Faux Gossip No Penn for Portman Good. There were alarming reports that originated from Star Magazine about them making out, Natalie Portman and Sean Penn and in an uncharacteristic move, Portman has released a statement telling Extra that: "Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. By Lainey • May 17, 2009 10:45 pm
Quiveration Canadians in Cannes Saturday night, Grey Goose party at the Chateau de la Napoule. A real chateau. Not some fake Adrien Brody upstate New York cheese ass girlfriend sh-t. Legit French chateau, spectacular setting. Grey Goose parties are the best. If you ever get invited to one, put aside everything and go. Be By Lainey • May 17, 2009 10:17 pm
Russell Brand Brand and Basketball Russell Brand heading to the Laker game on Sunday. F-ck he’s disgusting. Hilariously, nastily disgusting. But why should I judge who you want to shamef-ck? If he is indeed your shamef-ck … giv’er. But never tell. How about Adam Levine? Is he your shamef-ck? For the benefit of those By Lainey • May 17, 2009 09:23 pm
Twilight Young Love & Sushi…and the wrap party Almost makes me want to be 16 again. Have said it too many times but they keep getting cuter. So. F-cking. Cute. Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner on a sunny Sunday in Vancouver out for sushi and all smiles and affectionate and flirty and are these two gorgeous together or By Lainey • May 17, 2009 08:56 pm
Twilight Robert Pattinson: goodbye Vancouver…for now As I reported last week, Friday was Robert Pattinson’s final day on the Vancouver set of New Moon. He’ll resume shooting in Italy soon. Sunday afternoon he was photographed jetting out of Canada en route to Nice, on his way here to Cannes. Fack. I left Vancouver and By Lainey • May 17, 2009 08:12 pm
Bridget Moynahan Beezus and Bridget Received an email this week from a Bridget Moynihan fansite requesting more Bridget. Here she is on the set of Ramona and Beezus yesterday getting touched up. You’ll hate me for saying but she looks bitchy. Am told she’s super bitchy. This is not Photo Assumption. Also – the By Lainey • May 15, 2009 04:18 am
Twilight Last day is the Meadow Attached – thanks to fans who waited to see Robert Pattinson after his birthday dinner the other night at Glowbal for sending their photos. As you can see, Kristen Stewart was ripped. Love it. And Ashley Greene left Vancouver yesterday. Here she is at the airport. THAT is a pretty, pretty By Lainey • May 15, 2009 04:07 am
Quiveration Terminator Quiveration Premiere of Terminator Salvation last night: Eric Dane, Christian Bale with wife Sibi, and rising star, also soon to be a member of my Freebie Five – meet Sam Worthington. They say he’s next. They say it is his year. Because after going head to head with Bale in Salvation, By Lainey • May 15, 2009 03:44 am
Douchebags Cheese & Carbs on the Croisette Ryan Phillippe’s CarbFace arrived in Nice on Thursday, surprisingly not wearing a beater tank. Am shocked. Ryan is at the festival for The Bang, Bang Club which he’s been shooting in South Africa. He’ll be joined by Canadian co-stars Malin Akerman and – yes! – Taylor Kitsch for advance By Lainey • May 15, 2009 03:27 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Is she human? Or is she dancer? I don’t know, the chorus just popped into my head when I saw these pictures. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer… Are we human? Or are we dancer? Anyway, here’s Little Sci with her mother leaving dance class today. LS looks pretty pumped. I By Lainey • May 14, 2009 10:37 am
Clown Every Tom, Dick, and Lolita… Is headed to Cannes. Check out Hayden Panettiere arriving at Nice airport today, presumably headed for the Croisette, in town to party with some rich 40 year old Euro cheese because that’s what turns her on. Hayden came from London where she spent a few day shopping and set By Lainey • May 14, 2009 08:03 am
Gorgessity Music to GOOP to This week’s GOOP is not for preachy mommies and does not feature the kitchen! Unless the kitchen becomes the dance floor. Love dance parties. On our last night in London last fall, Duana, Michelle, and I had a dance party in our adorable room at the Charlotte St Hotel By Lainey • May 14, 2009 05:26 am
Gossip Girl The 80s ruined prom Never thought I’d hate on the 80s. But Gossip Girl did the 80s a disservice on Monday night’s episode. Worst episode of the year. So no wonder it’s been rumoured that they’ve killed the Lily spin-off. Because who really cares about Young Lily? Especially when she’ By Lainey • May 14, 2009 04:40 am
Girly Throw Downs Huge empty bag Posh arrived at Heathrow after a couple of days in Milan with David Beckham. As you can see, she’s carrying a huge white Hermes bag that’s probably empty. She’s also wearing a pair of skinnies that don’t actually make her look invisible. Chill. It’s not By Lainey • May 14, 2009 03:56 am
Twilight A very pretty birthday He really did look extra pretty on his birthday. Especially the close up on his face, see? Framed by his hood, mouth closed in a semi pout, Robert Pattinson quivered the loyal fans waiting outside in the rain last night as he celebrated his birthday at Glowbal in Yaletown. He By Lainey • May 14, 2009 03:33 am
Quiveration DDL and the Ladies George Clooney knows it. If Daniel Day Lewis is in the running for an Oscar, everyone else can pretty much take the night off. From the looks of the new Nine trailer, he’s assured of at least a nomination next awards season. DDL stepped into the role originally confirmed By Lainey • May 14, 2009 02:52 am
