Douchebags Pippy’s in a pissy mood He must have wanted the Green Lantern badly. This is Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake in West Hollywood getting his balls all sweaty over a pap who wants to take his photo. As you can see, they exchanged words, and then Pipple smirked and let it go, because he probably remembered that By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 11:06 am
Amazingness Whitney in London What is it about being sick that makes you corny? Was so happy to see new photos of Whitney Houston today in London, looking great and lucid and healthy and positive and ready to come back. The new album drops in September and her greatest supporter Clive Davis is already By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 10:48 am
Justin Timberlake Is he your type? Channing Tatum’s GQ spread this month in time for this starring role in GI Joe scheduled for release in August. Looks like a horrible movie. And since Sienna Miller is a PR disaster, they need to push out Channing or “Chan” as he likes to be called that much By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 08:55 am
Famewhores Next week’s cover Michael Jackson has been dominating magazine covers. And Jennifer Aniston wants a piece of the action. Every day the paps have been all over the set of Bounty starring Jen and Gerry Butler. She knows this. The entire crew knows this. So in between filming, just after eating – you can By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 07:58 am
Quiveration Friendship Test This is the title of the email I received from Michelle a short while ago sent to me and Duana. Because the Toronto International Film Festival has just made its first major announcement about the features this year. And Colin Farrell is coming back to TIFF. Last time he eyef-cked By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 05:21 am
Faux Gossip No, because he’s married Big surprise. The UK tabloids reported something and it turned out to be wrong. Shocking, non? Last week they put out a story about David Beckham posing with Angelina Jolie for Armani underwear. Becks has now denied the claim on the grounds that… He’s married! "You know (Angelina) By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 04:38 am
Harry Potter They love Harry Opening tonight and so far the reviews are outstanding. No, like really really really amazing. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is currently scoring 98% on Rotten Tomatoes and an EVEN BETTER 100% among top critics. Squee! How about some love for the supporting cast? They couldn’t all By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 04:07 am
Gossip Girl He needs his alone time Us Weekly is reporting that Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick have broken up. Chace couldn’t stand to live with Ed anymore because he’s filthy so he’s now renting a place on his own. Ed and Jessica Szohr are inseparable. And Chace probably couldn’t take the straight By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 03:40 am
Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno on top Bruno won the box office this weekend with a $30 million opening, further securing Sacha Baron Cohen’s status as a major power player in Hollywood. Did you see Bruno? I have not yet. Will do this week. But I did receive this very interesting message from Ljubica below: So, By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 03:15 am
Zac Efron LipGloss kicks off summer screaming In Vancouver! Thanks to Andrea for the photo – an exclusive shot of Zac Efron arriving in Vancouver on Saturday. Lippy is in town to shoot The Death and Life of Charlie St Cloud for the summer until the fall. Which means his LipGloss contingent will go head to head against By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 12:50 pm
Amazingness Karl: surrounded by young hotness It’s been a day. Am still sick, dog tired, but a little Karl to bring things to a close makes everything worthwhile. This is Karl the other day in St Tropez. It’s summertime. And he’s wearing long sleeves and those leather gloves. Apparently Karl has not only By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 12:44 pm
Famewhores They both needed it As mentioned last week, Pipsqueak made the final three on the shortlist for the Green Lantern. The role, confirmed on Friday, eventually went to Ryan Reynolds. Several weeks ago, it was reported that his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was a finalist for the love interest in the upcoming big budget By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 11:06 am
Break Ups Here come the pants Oh no. Oh girl, oh no. I am still not Jessica Simpson’s friend. Neither are you. So we can’t help her. And she will need help. A LOT of help. People.com is reporting that she’s been dumped by Tony Romo again. It happened last Thursday, the By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 08:24 am
Gorgessity Angie on the move Angelina Jolie was photographed yesterday leaving the Raffles hotel driving away on her own. They move around a lot more independently in LA. Yesterday was also the Holy Twins' first birthday, already a year since the frenzy surrounding their arrival but months since we've seen them, prompting By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 06:19 am
Frauds Granny goes to the movies Fresh off firing her publicist of 15 years Nicole Kidman was spotted with Keith Urban on Sunday at a local NYC movie theatre after catching a Public Enemies matinee. Granny sees movies with the regular folk! And please, please don’t start with the bump speculation. You were already speculating By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 04:54 am
Scarlett Johansson Be nice like Hugh Am sure by now you’ve heard the news that Ryan Reynolds has beat out Pips Timberlake and Bradley Cooper to play the Green Lantern. Ugh. Extremely UNimaginative casting, non? This of course will give Ryan more reason to moan and groan about being famous and harassed by fans. Because By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 04:03 am
