Style Granny goes missing She was supposed to present at the Tony Awards last night but … did you see Granny Freeze? I did not see Granny Freeze. Then again, I was flipping back and forth between the show and the Laker game but a photo search does not turn up a Granny Freeze either, By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 03:24 am
Aging Gorgessity Tony Queens Elton opened the show and yes… that was Poison at the Tony Awards. POISON! Last night’s Tonys were all about the Queens. The Queens are holding up beautifully. Was really, really hoping for a Dolly/Liza/Elton photo opportunity but unfortunately, not even the Secret Service could make that By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 02:50 am
Sports Manslinger Week 3 Get over it already. This is Kate Hudson with Alex Rodriguez the other night leaving the 40/40 club separately but totally on their way to f-ck. She’s also been going to the games, sometimes with Ryder, sometimes without, obviously still besotted with his juiced up body. It will By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 02:27 am
Quiveration Can I be your hag? NPH f-cking killed last night. Even in his shiny suit. Even though they could only afford one suit for him. He should host everything. This show could not be gayer If Liza was named mayor And Elton John took flight…. Love him SO much. Here are a few photos of By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 02:17 am
Famewhores Get over your ass When Cameron Diaz appeared on Jimmy Fallon during his first week, she and Jimmy had an amazing dance-off at the end of her segment. Of course Shelfy had to come up with her own gimmick last night. She “trained” him. It was lame sh-ts. As always, it comes down to By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 10:16 am
Gorgessity Sienna in Spain She turned up there today promoting a new fragrance for Hugo Boss called Boss Orange. Looks really pretty, looks very relaxed, and seems to be enjoying being single for a change. Good. But bad too. There are many married men out there. Or maybe Sienna’s tastes have changed. Maybe By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 07:38 am
Quiveration Eminem on Bruno and Jimmy He admitted the entire thing with Bruno at the Movie Awards was staged. Obviously. Which means he knew Sacha would be rubbing his balls in his face. Amazing. But… why the full disclosure? Kind sucked the fun away. Anyway, it appears Eminem has emerged from a dark 3 years with By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 05:48 am
Cheese Meem Cheese Friday Just in time for the weekend – a little Mimi to start it off right. And we need her. We so need her. Mimi and her husband showed up at the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes last night in New York. It was… more of a cocktail affair. Mimi By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 04:53 am
Quiveration James bails He was supposed to speak at the UCLA College of Letters and Science commencement ceremony on June 12. Remember when it was originally announced, some of the students got all pissy pants and started a petition trying to have him removed because they felt ripped off – what words of wisdom By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 04:13 am
Drew Barrymore How can he get over you… When you won’t let him? Drew Barrymore last night hand in hand with Justin Long after a Green Day show. Drew and Justin broke up officially several months ago but then switched on again recently, both insisting that it’s casual with no expectations. For her, that is. It’ By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 03:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOPy’s greasy legs Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just once, By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 03:31 am
Sports Porny’s skinny jeans It’s like that episode of Sex & the City – Miranda rediscovers her skinny jeans. Most women are familiar: we have fat jeans and we have skinny jeans. Fat jeans for when we suck. Skinny jeans for when we don’t suck as much. Jessica Simpson, since that amazing performance By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 03:13 am
Jude Law Dear Jude Emile Wank Hirsch doesn’t think you’re good enough. How dare you play Hamlet. Only E Wank can play Hamlet. After all, he “conceived” of the modern day version of Hamlet, haven’t you heard? Wanky says get the f-ck off his stage. This is Jude last night in By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 10:53 am
Blake Lively 3 Sisters and a Dull Am very fond of the word “dull”. Reminds me of my mother. One day last year in Toronto, my parents picked us up at the station. We were in the back seat. My husband asked her something trivial – like how her opera class went or something. Her answer, always animated: By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 08:45 am
Bad Style Where is your tailor?????? Ok enough. Bradley Cooper is a hot piece, no doubt. And he has great hair. But there’s a pants problem going on. They’re either too tight – as evidenced in Toronto – or too f-cking short, as evidenced this morning at Regis & Kelly. Like, it’s practically capri length! By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 07:31 am
Harry Potter Emma 6 weeks Emma Watson dressed up in London last night for a Rodarte party. Want her dress. Sigh. Still 6 weeks to go. They previewed a clip at the Movie Awards on Sunday but it was highly unsatisfactory. Like, we’ve seen it all in the trailers already. Hurts to say but By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 06:01 am
