Elizabeth Hurley amfAR Cannes 2009 Best Discovery So the other day Lainey wrote that I wouldn’t leave her alone until we posted something about Shu Qi. Here she is at the amfAR event last night confirming that I was totally right to insist. Angelic is the word here I believe. Except for the one shot where By Lainey • May 22, 2009 04:32 am
Robert Pattinson My take on Rob Here’s a little more Rob for the Twi-hards and horny cougars (is that rude?). Robert Pattinson at the amfAR auction with Sharon Stone and later leaving the hotel to attend a premiere. What can I say about Rob? Overall, a good looking guy. Like Guillaume, has the whole chisel By Lainey • May 22, 2009 04:15 am
Cannes 2009 On the terrace - Laura's POV Lainey: Many of you have written to ask about Laura's perspective on the terrace at the du Cap the other night. When she tried not to eyef-ck Robert Pattinson too obviously. Others have emailed to say you'd prefer Laura's account because mine lacked enthusiasm. By Lainey • May 22, 2009 03:49 am
Clown amfAR Ebola Check out this set of photos of Ebola and her new boyfriend at amfAR last night. Oooops! I dropped my bracelet! It was like, a total accident! It was on my…and now its…oh wait...he's not picking it up for me! But I’m such a By Lainey • May 22, 2009 03:11 am
Marion Cotillard amFAR Hottest Here’s Marion Cotillard with Guillaume Canet last night at amfAR looking f-in’ hot as usual. Quick side bar. First time I made a point of figuring out who Marion was is when I saw that Dior Eiffel Tower ad. You know which one I’m talking about. Attached it By Lainey • May 22, 2009 02:50 am
Ebola Victims Desperate Ebola in Cannes The Croisette has been contaminated this week by Ebola Paris Hilton and that loser it’s been dragging around as its boyfriend. We’ve managed to avoid infection thus far, have not run into them at any parties. Fingers crossed. Should probably stay away from VIP Room tonight though. It’ By Lainey • May 21, 2009 08:33 am
Hook Ups He doesn’t ask for much Just a set of fake cans. Long legs to wrap around his waist. And nothing in the way of conversation. Makes sense. After all, wouldn’t call Chris Pine the most cerebral of stars. And he’s in no danger of earning that reputation now, especially since, according to the By Lainey • May 21, 2009 05:01 am
Maple Leaf Diane Kruger’s Basterd day She looked incredible at the photo call in the morning. Amazing. The hair! Will be copying the hair. Last night on the carpet – meh on the dress. Guess why? It’s Marchesa! And Inglourious Basterds has Harvey Weinstein all over it. Anyway, Diane’s profile has been pretty low key By Lainey • May 21, 2009 04:23 am
Quiveration Get me to New York Ryan Gosling. Why can’t it be Ryan Gosling shooting in Vancouver for months on end? Have just squandered 15 minutes of valuable blogging time mooning over these photos – Ryan and Michelle Williams in New York shooting a tender kiss scene in My Blue Valentine. The way he’s grabbing By Lainey • May 21, 2009 03:47 am
Douchebags Annual on the terrace 2 From dinner it’s a long beautiful, palm tree-lined walkway up to the terrace bar for drinks looking out over the gardens. A stunning view. When it’s go go go for several days straight on the crowded Croisette, it’s not a bad idea to get away from the By Lainey • May 21, 2009 03:10 am
Girlcrushes Annual on the terrace It’s the fourth year for us at Cannes. And every year we have at least one night at the du Cap. On a night when it’s best to get away from the Croisette, when we don’t have any evening assignments, we make our pilgrimage. There is no By Lainey • May 21, 2009 01:23 am
Famewhores Pitt Porn for Basterds It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet By Lainey • May 21, 2009 12:41 am
Intro for May 21, 2009 Dear Gossips, Oh Brange. It’s my annual dose of Pitt Porn. The Pitt Porn in Cannes is extra potent. Has rejuvenating powers. We were flagging a bit yesterday, running around, and then they came on the carpet and the world was better again…even though we could have been By Lainey • May 21, 2009 12:17 am
Douchebags Which one is the Fantasy Girl? Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks By Lainey • May 20, 2009 05:51 am
Cannes 2009 Pitt Porn teaser! Tonight they’ll do it full on carpet style. But last night a little more private. Radaronline has just secured these photos of the Brange kissing last night. Cannes obviously gives them an added little juice. Couple of years ago the same thing happened. They got into the back of By Lainey • May 20, 2009 04:58 am
Zac Efron Poor Man’s LipGloss? It’s one thing for Megan Fox to be called the Poor Man’s Angelina Jolie. I mean at least the subject is Angelina Jolie. But imitating, and failing, at imitating LipGloss? Dude, is that a good move? Zac Efron dropped out of Footloose claiming he did not want to By Lainey • May 20, 2009 03:55 am
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