Cheese LipGloss Fist Pump As mentioned above, it’s the fist pump that gave it away: he wanted it so badly. To be accepted by those who don’t have a curfew. To appeal to a new demographic – a demographic that isn’t impressed with this hair. To be considered cool. The fist pumping By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 02:41 am
Twilight Twilight: more Easter eggs! Scroll down or click here if you did not see the first batch of photos from the set of New Moon yesterday. Today… More, more, more. This time with more emphasis on Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson shooting scenes as Bella and Edward. Never realised how skinny he is. Anyway, By Lainey • Apr 10, 2009 07:46 am
Quiveration Hot Easter Dad In Italy with his 3 boys yesterday enjoying some Beckham man-time. Brooklyn is OLD now. This never fails to amaze me. Like with our nephew Oliver. I met him when he was 2. And now he’s almost 11. Easter Sunday with the big Polish family – 3 kids, 3 cats, By Lainey • Apr 10, 2009 07:17 am
Jennifer Lopez Approaching 40 And fabulous too!??!?? No. Jennifer Aniston already has that title cornered and she won’t let anyone else borrow. But this is Jennifer Lopez, in the audience watching her husband Marc Anthony perform last night at the Seminole Hard Rock and Casino in Florida. She applauded enthusiastically, worked her ass By Lainey • Apr 10, 2009 06:34 am
Douchebags Unrepentant BBT Click here for a refresher if you missed the story this week – BBT’s shenanigans on CBC radio that have pretty much earned him universal disdain. We can all agree: Billy Bob Thornton is a total douche. So last night, he and his band took to the stage at Massey By Lainey • Apr 10, 2009 06:16 am
Gorgessity Twilight: your Easter treat Ready? They hate. But I enable. Exclusive photos: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart shooting scenes for New Moon together today along with the high school crew and a glimpse of Tayor Lautner too. Looks like they’re doing a much, much better job with the makeup this time around especially By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 01:51 pm
Girlcrushes Hello Iman Don’t tell me what happened in Project Runway Canada this week. It’s on PVR. Like I said, I have serious PVR memory stress. It’s inching towards 75%. Am panicking. Anyway, Project Runway in the US has finally been given the green light to move ahead after a By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 10:51 am
Russell Brand Russell Brand with two I just… I don’t get it. At all. Russell Brand’s reputation – how does he do it? Would you do it? Two women were photographed exiting Russell’s house this morning, both in bathrobes, realising that their cars were being ticketed by parking attendants. Worst Walk of Shame ever, By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 07:55 am
Twilight Nikki’s back It is a fried rice day! Because I have been anointed! A lovely shout-out from the grand poobah of gossip himself, Ted Casablanca. Ted hearts me! Dear Ted – I heart you back! Come to Vancouver for a visit and the real scoop on Twilight? Catch some crazy twi-hard fever? We’ By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 07:23 am
Dumbass Own your own GOOP! It’s Thursday GOOP Day! And this time – thankfully – it’s not about recipes or raising children. This week, it’s about clothes! Click here for the latest newsletter. Gwyneth Paltrow’s spring recommendations. As usual, it’s nothing groundbreaking (and she really needs an editor – so many mistakes!), but By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 05:44 am
Sports Vraiment? The economy is in the sh-ts. Even the owner of the Montreal Canadiens, one the most storied franchises in sport, needs to downsize. So the team is up for sale… 10 potentials buyers are bidding. Among them: La Grande Fromage herself, Celine Dion. In partnership with Guy Laliberte (Cirque du By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 05:29 am
Girlcrushes Amy Night “Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers…for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.” Parenting tips from Amy Poehler. There is not enough of By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 04:25 am
Frauds Jen & Jason at night On the NY set of The Baster, Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman shooting scenes last night. Jen’s hair, as you can see, is in fine form. She looks great. And has been extra accommodating for the paps. Someone’s trying to make nice… She’s also supposedly loving her By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 03:44 am
Clown Chicken Fried in Vancouver By now I’m sure you’ve heard – Britney Spears stopped the Circus last night for more than half an hour claiming it was too “smoky”. This from a bitch who smokes in front of her kids. It was, for real, the best part of the concert. You know for By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 03:21 am
Intro for Apr 09, 2009 Dear Gossips, There are two kinds of cheetos in this world. Ones who work. And ones who don’t. She needed a nap, ok? Chicken Fried, oh the DRAMA! She was overdue! Last night. Vancouver. Circus Tour. 3 songs into it, Britney walks off. For over half an hour. Darren By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 03:00 am
Parent Pimps Two options Billy Ray parent pimp has accompanied his second life meal ticket and daughter Miley to New York to promote the Hannah Montana movie. They performed on Good Morning America today. Yesterday they made the rounds at other talk shows. Here he is, hair freshly ironed and that f-cking soul patch By Lainey • Apr 08, 2009 11:58 am