Clown Sit DOWN Panettiere Little bitch, big ego, needs to sit the f-ck DOWN. Hayden Panettiere was on the carpet at an event in Hawaii the other day. It was a fundraiser for a local hospital. The press was there. This is why SHE was there. To PROMOTE the cause. Hayden was crusty from By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 05:27 am
Clown Toxic tweaky love Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were in Santa Monica together yesterday dining together at the Ivy by the Shore obviously unable to stay apart. Or maybe she hasn’t found anyone better to launch off to yet. Unfortunately the night after they hung out Robert Pattinson took off for By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 04:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Acting Simpson One has a career in the crapper and is divorced, the other is a new mom, is married, and has a much more promising future as an actor… Ashlee Simpson will be joining Melrose Place. The new Melrose Place. Ugh. There are so many great writers with so many great By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 03:11 am
Bad Style Porny in a corset Am still snotty and miserable with this cold but seeing Porny put a smile on my face. Isn’t she wonderful? I love her so much. Jessica Simpson on stage at the Florida Strawberry Festival this weekend in Plant City, Florida in her daisy dukes and a long corset holding By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 03:03 am
Bad Style The shape of Beyonce Our friends Fiona and Kiu came over on Saturday night for a quick visit. At one point Kiu declared that Beyonce now occupies 4 out of the 5 spots on his Freebie Five. He watched her at the Oscars and was enthralled by her body. He was all like – now By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:54 am
Famewhores Shelfy strikes back…on SNL! Please. There’s no pride in boasting about being right when it comes to Jessica Biel. It’s too obvious. Last week the Chicago Sun Times reported that Justin Timberlake was sick of her and that they were on the verge of a split. Two days later, she shows up By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:49 am
Quiveration Becks gets and pays for what he wants David Beckham wanted to stay with AC Milan. And he’s getting what he wants. The LA Galaxy has agreed to let him play in Italy until the end of the season May 31st at which point he may represent England in 2 World Cup qualifiers before reporting back to By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci Hello Kitty Tom Cruise, Robo, and Little Sci arrived in Tokyo this weekend to promote Valkyrie. They were greeted at the airport by hundreds of screaming Hello Kitties eager for a glimpse of Mr America. He of course totally ate it up. You know he loves being loved. Shall we play Photo By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:34 am
Bad Style Matt in tight spandex Few men, if any, can do it. Few men can quiver in spandex. Matt Damon does not quiver in spandex. I don’t care how much you love him, please don’t try convince me there’s something going on in your lady business when you look at these photos. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:27 am
Twilight Twilight weekend in Vancouver And it begins. For those of you who’ve been begging for details… Spotted: Taylor Lautner learning to motorbike. He and Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson arrived a few days earlier than the rest of the cast for wardrobe testing and training. Taylor was then seen with his dad shopping By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara goes to Washington While the Jolie shoots Salt in Washington DC, Brad Pitt and the girls enjoyed a trip to the toy store today. As I mentioned yesterday, folks on Capitol Hill lost their sh-t when he dropped by. Imagine then the crazy ass frenzy surrounding a sighting of The Chosen One? Look By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 01:18 pm
Clown Pam Anderson for Westwood CAUTION: Nudity Vivienne Westwood showed in Paris today and sent Pam Anderson down her runway in her clothing. Apparently during rehearsal Pam was wearing a loose t-shirt with no bra and her tit popped out. Shocking. Unfortunately or fortunately, depending how you see it, Vivienne’s clothes did not offer By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 08:58 am
Style Wild animals > Sienna Miller It’s customary on talk shows that the most high profile, more popular guests appear first, followed by the less famous people, and then the performer. Last night I noticed on the listings that Sienna Miller was scheduled for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. So I PVR’d on By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 06:40 am
Gorgessity Old & Rich She goes out of her way to look it, non? Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas yesterday arriving at LAX. As usual Zeta is dressed expensively. And sure, they all are. But with her, it’s almost as though the price tags are still on her garments. Like that coat. That By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 04:32 am
Cheese LipGloss grows Vampire hair They made a big deal over Robert Pattinson’s hair during Twilight promo. Zac Efron was so jealous. Now he appears to be growing his and was seen flinging it around yesterday leaving his house. Oh Lippy, you so pretty. Very pretty in Elle Magazine this month promoting 17 Again. By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 03:04 am
Bad Style Midlife Madonna designs for douches You know I love her. And I will defend her to the end. Almost the end. Against Guy Ritchie’s leaks, against the misogyny of the UK papers, I will defend her right to show off her body, to date younger as long as its legal, Madge and I we By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 02:33 am
