Quiveration Wednesday is Friday Not sure about you but this week feels like forever. And it’s only Wednesday. So here’s a little Taylor Kitsch to ease the ride over the hump. Oh la. Taylor in TV Guide, a new interview promoting the criminally underrated Friday Night Lights and his upcoming role at By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 07:45 am
Clown You wish bitch Glamour Magazine this month is all about American icons. This is why Sheila Weller tried to convince us that Katie Holmes would be one one day. Dumb. But that’s only the beginning of the blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!!! You know why? They dressed several young Hollywood women as famous icons… The By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 06:35 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Leo’s list He has worked with the best: Scorsese, Spielberg, Baz Luhrmann, Ridley Scott, James Cameron, now Leo is adding Christopher Nolan to that list. Variety is reporting that he and Nolan will collaborate on the upcoming Inception. Nolan wrote the script and will direct the film. Only 33 and it’s By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 04:57 am
Girly Throw Downs Radiohead hates JailBait! YES. Of course. Thom Yorke rarely disappoints. So Miley Cyrus dropped in for a radio interview the other day. Typical obnoxious 16 yr old she had to make sure everyone knew she was texting Nick Jonas, her ex boyfriend, and that her current boyfriend, that f-cking loser Justin Gaston, would By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 03:42 am
Dumbass Dickless Usher No balls either. Usher earned some respect yesterday when his comments on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation were released. Specifically addressing the pictures showing Breezy jet skiing and cavorting in Miami a few days ago, Usher criticised: "I'm a little disappointed in this photo. After the other By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 02:21 am
Twilight Wet Rob His hair ladies, his hair… Try to control yourselves, ok? There’s more squealy business to come. This is Robert Pattinson out and about in LA yesterday, running back to his hotel with wet hair, looking pale and … he’s better straight on than in profile, non? The nose, I By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 01:54 am
Frauds Fabulous and 40… thousand! Jennifer Aniston… She’s “Fabulous and 40!” Fabulous at 40! Fabulous at 40! For f-ck’s sake we’ve been hearing it for an entire month… Fabulous at 40! And the MiniVan screaming their support, believing their girl is taking them along on the ride, redefining beauty, embracing age, representing By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 01:31 am
Famewhores Birthday paparazzi Oh they ruined her birthday didn’t they? Justin Timberlake was without his Shelf Ass for a week in New York and was papped only twice, quite a departure from the daily sightings that occur when his girlfriend is with him Jessica Biel arrived in town to celebrate her birthday By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 01:20 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried opens strong! Everyone’s biggest complaint is the lip-sync. Critics have been moaning and groaning about it all morning. This I don’t understand. I don’t understand who goes into a Britney Spears concert expecting live vocals. It never was and it never will be. Do you head into a Madonna By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 12:45 am
Famewhores Because John Mayer didn’t call Megan Fox was spotted out and about furniture shopping with not so ex Brian Austin Green today before heading back to his place. So are they or aren’t they? Who the f-ck cares? The point is she’s NOT with John Mayer. Because he didn’t take advantage and By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 02:45 pm
Quiveration Chuck Bass loves meat Ugh. He’s disgusting. Especially when he eats. But… Yeah. Shamefully anytime. Ed Westwick in West Hollywood yesterday eating lunch with friends. My friend Lara’s lady aches were buzzing my blackberry last week after she stumbled across this video from his Teen Vogue photo shoot. He’s talking. In By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 10:09 am
Sports Country B Maple Leaf Makeover Yesterday in Ottawa. Am told exclusively that Carrie Underwood accompanied her boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators to the Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario for a special visit, very uncover, very sweet. Mike loves the Lord, is actively involved in the community, and unlike many of his skeezy By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 08:55 am
Royals The Young Victoria UK premiere tonight in London just moments ago. The film opens there on March 6th but has yet, as far as I know, to receive a North American release date. …the f-ck? JailBait’s movie will open in ten thousand theatres across the States in April and The Young Victoria By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 07:43 am
Quiveration Fun Fearless = Cheese? Again… I don’t get it. Mario Velveeta Lopez. He was named one of Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Males of 2009. Why??? In about 5 minutes I will receive a text message from my main ‘mo Darren telling me all the things he’d like to do with Mario in By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 06:50 am
Sports Tom in a suit Yum. It’s Tom Brady yesterday heading to a meeting along with new wife Gisele Bundchen but as usual they made sure photographers did not catch them together, nor were they wearing their rings. This detail has been noted and studied all morning. Not really sure why this is such By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 04:53 am
Bad Style ManSlinger: assy in Milan Kate Hudson also at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue event last night wearing some kind of assy sh-t sure to inspire universal hate. Like Liberace got his wish and came back as a woman… WTF? As for the hotness beside her – settle down… It’s her brother Wyatt. He plays/ By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 03:47 am
