Twilight Bella, Aidan, and 2 wolves Kristen Stewart ran into to John Corbett yesterday. He’s in town with Bo Derek and their dogs, is working on a new project. Not sure what and don’t care. Aidan was never my dude. Ew. Back to Kristen – looks gorgeous after a full day on set. She and By Lainey • Apr 14, 2009 10:56 am
Girly Throw Downs When queens fight… It’s the best sh-t ever. Spoiler alert for Desperate Housewives although I can’t imagine you don’t know about this by now… Marc Cherry has killed off Nicolette Sheridan/Edie Britt. I don’t watch DH, have never watched a full episode, but I know enough that Edie By Lainey • Apr 14, 2009 07:57 am
Twilight Cullen Week While his wife was forced to be nice to Tori Spelling last night, Peter Facinelli reported to work on the set of New Moon in Vancouver – seen here at the airport arriving with co-star Elizabeth Reaser. Peter is super cute…only those pants aren’t working for me. Downtown there By Lainey • Apr 14, 2009 07:15 am
Quiveration In the mood for some Sookie Stackhouse? Last week, I received hate mail from a lady called Margaret who wrote that “I feel very sorry for you that you are not educated enough to appreciate certain things in life. If you could appreciate brilliant literature and the beautiful world Stephenie Meyer has created that has touched us By Lainey • Apr 14, 2009 06:07 am
Quiveration Best Date Ever Are we there yet? How about now? The wait is too long! Tina Fey and Steve Carell starring together in a comedy called Date Night. Please. That alone would be enough. But add Leighton Meester to the mix to bring some Blair Waldorf flavour, and a touch of the impossibly By Lainey • Apr 14, 2009 04:27 am
Bad Style The newest pants you’ve ever seen Right? This is Russell Crowe outside Letterman last night arriving in the newest pair of jeans, like, of all time. So new they probably glow in the dark. Russell taped his appearance in advance – it will air on Friday. Not sure what’s up with the super undercover styles – it By Lainey • Apr 14, 2009 03:52 am
Zac Efron LipGloss, Letterman, and inside feet “I’m not programmed by Disney”. It’s what he says at one point during his interview with GQ – Zac Efron is the pretty boy on the new cover – an entire interview spent convincing us that he’s more than prepackaged goodness, that he’s more than just a machine, By Lainey • Apr 14, 2009 03:25 am
Chills Chills Chills Robo dances every day Apparently Little Sci does too. She turns 3 this week and on top of being enrolled in dance and play and swim and art classes morning to night, she will also supposedly begin Xenu training next week at the school established by Will and Jada Smith – the New Village Academy By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 10:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Easter Taupes Violet celebrated Easter yesterday with her parents then Ben kissed Taupe before jetting off to Massachusetts where he was filming today a new movie called The Company Men. The Company Men costarring Kevin Costner and Tommy Lee Jones and Rosemarie DeWitt (who should NOT have been ignored in Rachel Getting By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 09:17 am
Douchebags Pippy’s weekend in Vegas Justin Timberlake flew commercial to Vegas the other day for a weekend trip with the boys to promote his 901 tequila. He hooked up with Robin Leach for a private tasting, tried his luck at the tables, and hit up the circuit including the Playboy Club …all without Shelfy. Oh By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 08:03 am
Break Ups He’s single… But do you still want him? Before George Clooney there was Mel Gibson. Please. If you are 30+ don’t pretend you don’t remember. You remember. There were women back in the day who would have cut off their breasts for the chance at a stab with Mel Gibson. By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 06:55 am
Dumbass Little Edie for a year Something like that. Drew Barrymore claims she got all method and sh-t to play Little Edie in HBO’s Grey Gardens premiering on Saturday. Am watching the screener tonight. So nervous. Hope it doesn’t suck… Anyway, this is Drew working her Little Edie in New York today to sell By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 06:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Easter babies! I know you all love babies. And so many famous babies were out and about this weekend for Easter. Here’s a random sampling – Coco Arquette turns 5 in June. Was seen with her parents Courteney and David heading to an Easter Egg hunt or something. Coco has great natural By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 05:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna, Masturbation, and the Mighty Opes Lately, instead of Madonna the pop star, it’s been all about Madonna the Mother – she’s still using her considerable resources to appeal Mercy’s Malawian adoption rejection, and also donated $500,000 to earthquake recovery efforts in Italy… Her face doesn’t seem to be as scary stretched By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 04:48 am
Sports Jessica Simpson emerges cruise-bound She’s maintained a very low profile since completing her country tour. But with the confirmation last week that she’d been dumped by her country label, yet another Fail notch on her Fail Bait, it was time to show face and stick her chin up and out. Never let By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 03:13 am
Amazingness Matthew McConaughey Gold Mouth What is Gold Mouth? Gold Mouth is Karl Lagerfeld. And Giorgio Armani. Valentino. Or Iman. Gold Mouth is the amazingness that occurs every time these people open their mouths. When they speak, it is gold. Matthew McConaughey must be added to the list even though he makes sh-t movies and By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 02:56 am
