Thinnification Thinnification of Russell Crowe He’s scheduled to start shooting that Robin Hood movie soon – still no confirmation as to his role. This is Russell Crowe sneaking out of the Empire Awards last night in London looking much leaner than he has in… well… years. Be honest. He’s been portly for a while. By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 08:29 am
Twilight Twilight Juno Weekend Robert Pattinson was supposed to present at the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. Instead, Twilight was represented by Taylor Lautner. They are trying their best to make him a star. To give Pattinson a challenge, if this is possible. Twi-hard losers seem pretty keen on the Open Mouthed One. More By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 05:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna adoption: compare and contrast Reference materials: People.com article about Madonna’s Malawi adoption attempt – click here. Us Weekly version of the same event – click here. The child’s name is Mercy James. Madonna showed up in court today in Malawi but the ruling was delayed til Friday. Mercy’s grandmother thinks the big By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 05:14 am
Faux Gossip Lopez striped and fringed Why do I feel so nostalgic looking at these photos of Jennifer Lopez yesterday in Japan promoting her new line of mommy handbags for Samantha Thavasa? Very If You Had My Love…with a fringe. Right? Looks amazing. At least from the thumbnails. If she sucks close up, I will By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 04:51 am
Douchebags Weekend, Week Begin John Mayer sent us into the weekend with the sailor shorts and, bless him, he’s now pulling us back out of it by smelling his lime green mankini while performing on his cheesy boat cruise. Are you a comic or a musician? He wants to answer both. Oh he By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 04:03 am
Girly Throw Downs Packing light, short stay? Or maybe there’s a helper dude not in the frame who is actually pulling the big items… This is Cameron Diaz arriving in London, presumably to visit boyfriend Paul Sculfor with whom she hasn’t been seen in several weeks. Cam flew over after attending the Kids’ Choice Awards By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 03:46 am
Quiveration Empire Men Last night in London at the Empire Awards, Viggo Mortensen was honoured with the Empire Icon Award. I know you’re out there. I know there is a strong minority of you who want more Viggo. Could you wake up to Viggo? It would scare me, I think, to wake By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 03:23 am
Would You Rather Smut Math A problem to solve. Or a problem with no answer? Please explain to me... Who or what is the target clientele for David Arquette’s new clothing line propr? It launched at Kitson last night. KITSON! Where random items are tossed in bins and sold for $500! So that’s By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 08:55 am
Dumbass No Situation for a year and a day I know... He says stupid sh-t and does stupid sh-t and he’s isn’t always the best example but I’m not calling him a role model, I’m just saying he’s hot and T.I. has been sentenced to prison for a year and a day on By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 07:59 am
Famewhores Pip, Shelf, Opes, and capri jeans A new round of break up rumours surrounding Shelfy and her lifeline... OK! Magazine is reporting that she can’t handle his flirting and that he’s been telling his friends that he’s trying to ease out of the relationship slowly. Others report that their families are still tight By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 06:46 am
Break Ups We can hear you... Everything is ok. Rumours surfaced earlier this week – something about Pete Wentz being away from home all the time and Ashlee feeling abandoned and they’re breaking up soon, this resulting from Pete alone arriving in Australia. Photo assumption can be dangerous. This is why we must play it only By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 06:12 am
Twilight Three Bad Wolves Ok, they’re not bad. I just liked the title. Wolf sighting in Vancouver yesterday. From left to right: Chaske Spencer (Sam), Alex Meraz (Paul), and Kiowa Gordon (Embry) looking all wolfy badass but also kinda virgin paparazzi adorable... See now, I’m not a Kellan Lutz fan. He seems By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 05:20 am
Hook Ups Mayer & Friends...and Fox? 'One Splendid Evening with John Mayer and Friends' benefit on the new Carnival Cruise ship Carnival Splendor last night. Friends did not include Jennifer Aniston but did include Jordin Sparks, Gavin Rossdale, Eve, and even Kevin McKidd. You know him from Rome. Or, if you’re still watching By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 04:23 am
Cameron Diaz Cam & Tom Rom-Com? They are reportedly in negotiations to star together in a romantic comedy – Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise reuniting several years after playing lovers in Vanilla Sky. There are many reasons why that film didn’t work. One of them…I didn’t buy them together. Didn’t buy him with By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 02:53 am
Famewhores Posing at the airport… For the Hello Kitties. Actually…am kinda surprised there isn’t more of a frenzy. When Tom was in Tokyo a few weeks ago, they all lost their sh-t. And Robert Pattinson before that too. Must be a boy girl thing. No matter though. Jennifer Lopez isn’t there for By Lainey • Mar 27, 2009 02:47 am
Girly Throw Downs I’ve seen you before This is the Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas today in a black beanie walking around West Hollywood. Not to be confused with LipGloss Zac Efron in Sydney a couple of weeks ago, and definitely not Robert Pattinson at LAX in November… They.All.Look.The.Same. Like generic blondes on the By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 11:19 am
