Hook Ups Friday Night Bentley Ugh. Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt today showing off her new Bentley. “Love” as they call her is the star of a show called Ghost Whisperer that airs on Friday Nights, a modest ratings winner on a night that’s hard to win. For several seasons now. Ghost Whisperer. They By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 10:28 am
Style Karl Barbie and the Maze My favourite thing about yesterday was the alleged Mother of Jesus. My favourite thing about today is Karl holding his Karl Barbie. I don’t see that it gets much better than this. I honestly don’t. Karl Lagerfeld was at Colette in Paris last night at the Barbie 50th By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 06:49 am
Bad Style Do you like her hair? It’s Mena Suvari last night at the American Character: A Photographic Journey event in New York. As you can see, she’s modified Farrah Fawcett. Katie Holmes tried to make this work a few months ago when she was guesting on Eli Stone, remember? It was wrong. On Mena By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 06:01 am
Quiveration How to look like Taylor Kitsch On the cover of Men’s Health. You know I love him. But if I’m honest, I have to say I don’t love the hair. I can’t get down with hair like that. It’s too… truck stop/Fabio/trailer park. He needs to cut it. After By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 04:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Radiohead vs JailBait: Radiohead bitchslaps back!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THOM YORKE!!! You should be opening up iTunes right now and downloading every Radiohead album. They deserve your support, admiration, they deserve your WORSHIP. Last week JailBait Miley Cyrus went on the radio and told a story about Radiohead, how they – in her estimation – should By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 04:04 am
Dumbass GOOPy gladiator booties Last year around this time, my Gwyneth started rocking every Iron Man red carpet in 6 inch crazy heels. Soon after they started selling out everywhere. She’s since been credited with making them the Must. GOOPy has a shoe thing. Today in London, wearing a black trench and bare By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 03:42 am
Dumbass Shrek drive fast car Q: why do they keep making these movies? A: Paul Walker has no career otherwise. Same goes for Vin Diesel. Unless he wants to star in the live action version of Shrek. Because these are his only two options: 1. Driving fast and grunting or 2. Painting himself green and By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 03:22 am
Clive Owen Movie Star Nose I have always loved her nose. She has a great nose. I also prefer when she lets her hair down. This is Julia Roberts in Paris with that sexy beast Clive Owen continuing to promote Duplicity through Europe. Julia decided to amp it up for a change…and this is By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 03:07 am
Gorgessity Do you think the other moms hate her? This is Elle Macpherson dropping her kids off at school today. She has 2 sons. She looks like she’s running around on a college campus. Turning 45 at the end of the month! Do you think dad drop-off is exceptionally high at this school? Do you think she’s By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 11:58 am
Bad Style Robo Weave! How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 11:08 am
Gorgessity The Mother of Jesus Luz, that is. Is it mean? Of course. But you’re laughing and gaping, I know you are. And I am too. And come on… if you agree to let Madonna rent you out, drag you around the world as her latest alleged totally–not-gay-in-the-way-John-Travolta-isn’t-gay-way pretend boyfriend, this is By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 08:17 am
Julia Roberts From this distance… She almost looks like she did 10 years ago. Right? It’s Meg Ryan out and about yesterday, photographed far enough away that you can’t see if she’s updated her cheeks or her lips lately. Oh Meg… why? We were talking about Julia Roberts in the movie star By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 08:07 am
BFFs Madge and If You Seek Amy Britney played New York last night – a sold out show that attracted even Madonna. Her Madgesty went into a private box and did not stay for the encore. She was observed to be “smirking” when she left. Madonna’s tour director Jamie King also worked on Circus. Wonder if she By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 06:05 am
Girly Throw Downs Tale of Two Puck Bunnies Last night at the Ottawa Senators game – all eyes on the two blondes. Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood are both dating players on the team. As you can see, Country Bitch, wearing a seven layer foundation dip (or maybe that’s Lilo’s spray tan?) knowing that she had some By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 04:32 am
Break Ups Opening the door for Mayer and Fox Is 40 really that fabulous! when the most fabulous female at 40!!! keeps resorting to fabricating her relationships? Marc Malkin over at E! is reporting that Douchey Mayer gave Jennifer Aniston the hand after she came home from her European Marley & Me promotional tour. Last week he was ordering By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 04:14 am
Lindsay Lohan Losing weight, losing out Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson doing not much of anything yesterday in LA. And they weren’t screaming at each other on the street either. This apparently has become a frequent occurrence. Lilo finds some drama to get dramatic about, Sam tries to placate her then blows a fuse, creating By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 03:22 am
