Famewhores Shelf Ass at the Hollywood Bowl Photos from Shelfy’s 3 day run at the Hollywood Bowl in Guys & Dolls – and how did she do? Well the LA Times called her “glowing” – click here to read the review - and focused more on her appearance than her actual performance, although the point of their piece By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 09:41 am
Famewhores Size 2 is a dumbass And a famewhore. And if I’m CBS, and she twisted her ankle and couldn’t work as a result of playing tennis in wedge heels, I’d withhold her pay. This is what it’s like on the Grouse Grind - a 3km hike up a mountain, 2,800 By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 08:46 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Crazy back to blonde And back at the club. They spent 9 hours taking the Chicken Fried from brown back to blonde this weekend. 9 HOURS. And she was brunette for, like, maybe a month? 6 weeks? To me this is not worth the trouble. It is already excruciatingly boring sitting in a stylist’ By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 04:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange back at McD’s Judge them! Judge them again for being terrible parents! You judgy moms…I know you want to. So yeah I agree, it’s not the best meal every day, or even every other day, but me I can’t imagine growing up without some McDonald’s once in a while. By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 03:58 am
BFFs Grease Clooney The girls should be wearing varsity jackets with their hair tied up in ponytails. And George Clooney is Danny Zuko? Check it out – in Italy, how precious, George and his BFF Rande Gerber, with wife Cindy Crawford, and his new piece Elisabetta Canalis, riding around town together like couple clones. By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 03:32 am
Quiveration Bradley Cooper Faceman in Vancouver There’s a film version of The A-Team that will begin production shortly in Vancouver. Liam Neeson has been confirmed as Hannibal and Bradley Cooper will be playing Faceman. Jacek says the cool way to say this is “Face”. Ok whatever. Hannibal and “Face” were both in Vancouver last week By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 03:15 am
Amazingness One last thing Couldn’t resist. These fashion designers…they kill me. They’re ALL orange. But for Karl. It’s Mr Armani on a boat in Italy. Very tanned, very thin, very speedo. Amazing. Imagine it was your dad? Please. My mother makes my dad walk around in a beret in the By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 09:08 am
Blind Riddles Rough patch, happy ending Am about to hit the links – leaving you with a new riddle for the long weekend. He’d strayed before with a civilian but she can handle a civilian. Their most recent rough patch however was a result of his affair with a gorgeous one hit wonder. Professional and personal By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 08:23 am
Maple Leaf No Tongue or Thumb for Seth LOVE him. Yesterday he trashed AssTalking Heigl. Last night he was on Kimmel and told the funniest story about how he was rejected by Megan Fox. It was his first time on the show back in 2007. Same goes for Megan. And she was nervous so she came into the By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 06:12 am
Caleb Followill Morning Kings Sigh. They’re so big now. Big enough to be on The Today Show. And this is great for them. After so many years of being recognised overseas and totally neglected here, this is so great for them. But Kings of Leon on morning tv feels a little…gross? Maybe By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 05:58 am
Ebola Victims Nikki Reed’s death wish Twi-Hards already hate Nikki Reed over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson last spring. Anything that taints the “Edward and Bella are real” fantasy immediately becomes the enemy. Her comment the other night about Pattinson’s appeal won’t help. People.com asked Nikki at some event why By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 05:40 am
Douchebags Ryan singled out Thanks to all of you who sent this in – the New York Times posted an article yesterday about the house in the movie The Proposal starring Sandra Bullock. The family that owns the house was profiled because, for 3 weeks, the cast and crew took over their property. Very interesting By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 04:36 am
George Clooney Whitewashed for Clooney I posted this article yesterday about George Clooney’s new Italian piece and a clip that a reader called Claudia sent me that allegedly shows Elisabetta getting, um, a fellatio facial. The last line of that article read: How will People Magazine deal with her past? Will they whitewash her By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 04:23 am
Girly Throw Downs Eminem has pictures Oh Mimi. BIG mistake. Mariah Carey keeps denying that she and Eminem hooked up. So he wrote a song about it on Relapse called Bagpipes from Baghdad and then Nick Cannon posted a rambling blog, challenging Em to a dick duel to defend his wife’s honour and Eminem, surprisingly, By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 03:33 am
Quiveration The better Ryan on a bike Ryan Reynolds rides a bike too. But Ryan Reynolds is a dick. And Ryan Gosling is most certainly not. Gosling was at Bardot last night. Was stopped by fans on his way out and happily obliged for autographs and photos. Was also briefly threatened by some crazy person who – what By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 03:18 am
Taylor Lautner More for Amalia Amalia’s shout out today included Justin Timberlake. What was requested was actually both Justin Timberlake and Taylor Lautner shirtless. At the time I had none for Taylor Lautner. But someone must really want Amalia’s heart to heal. Because here’s Taylor on the set of his new movie By Lainey • Jul 30, 2009 12:00 pm
