Famewhores They’ll call it retail therapy Brad Pitt’s $1 million new purchase has just given the bottom feeding rags their new headline next week: Brad buys art to nurse his heart! Funny how it works: Brangelunatics have been emailing me lately, begging for reassurance that the Brange is fine. This as a result of the By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 05:51 am
Stephen Moyer 4 More Sleeps Until True Blood Season 2. The premiere screening took place last night in LA, most of the cast in attendance. Of course Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer – she has the most underrated, cute little body, non? – and Sam Trammell too. I vacillated all through the first season: Bill or Sam? By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 04:36 am
Amazingness Julia & Dave I made a point of PVRing Letterman last night because I knew Julia Roberts would be his guest. There’s always magic when she’s his guest. Wonderful chemistry. She’s free and easy and charming and chatty… I love her on Letterman. Last time she visited she told this By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 03:49 am
Dumbass Dumb & Indignant A terrible combination. So you’ve heard about what Jessica Alba did in Oklahoma City, right? Stupid bitch gleefully slapped shark posters all over the place – posters with no text, no explanation, in the hopes that somehow this would raise awareness about …the great white shark population? Their mating habits? By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 03:14 am
S.M.U.T. 2009 Are you coming??? It’s our 4th year. And The Society always puts on a great party. Can’t wait to see you at this year’s Smut Soiree. As promised, a few details about the event on June 23rd at 7pm. Last time it was a Hollywood Hills themed By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 03:06 am
Bad Style Concrete tweaked! There she is! It’s the Posh. And she’s been laying low recently. And we’ve missed her concrete tits. But here they are, sitting up high and fully rock hard tweaked, in London today to support Becks at the England match. She pretends she hates the paps but By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 02:53 am
Cheese Break-up Tweets Unlike Mariah Carey, I am not a master tweeter. I cannot tweet with a 7 octave range, nor can I tweet in the "whisper register". Please. She's amazing. No, my tweets consist of ragging on my punk bitch of a driver, praising my new sand wedge, By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 01:43 pm
Matthew Fox Lost in Monte Carlo January. We must wait until January. But did you see the season finale??? F-ck! Who can wait til January? The good news is by this time next year there “should” be no more questions. Doubtful. Anyway, while the show might be on hiatus, there’s always time to sell. Which By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 10:02 am
Style Joan Jett > Bella Swan This one’s for you Em. Twi-hards are apparently losing their sh-t over Kristen Stewart’s hair. Cut. 80s banger chick styles. To play Joan Jett. I’m not f-cking crazy so am not sure why the panic but since Kristen is their “Bella Swan”, am assuming they’re freaking By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 09:40 am
Jordan Knight When does a move get old? Went to studio to shoot eTalk this morning but forgot keys and Jacek went to get his precious Bradley Cooper hair cut so am well behind and catching up - sorry! For now, enjoy photos from the NKOTB show in Virginia this weekend. It's almost the one year By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 07:51 am
Famewhores PR f-ck-up or tabloid f-ckery? Uk tabloids reported today that Madonna's Mercy adoption attempt will be officially approved on Sunday by a Malawian court. Her lawyer however has publicly announced that that report was false, and very damaging. Apparently the judges are still deliberating and a decision could come down any day. This By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 07:37 am
Sports Manslinger & Fergie: girls’ night in NYC They know each other from Nine, of course. And last night was girls’ night – check out Kate Hudson and Fergie in the Village giggling after an evening of catching up. Perhaps Manslinger was filling in her friend on what she’s been getting from ARod. Ew. Speaking of ARod, word By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 03:57 am
Douchebags Sandra in NY, Ryan in Toronto Promoting their film The Proposal. Sandy taped an appearance for Letterman last night, pictured outside the theatre with a Cruella-ish blonde stripe – don’t like but whatever, it’s Sandy. She’s the best. And she had to work with the whiniest. That would be Ryan Reynolds who was in By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 03:48 am
Cheese Prince & Cheese Can’t believe they were able to put these two massive egos on the same stage and one did not push the other off. Amazing. Last night in New York at the Apollo Theatre 75th anniversary celebration, Mimi’s Cheese hooked up with Prince at a star studded gala that By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 03:28 am
Bad Style I would get a reduction A major improvement on that tacky ass sh-t she was wearing during the day yesterday – click here if you missed it – this is Porny out for dinner last night in New York with her mother in a sleek black dress with a little leather jacket and a pair of undoubtedly By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 02:51 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo cranked & caged Heads up to the producers of The Other Side who recently took a huge gamble on Lindsay Lohan – it’s a long summer ahead and filming does not begin until October. Are you sure? There’s still time. Because… The insurers will not like this. As you know Lilo has By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 01:20 pm
