Twilight More kissing...and Photo Assumption Not to me... But if it’s one thing you Twi-hards love it’s Photo Assumption. You’ve seen him shirtless, you’ve seen her kissing him shirtless – Kristen Stewart has a GREAT ass – but check out these new shots of them AFTER the cameras stop rolling. A light moment By Lainey • May 27, 2009 11:04 am
Parent Pimps Porny makes it pay It’s the Papa Joe way! Profit from EVERYTHING. And why not? Sounds like Porny Simpson is going back to reality where she saw the most success. On the heels of the amazing photos of her singing at the Chilli Country Cook Off wearing the best pants ever, Us Weekly By Lainey • May 27, 2009 08:25 am
Quiveration Bradley Cooper’s eyes... Can f-ck. He came to our building yesterday in Toronto for an interview with Much. I’m in Vancouver. Balls! Always miss the good ones! My colleagues however provided the play-by-play. First of all, he has a university degree. In English. Please. My zipper’s half way down. And he’ By Lainey • May 27, 2009 07:55 am
Twilight Can you hear the screaming? It’s Robert Pattinson. In Italy. Shirtless. Didn’t I tell you he’d been working out hard? And it paid off. Young Robert has quite the body. And an ass crack! Shooting the big reunion scene today. As you can see Kristen Stewart runs across to rescue him and By Lainey • May 27, 2009 05:41 am
Douchebags Punk Ass gay and single? Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you By Lainey • May 27, 2009 04:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Doesn’t Harlow have a nanny? She’s SO cute. Nicole Richie and Harlow showed up at CNN for Larry King Live yesterday. According to the Larry King Live website, Nicole and her father Lionel will appear together on the show on Thursday. I love that Lionel Richie is now introduced as Nicole Richie’s father. By Lainey • May 27, 2009 04:08 am
Cheating Loins Brolin cheater? It’s an In Touch Weekly story, and as you can see from their cover this week, it’s not like they hit the right spot very often, especially as it relates to the Brange, who most certainly did not throw down on the carpet in Cannes (!!!), but their Josh By Lainey • May 27, 2009 03:47 am
Gorgessity Like yesterday Oh Winona! Gwyneth’s frenemy is on the cover of the July issue of Elle UK looking so beautiful, like it never happened. Like none of it ever happened. In the magazine she discusses her “extra-large breakdown” at the age of 20, just after shooting Edward Scissorhands and Dracula: “I By Lainey • May 27, 2009 03:11 am
George Clooney What’s up California? Celebrities marched in response to the California Supreme Court’s decision yesterday to uphold Prop 8. Drew Barrymore has been a very vocal opponent of Prop 8 and attended the rally yesterday, spoke with the press, and encouraged citizens to do continue urging legislators to defeat once and for all By Lainey • May 27, 2009 03:03 am
Maple Leaf FNL > J&K+8 Ugh. Almost 10 million watched that f-ckery Jon & Kate can’t afford to support all their babies so they exploit them on tv show last night. 10 MILLION. This morning I was on The John Gormley Show (he’s adorable and I love him) and he got me on By Lainey • May 26, 2009 04:01 pm
Amazingness Shelfy got no Front Ass Imitators to the left. Yes, Jessica Biel, that’s you. Shelfy has a Shelf Ass but her ass is nothing compared to the Original Ass Jennifer Lopez... oh la. It’s JLo on the set of The Back-up Plan today in work out gear to accentuate all her lovely curves. By Lainey • May 26, 2009 01:00 pm
Famewhores Deformed A proud moment last night: my husband was cussing his balls off at NHL09 when inspiration struck. Him: I don’t care who she is. She could be the most beautiful woman in the world. #1 on my Freebie 5. But if she gets implants she is dead to me. By Lainey • May 26, 2009 09:35 am
Amazingness You want this bag It’s Karl. At the airport in Nice. I mean... I just... Love him SO much. If I could redo my youth, I’d like to spend my gap year in his presence as his style slave, existing on his verbal abuse and dying inside at his indifference. Anyway, have By Lainey • May 26, 2009 07:04 am
Maple Leaf Anyone can be Angelina Jolie And Evangeline Lilly could have totally been Angelina Jolie. This is what she’s telling Women’s Health. “It frustrates (producers) that they've given me this chance to become the next Angelia Jolie" but apparently Evangeline never wanted that for herself. Remember, this is also a girl By Lainey • May 26, 2009 06:49 am
Douchebags She’s singing again Scarlett Johansson. This time an album of duets with Pete Yorn called Break Up that was recorded before her Tom Waits f-ckery in 2006 due out on September 8th but the first single Relator is available today. Click here to listen. It’s actually... not bad. Scarjo hasn’t been By Lainey • May 26, 2009 05:07 am
Amazingness Goodnight Saigon SNL My husband’s hero. He memorises Will’s facial expressions. Like that part in Old School when Frank the Tanks hits off the beer funnel for the first time in years and it touches his mouth and he’s all like – it's so good once it hits your By Lainey • May 26, 2009 03:50 am
