Lindsay Lohan Belly Coke Bloat Lindsay Lohan sniffed out a party in the Hamptons this weekend at AXE Lounge. Nice coke bloat. I’m bloated today too. Because Gab and I were afflicted with the Wine Flu this weekend. It’s horribly inappropriate. But we can’t stop saying it. I’m never drinking again. By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 04:27 am
Hook Ups 4-way hook ups Last night at Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Chris Brown was courtside sitting beside his brother, Rihanna was missing, but her wannabe was front and centre. Her name is Teyana Taylor and they’re calling her a RiRi lookalike. See side by side photo here. Even more intriguing though By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 03:41 am
Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson’s easy wardrobe The photo captions from the agency say he’s shooting Remember Me – first day on set – in New York. Doesn’t look like the wardrobe department had to stretch. Is he wearing his own clothes? Anyway, Twi-hards were jonesing all weekend because he hadn’t been seen. Withdrawal symptoms eased By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 03:32 am
Quiveration TK got the part! As I mentioned a couple of weeks ago – click here for the article - when I spoke to Taylor Kitsch at the Grey Goose party in Cannes, he was hoping for some good news. He’d just come from LA, auditioned for what he called was something “HUGE”, and he By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 03:16 am
Douchebags What did she expand? Jennifer Aniston on Friday night received the Women in Film Crystal Award for “expanding the role of women in the entertainment industry”. Not trying to be snarky, seriously I’m not. But what exactly did she expand? She plays Rachel Green over and over again. Good Girl: Rachel in a By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 02:47 am
Frauds No thumb in Germany Amazingly enough, Megan Fox managed to keep her thumb out of her mouth on Saturday for the German leg of the Transformers promotional tour. Body is killer. That face though – again with that waxy wannabe Jolie face. From some angles you’d actually think this was her wax figure, non? By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 02:30 am
Zac Efron Be nice to LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Am always giving Zac Efron sh-t for his cheese but it’s Friday and it’s been a good week and it’s good to mix it up once in a while so here he is today leaving Children’s Hospital in LA after visiting the cancer ward which, of By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 10:39 am
Dumbass Le Karl losing his touch? There was a rumour circulating last week that Karl Lagerfeld was being replaced at Chanel. Obviously a major development. The rumour was swiftly debunked. Karl is still perched in place… But at 75, maybe Karl – blasphemy! – is losing his touch? It’s not possible. But…maybe it is. Karl, as By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 08:29 am
Clown Do you want to f-ck her thumb? Because she’s making it seem like it’s f-ckable. If only this could keep her from talking so much sh-t. Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf, who supposedly has creative uses for his own thumb, were in Paris today promoting Transformers. As you can see, the Poor Man’s Jolie By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 07:54 am
Ebola Victims Upgrading friends Nicole Richie is trading up. Friends. Not too long ago, Nicole Richie was stumbling out of places like Les Deux and Hyde and Teddy’s with the likes of Lilo and Ebola. These days her evening engagements are usually reserved for carpet appearances at fashion events or charity engagements. Like By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 07:14 am
Gorgessity Portraits of Patrick Gorgeous. He's in France for the LeMans 24 hour race enjoying his Grey's hiatus and the benefits of his paycheque...from the show and movies like Made of Honour. Patrick may be the perennial silver medallist in the Sexiest Man sweepstakes but having achieved a rare By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 05:05 am
Bad Style She dresses her real age Or his age. Supposedly she’s not yet 40. Don’t know anyone who believes this. You? Last night Catherine Zeta Jones accompanied her husband Michael Douglas to the AFI Tribute in his honour. This dress is ok, I guess, for a 60 year old? Like, her mother in law By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 04:38 am
Rihanna Courtside awkward Over or not over? Last night in Orlando, both Rihanna and Chris Brown were courtside to watch the Lakers defeat the Magic in Game 4. Derek Fisher is so f-cking clutch. Though they sat apart and did not appear to engage at all, curiously enough, both Us Weekly initially cited By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:46 am
Do you want to see (and meet!) NKOTB? In Toronto? Joey and Danny are big flirts. Jonathan never takes his sunglasses off. Maybe you can convince him? But…be careful of the roughneck crazy ass fans. Remember what Laura & Jen went through? Click here for a refresher. Laura has a special name for them. To describe them. By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They give her Mercy After all the shenanigans from earlier this week, Malawian officials have approved Madonna’s adoption, overruling an earlier decision denying her attempt on the grounds that she hadn’t spent enough time in the country. These are the benefits of unlimited resources. Here’s my favourite detail about the announcement: By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:11 am
Shia LaBeouf A better Benicio Last time we saw him – click here – he was decidedly Elvis, the later years. Last night at the AFI tribute to Michael Douglas, MUCH much better. Benicio must be shooting soon. The lady he’s with is called Laura Bickford. He’s been with her often on carpets lately. Apparently By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:00 am
