Ebola Victims Upgrading friends Nicole Richie is trading up. Friends. Not too long ago, Nicole Richie was stumbling out of places like Les Deux and Hyde and Teddy’s with the likes of Lilo and Ebola. These days her evening engagements are usually reserved for carpet appearances at fashion events or charity engagements. Like By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 07:14 am
Gorgessity Portraits of Patrick Gorgeous. He's in France for the LeMans 24 hour race enjoying his Grey's hiatus and the benefits of his paycheque...from the show and movies like Made of Honour. Patrick may be the perennial silver medallist in the Sexiest Man sweepstakes but having achieved a rare By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 05:05 am
Bad Style She dresses her real age Or his age. Supposedly she’s not yet 40. Don’t know anyone who believes this. You? Last night Catherine Zeta Jones accompanied her husband Michael Douglas to the AFI Tribute in his honour. This dress is ok, I guess, for a 60 year old? Like, her mother in law By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 04:38 am
Rihanna Courtside awkward Over or not over? Last night in Orlando, both Rihanna and Chris Brown were courtside to watch the Lakers defeat the Magic in Game 4. Derek Fisher is so f-cking clutch. Though they sat apart and did not appear to engage at all, curiously enough, both Us Weekly initially cited By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:46 am
Do you want to see (and meet!) NKOTB? In Toronto? Joey and Danny are big flirts. Jonathan never takes his sunglasses off. Maybe you can convince him? But…be careful of the roughneck crazy ass fans. Remember what Laura & Jen went through? Click here for a refresher. Laura has a special name for them. To describe them. By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They give her Mercy After all the shenanigans from earlier this week, Malawian officials have approved Madonna’s adoption, overruling an earlier decision denying her attempt on the grounds that she hadn’t spent enough time in the country. These are the benefits of unlimited resources. Here’s my favourite detail about the announcement: By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:11 am
Shia LaBeouf A better Benicio Last time we saw him – click here – he was decidedly Elvis, the later years. Last night at the AFI tribute to Michael Douglas, MUCH much better. Benicio must be shooting soon. The lady he’s with is called Laura Bickford. He’s been with her often on carpets lately. Apparently By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:00 am
Amazingness Do you love Johnny Depp? If you do, you will love him even MORE after this video. Thanks C! It’s from 2 nights ago in Puerto Rico, on his birthday. They surprised him with a cake. And sang for him. And he seems so humbled and touched. And sweet. And appreciative. He doesn’t By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 08:18 am
Style Do you want to touch it? Finally a good look at Kristen Stewart’s Joan Jett hair. Looks amazing. Really, really suits her. Twi-hards of course are now stabbing themselves, worried that Edward won’t love Bella anymore because she no longer has “pretty girl” hair. Please. These are the same people who think boys wear By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 07:34 am
Dumbass GOOPy calls him William It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP day! Unfortunately this week’s GOOP is all about recipes. Cookie recipes. Boring. Also unfortunate, for her that is, careless staff. At the bottom of the newsletter that was sent out, you’ll note they’re still waiting for next week’s copy. And By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 07:02 am
Hook Ups Pissing away $130 million If I’m on the board of Real Madrid, I am sh-tting f-cking panic this morning. Because the team just purchased Cristiano Ronaldo for $130 million from Manchester United and how does he celebrate? He celebrates with an Ebola infection. Which means he’s effectively pissed away his money. Don’ By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 06:09 am
Sports Country B hometown for his birthday This is Carrie Underwood yesterday at the City of Hope Celebrity Softball Challenge. Carrie likes to give back when there’s a big audience. Have received a few emails lately asking to verify that Carrie has let go of Mike Fisher, hoping that she has let go of Mike Fisher. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 04:21 am
Sports Little balls playing with big boys Wonder if MJ took any money off the Pip yesterday. Both are apparently very good golfers. And Michael Jordan loves to bet. He and Justin Timberlake played Bethpage Black yesterday (a public course!), site of this year’s US Open which will, as always, culminate on Father’s Day. Tiger By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 04:09 am
Jude Law Jude’s popular Hamlet Hamlet made him hot-ish again? He’s playing Hamlet at Wyndham’s Theatre and they say his star power is selling out every show. But he’s also backing it up. Receiving solid reviews, even though David Tennant had already taken on the role, and brilliantly, just this January. Still By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 03:17 am
Quiveration Why aren’t you in your underwear? As you know, he and his wife are the spokesbodies for the Armani underwear line. David Beckham played for England and enjoyed a 6-0 win yesterday over Andorra and today showed up at Selfridges for an in-store appearance to promote the brand and unveil a new ad. F-ck he is By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 03:06 am
Blind Riddles Bro Massage They’ve been friends a long time. Recently worked together. Both family men now supposedly settled down. But not quite. Several times a week, very late at night, they’d call up for room service together. Oh no, not for food, but for a certain kind of massage. Like…together. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 02:53 am
