the film was the result of Heath Ledger’s death. Up to this point, all three marquee actors have abstained from publicly promoting the film. With the movie opening on Christmas Day, they’ve now released By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 06:54 am
Kate Hudson Manslinger & the Single Dress She came to her senses and now it’s over with that self stroking centaur douchebag Alex Rodriguez. And the newly single Kate Hudson is reminding him how good he had it, walking around LA the other day in the tiniest little dress flaunting her horny looking body. Please A- By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 05:56 am
Cheese When Mimi goes to Aspen… The result is always PURE GOLD. Of course she’s always pure gold but in Aspen it’s like the cheese concentration is extra strong. Every winter there’s an Aspen adventure. Every winter it’s her Christmas gift to the world. Here she is, squeezed into a tight pair By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 04:41 am
Quiveration Franco SNL I thought it was the strongest show in weeks. The strongest of the season so far and critically the most well reviewed of 2009/10 to date although considering that what came before was January Jones, Blake Lively’s breasts, and the overly earnest and, in the end, rather unremarkable By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 04:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Holiday in London The Beckham boys travelled to London this weekend with dad David where they’re expected to spend the holidays at Beckingham Palace in Hertfordshire. They are big now, non? Brooklyn is almost 10. He looks older than 10. Turning 10 in 2010 is Rocco Ritchie. Rocco also arrived in London By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 03:43 am
Cheating Loins Porny steps up… But what about Chris Martin? Star Magazine photo assumed the dumbest story last week about Jessica Simpson dealing with Tiger Woods suggesting they had an affair. Simpson immediately denied the report and according to Gossip Cop she had her lawyer send over a warning, demanding a retraction. Or else. The By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 02:56 am
Sports Country B engaged She was in Ottawa last week spotted at a Senators game and speculation at the time was that something special was going down. And so it appeared all over Twitter yesterday when a family friend tweeted congratulations on their engagement. Local papers have confirmed it today: Mike Fisher proposed to By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 02:14 am
Blind Riddles No one will tell him he sucks There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now. He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 01:51 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried weekend in New York It was a quiet one. Her booboos were with their father so Britney Spears flew to New York for a low key few days as the paps didn’t really pick up on her presence until last night and she left early this morning, photographed at JFK looking, well, rather By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 01:45 am
BFFs Porny is a good friend But her friends aren’t good friends…? Last night Jessica Simpson’s make up artist Mary Phillips couldn’t hold her vodka and was arrested for being obnoxious at the Sunset Tower. She must have been well well well past breaking because word is they have a very high tolerance By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 07:32 am
Douchebags Old fashioned bromance It’s the chemistry between RDJ and Jude Law that is apparently the film’s strongest feature. I believe it. By all accounts, they seem to be close and last night on the carpet, the bromance was cranked up high. Cute, non? RDJ is a very physical person. He likes By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 06:57 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jennifer Aniston’s infant hands Let’s break this down, sh-t by sh-t. Because it’s epic. The horror of Jen and Gerry’s Bounty is f-cking EPIC. You saw the pap shots every day during filming. You heard about the hookup rumours. Now The Bounty Hunter poster has been released. It’ By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 03:31 am
Dumbass Shameless Rossum F-CK! Hollywood rapes all good things. Emmy Rossum sugar rapes every good thing. And some assholes in Hollywood have decided to let Rossum rape Shameless. Yes. It’s an American version of the show for Showtime which will star William H Macy as the Gallagher patriarch and Emmy sodding By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:49 am
Famewhores Are your breasts in this movie? Because the way she was hardposing and preening on the carpet last night in New York at the premiere of Sherlock Holmes, you’d think she was playing him herself. Lively Breasts needs to show some respect. Look at her. Look at her working that body. It’s a crazy By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:33 am
Famewhores Third Lip family photos Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been known to fly into Australia via private jet. She has the access and she’s also rather tight with Rupert Murdoch. As such, there are rarely good shots of her arriving when she travels home and few as good as these shots taken as By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:18 am
Frauds Biel leaves with baggage A-Team has wrapped in Vancouver and Jessica Biel is out. She left yesterday, did not bother to stay for the afterparty…of course not. Must rush to reattach herself to Pippy’s jheri curl. Skinny and pale, Biel seemed rather fond of her driver as they parted after unloading By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:08 am
