Break Ups Sit DOWN Centaur Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 09:03 am
Douchebags Best of 2009: Country B ducking She’s so f-cking famous that when she shows up at a TELEVISED hockey game in a large ass arena, she has to take cover like she’s the target of a heavy artillery attack. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher (who is owning it for Ottawa this year trying By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 08:32 am
Gorgessity Zoe steeze As I’ve noted too many times already, I don’t get Avatar. But I do very much get Zoe Saldana. Zoe was featured in one of the most well received movies of the year (Star Trek) and is now featured in one of the most highly anticipated movies to By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 05:46 am
Douchebags Best of 2009: Billy Bob Douchebag Best because he came out like a massive f-cking prick. For Billy Bob Thornton, life really was over as soon as The Jolie left him. Watching it back again, it’s even worse than I remember. And better. Back in April, BBT was in Toronto with his band promoting By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 04:50 am
Gorgessity Marion’s invited to the party Is she bringing Guillaume to the party? The Golden Globes are often referred to as the best party. Because no one eats and they all get drunk. Marion was ripped off when she won her Golden Globe. The strike was happening, the GGs were cancelled, so now she gets a By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 03:16 am
Douchebags Pip, just read the f-cking paper This is what Morley emailed me earlier while we were all watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations in reference to Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s famewhoring during the announcements. He couldn’t help himself. He could not help taking over the spotlight. From the beginning when he claimed to By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 02:44 am
Shia LaBeouf Nominee takes the bus It’s not really clear to me whether or not they’re just waiting at the bus stop for a bus or simply sitting at the bus stop hanging out. Given Shia’s disdain for the paps however and the fact that he was well aware he was being shot, By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 02:15 am
Style SJP Hugh Hair Total Photo Assumption. But it’s like her air is extra sex when her husband’s not around, non? Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant were in New York last night for the premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans opening this weekend against Avatar. Um, yeah, good luck. By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 02:00 am
Gorgessity Back to back Pene Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem arrived in New York together in advance of the premiere tonight of Nine. It’s a rare sighting. Am happy. And though always guarded, they look happy too. Or relaxed. And still a couple. One of the sexiest couples. One of the most private couples. By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 01:48 am
Break Ups Manslinging in animal print pyjamas Further to online reports published this morning, Us Weekly has also cited sources who confirm that it’s over been ARod and Manslinger Kate Hudson. GOOD. At some point, no matter how great the sex, and you know she loves it, she had to have been turned off by his By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 11:14 am
Maple Leaf Red carpet in character The Sherlock Holmes premiere went down tonight in London. As you can see, our star RDJ’s red carpet outfit appeared to be Sherlock-inspired. Love it. He was, as always, accompanied by his wife Susan. How’s the movie? There was a screening at the junket this weekend. Reviews By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 10:35 am
Parent Pimps Garters in the winter Oh look, it’s Taylor Momsen walking around New York trying to give you a glimpse of her snatch. You like the garters? She thinks she’s so punk as f-ck, non? Taylor was heading to set on Gossip Girl. I was agonising with my friend LB this weekend By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 08:59 am
Best of 2009 Best of 2009: LipGloss & Covenant House Started the year not a fan… Am ending the year much more appreciative of LipGloss Zac Efron. It’s the vanity and the fawning that cockblocks the full support. Having said that, his gesture of kindness towards a youth at Covenant House Vancouver in October is a feelgood moment in By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 07:31 am
Bad Style Grounds for dismissal I get emails all the time about Henry Cavill arguing his case on the Freebie 5. Based on his hotness in The Tudors? Worthy of consideration, sure. But the way he looked at the Grand Prix Horse Show this weekend? It’s grounds for dismissal. It’s a major, major By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 05:21 am
Maple Leaf Rachel’s Vogue cover and the Size 4 headline It’s the much anticipated Vogue cover for January 2010 featuring Rachel McAdams. Our girl has her very own. You like it? Me, I’m underwhelmed. She looks so old, non? It’s the hair. Dean wrote to me just now that “I don’t understand what her hair is By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 04:18 am
Dumbass Lilo: on India and Rihanna Crack head is back from India where she claimed to have been on a humanitarian mission with the BBC to film a documentary on child trafficking, a decision that has come under heavy criticism. The Guardian asks the right question: What Has India Done to Deserve Lindsay Lohan? Child trafficking By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 03:53 am
