Dumbass Pippy the superhero? Hollywood f-cking shenigans… I don’t understand why they haven’t already offered this to Bradley Cooper. Instead, he’s one of three on the shortlist, alongside Ryan Reynolds and … Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake! His balls haven’t fully dropped and he’s supposed to convince us he can fight danger By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 04:02 am
Cheating Loins All’s well with Josh & Diane 6 weeks ago the tabloids caught him with a woman’s legs wrapped around his waist in New Orleans, there on location shooting Jonah Hex. Josh Brolin’s rep denied any wrongdoing on his part but the photo –and the thigh – speaks for itself. Click here to revisit the article. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 03:19 am
Famewhores Back to real life Because their real life is so grueling. Posh and Becks were celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary in the Seychelles but returned today, touching down at Heathrow looking coordinated and perfect, with their grim faces on for the paps like they’re sad to see them. Oh please. After picking up By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 02:52 am
Parent Pimps Papa Perv is out of his mind Out of his F-CKING mind. Page Six reports that Joe Simpson is apparently trying to capitalise on the death of Michael Jackson by “pitching a concept album” of MJ songs performed by Ashlee Simpson. Say what pimp? Like, Ashlee Simpson singing Remember the Time all pseudo emo-styles, is that what By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 02:38 am
Intro for Jul 10, 2009 Dear Gossips, Last night I saw it. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Have been in Harry Potter heaven ever since – humming the theme, daydreaming about quidditich, wishing for a potion to cure my cold. This is why I am in New York. I begged to be in New By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 02:21 am
George Clooney George helps The G8 summit is happening now in L’Aquila, Italy and after spending his vacation at Lake Como with Bill Murray paddling with the ladies and boozy dinners with more ladies George Clooney dropped by and toured the area hit by the earthquake. He’s also supposed to be in By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 11:11 am
Parent Pimps High fashion Miley That punching urge… it will overcome you again. Be warned. Miley Cyrus has “designed” her own line with Max Azria and is launching it at Walmart. She tells Elle Magazine that her intention is to democratise high fashion. Because she loves it so much: “Literally this is going to be By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 09:01 am
Pierce Brosnan Robert Pattinson’s prison These Twi-Hards…they’ve turned him into a goddamn fugitive. Every day they line the streets, waiting for a glimpse. And as soon as the glimpse comes, they start screaming. As you can see in this video taken today - they scream simply because he’s walking to his car, By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 07:16 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy’s new detox diet No recipes this week – 2 for 2! Today’s GOOP newsletter is about cleansing your body. Gwyneth claims she got fat a month ago during a “majorly fun and delicious relax and enjoy life phase” and followed the “Clean” detox programme to lose her extra pounds. Where???????????????????????? Well… a few By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 06:10 am
Kate Beckinsale Overdresser Overreactor? So there was a report last month out of one of the UK rags – unreliable as usual – about Kate Beckinsale missing out on the lead role in a remake of Barbarella. The Daily Express claimed last month that she was “heartbroken” over being rejected from the part. The publication also By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 04:48 am
Bad Style I draw the line at the sheer shirt He’s hot again, no doubt. Jude Law is Hamlet onstage and he’s earning amazing reviews and he’s bringing the performance to New York and he’s taking sexy strange women home at night and he’s mobbed by fans now after the shows and is showing off By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 03:36 am
Style Poise That’s what it is. It’s poise. And still youthful too. You believe that Emma Watson is 19. She’s as mature as she needs to be and no more, does that make sense? Emma is not a 40 year old Lohan/Cyrus hag. But Emma is definitely adorable. By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 02:40 am
Katie Holmes Who are you yelling at? Katie Holmes in Melbourne on her cell phone looking like she’s caught up in an intense conversation. According to photographers, she appeared to be shouting, and extremely distressed. This is what my face looks like when my mother calls. It’s totally Photo Assumption, but let’s roll with By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 02:25 am
Bad Style Take no hair over long hair Ben If you’re not covering every possible Michael Jackson burial scenario it’s a slow day in gossip. So why not stay on the topic of hair? Will has no hair. Ben Stiller has too much in the wrong places. Is he preparing for a movie role? Apparently he has By Lainey • Jul 08, 2009 11:03 am
Will Smith Bald Will and family in China Quick picture post…Haven’t seen or heard much from Will lately so this set jumped out at me. A result of his break from acting. Also have never seen him without at least a solid inch of ‘fro either. I think I see why. Here’s Will, Jaden, and By Lainey • Jul 08, 2009 09:49 am
Penelope Cruz The Cruz-off Monica Cruz was at an “Estudio Tampax” photo call in Madrid earlier today. If I were the folks at Tampax, I’d sign her to a long-term deal and have her peddle tampons all over the world if it means we see more of her. I asked Lainey what she’ By Jacek Szenowicz • Jul 08, 2009 08:57 am
